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MDZS ch.94
okay, i’ve been dreaming about this part and now i just need to know what happens so bad i’m ditching my studying schedule (and relax for a bit, uni is making me going totally insane) to read this, better be worth it-
Lan WangJi gladly accepted his exaggerated praise. He opened Wei WuXian’s sleeves and  poured all of the stolen jujubes inside, saying, “For you. All for you.”
AND IT IS, FLUFF ALL OVER THE BEGINNING, BLESS I WANNA CRY
i think lwj doesn’t like wwx thanking him. he snaps every time he does that. uuuuuugh my heart-
lunatic lwj is the best things in the whole universe
He took out a jujube, wiped it on the cloth at his chest, and bit half of it away, thinking that  if Lan Zhan wanted to play, he should just play with him, “What do you want to do next?” He held himself back from saying, ‘Whose house do you want to destroy next?’
(i’m excited, what’s next on the drunken lwj’s list of adventures?)
Lan WangJi frowned slightly, correcting him, “We.”
fewljwiorgi HE CORRECTED HIM. WE, NOT ME, ALONE. ISN’T THIS A LOVE CONFESSION ALREADY COME ONE WEI YIIIIIIIING
EDIT:
The two arrived at a wall. Lan WangJi looked left and right. After making sure that nobody was around, he unsheathed Bichen from his waist. With a few swings, glaring blue light flashed by, leaving behind a row of tall characters.
Wei WuXian went forth and looked. There were seven words—‘Lan WangJi of Gusu has been here’.
(HOW IS IT THAT LWJ DOES EXACTLY WHAT I’D NEVER EXPECT FROM HIM I’M DOOMED THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACH SEE? S E E ?)
Lan WangJi nodded and handed Bichen to him.
Wei WuXian, “?”
Lan WangJi handed Bichen to him again. Wei WuXian took it. As he saw how there was still much empty space after the words ‘Lan WangJi’, he understood.
Lan WangJi was waiting for him to write his name up there as well!
....
i’m done
i am done.
this is too perfect, and perfection SCARES ME. if this is giving me so much joy i could actually die from it, what’s gonna happen next? WHAT.
Lan WangJi seemed quite satisfied, finally taking Bichen back. After a moment of thought, he reached out again. This time, it wasn’t to write, but rather to draw. A few glares of the sword zipped across, and the small portrait of two kissing figures appeared on the wall. The precision of the lines and the obscenity of the content was enough to make Wei WuXian slap his own forehead.
(I KEEP HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO WORDS I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH FUN I’M HAVING RN IS THIS EVEN LWJ I LOVE HIM
he is trying to woo wwx by doing what he did when he was young and guys my heart has totally melted)
EDIT 2:
Suddenly, a series of wild barks exploded. Wei WuXian seemed as if firecrackers had just bursted beside his ears. He immediately screamed, unconsciously jumping onto Lan WangJi’s body, “Lan Zhan, help me!!!”
(bAbY- *he always have an excuse to wrap himself all over lwj, what a coincidence-)
Lan WangJi gained a complete victory. He finally patted Wei WuXian a few more times and leaped off the wall with him.
The dog’s barks were never heard again, even after they walked for a long while. Wei WuXian was finally able to tear himself off Lan WangJi’s body. His eyes were glazed and his legs shivered. Lan WangJi patted his shoulder, gazing at him with dedication, as though asking if he was fine or not. Wei WuXian still hadn’t recovered from the shock. Now that he could finally catch his breath a bit, he praised, “HanGuang-Jun, you’re so brave!”
(this was-
like, the cutest thing ever. i love how lwj protects him from everything, even things that are not really life treatening. that dedication you see, wwx, THAT’S LOVE, SO LOVE HIM TOO OKAY LOVE HIM LOTSSSSSS-)
Hearing this, Lan WangJi seemed to smile.
The ripple of movement faded at once. Pausing in astonishment, Wei WuXian thought he saw wrong.
(LWJ SMILING IS DANGEROUS, SUCH A DANGEROUS THING, WEAR SUNGLASSES, OMG IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL-
what’s wwx gonna do the moment lwj will smile completely at him?
omg we’re all gonna die in bliss)
EDIT 3:
IS THERE ANYTHING THIS NOVEL WON’T GIVE ME?
Wei WuXian swept them off of him as he laughed, “You’re so dirty!”
Lan WangJi, “Wash my face for me.”
