Cady: Hey, have you ever been arrested?
Janis: Yes :)
Cady: I was going to say ‘because it’s illegal to be this cute’ but now I’m concerned
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Damian: So how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Regina going?
Cady: Pretty good, pretty good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now.
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Gretchen: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles
Regina: Well, maybe you should have principles
Gretchen: You're right maybe I should
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Janis: Can you guys at least try and see things from my perspective?!
Regina bends over, and everyone follows
Regina: Done.
Janis: Fuck you all!
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Gretchen: You know, people treat me like a god.
Karen: How?
Gretchen: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
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Cady: Aren’t the stars pretty neat?
Regina: *mumbles* You're the prettiest star...
Cady: Hmm? What was that?
Regina: I said I want to hit you with my car.
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Cady after Karen started her on a skincare routine: so is it… “giving dew”?
Gretchen: maybe Mountain Dew
Regina: shut up Gretchen
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Regina: I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me
Karen: I'm going to saw off my feet!! :D
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Cady: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed!
Janis: …
Janis: I’m going to tell her
Damian: Don’t you dare.
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