#me: I keep waffling but I think aubree is straight? despite presenting herself Like That | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

blujayonthewing · 2 years

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aubree: hey tell the cook that dinner was really fuckin good the bartender: fuckin good or fuckin good? aubree: whichever one has the most emphasis...? bartender: no- which one? there is a distinction aubree: aubree:

#aubree last session: oh the cook here is a gnome who's REALLY passionate and serious about cooking?#please tell them to cook whatever they want to cause it'll either be fucking amazing or fucking weird and I'm here for it either way #cook: [audibly shrieks with glee from the kitchen when receiving the 'whatever you wanna cook' order]#me: how can I spin this into getting rooms at this inn with no vacancies 🤔 ahhh I probably can't lol #WELL I GOT... *A* ROOM HEEHEEHOHO #aubree gets a LOT of mileage out of being just... guilelessly and sincerely nice to people and it's really fun to play out #and really rewarding! she has Rustic Hospitality as a background feature but I've never needed to invoke it she just has it organically #but it was also funny because our bard was trying to get-- in fairness ALL of us-- a room with Conniving and Shenanigans to no avail #and then Aubree's just like 'I was nice to a person with no expectations ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'#also #me: I keep waffling but I think aubree is straight? despite presenting herself Like That #my fiance: would you like to hook up with an extremely enthusiastic chef #me: .... [kombucha girl]#the THING IS it's just more fun for me if my dnd characters are bi or pan!! why limit my options!#the way this played out especially wrt our bard was so good and funny I would have been sad to opt out of the scenario you know?#aubree's been through SO much in the last... well the whole campaign but especially the last couple weeks she deserves A Nice Night #I do think aubree is still probably a one on the kinsey scale or whatever but like yanno. incredibly good cooking is sexy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#my OCs #aubree

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