(BOSSY. WE LIKE IT.)
Wei WuXian couldn’t help but tugged his forehead ribbon, “You’ve even learned to order me around!”
The first time he was drunk, Wei WuXian washed his face for him, and Lan WangJi seemed as if he liked it a lot. Of course, this time, he asked for it on his own. Wei WuXian wanted to do it for him in the first place, but now that he was already like this, simply washing his face wouldn’t be enough at all. And so, he asked, “How about I just help you bathe instead?”
A BATH.
A  B A T H.
THIS CAN ONLY MEAN THAT THIRD TIME DRUNK LWJ SCENE IS GETTING INTO HOT AND WET TERRITORY. BATHTUB SCENE.
Finally the words i wanna hear.
MY BODY IS READY.
Hearing this, Lan WangJi widened his eyes slightly. Wei WuXian examined his expression carefully, “Do you want it?
Lan WangJi immediately nodded, “Yes.”
lwj is so eager, CUTE
EDIT 4:
He himself went downstairs, boiled water, and carried them up one bucket at a time, filling the entire tub. He tried the temperature of the water. Just as he turned around, wanting to tell Lan WangJi to take off his clothes, he saw that Lan WangJi had already stripped on his own.
(WeIwUxIaN.exe has stopped working)
When he ran into Lan WangJi taking a bath, he didn’t have any other ideas either, and during both those two times, more than half of Lan WangJi’s body was buried underwater. And so, suddenly seeing such an uncovered HanGuang-Jun… It was needless to say that Wei WuXian received quite a big shock.
(ARE YOU MAKING A DICK ALLUSION, WEI WUXIAN?)
At the moment, he didn’t even know whether he should follow his heart and look as much as he wanted or find something with which to cover up Lan WangJi and pretend to be a decent person.
(I AM AN INCOHERENT MESS RN-)
His scalp tingled. He couldn’t help but to walk backwards, but as he walked back, Lan WangJi continued to walk forward. Wei WuXian had already backed away to a corner of the wall. He couldn’t hide at all, and could only braven up as he watched Lan WangJi approach him expressionlessly. The distinct Adam’s Apple, fair-colored skin, and smooth, aesthetic muscles flashed before his eyes so clearly that he didn’t even dare look at them straight, eyes averting slightly. He swallowed unconsciously, somehow feeling a bit parched.
Wei WuXian was almost in a state of despair. He clenched his teeth, pretending like everything was fine, “I’m only pouring the bathwater for you. Okay. You can do the rest now.” As he spoke, he was just about to move away when Lan WangJi suddenly reached out and tore his sash belt into half.
(OKAY I’LL STOP BREATHING RIGHT HERE AT THIS PART BECAUSE MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS SKY HIGH AND IF I GO FURTHER WITH THE READING I THINK I’LL FAINT OR REALLY, LEGITIMATELY DIE AND MY MOUTH IS WATERING AND WHAT THE HELL THIS IS TOO PERFECT
who the hell am i kidding i’m going on, nosebleed or not-)
EDIT 5: I’LL CHOKE WITH MY OWN SALIVA
LWJ DOESN’T WANT TO BATHE WITHOUT WWX AND THAT’S THE SEXIEST, CUTEST THING EVER
And so, he dragged Lan WangJi towards the tub, “Fine, I’ll help you bathe. Come here.” He thought, My loss, my loss. Fine, I’ll just scrub him a couple of times. I won’t do anything else at all.*
*yeah well we all know that’s not gonna happen
also, wwx trying to convince himself he won’t do anything else besides wiping him a bit i’m like >______________>
(esr commenting wwx’s intentions represents all of us)
EDIT 6:
Lan WangJi was finally hauled by him. He sunk into the water again. Wei WuXian also rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the tub.
(i’ll explode, i’ll totally go BOOM POW in a sec when wwx’s hands will be all over lwj omg omg omg omg omg omg OMG-)
Since Lan WangJi had been staring at Wei WuXian without a single blink, Wei WuXian was worried the water might drip into his eyes and make him feel uncomfortable, “Close your eyes.”
(this is how i would explain what love is to me)
Lan WangJi didn’t listen to him. His eyes were still glued to Wei WuXian as if he was scared that if he blinked once, Wei WuXian might have run away. Wei WuXian reached out to shut his eyes, and he buried the lower half of his face into the water, letting out a series of bubbles. Wei WuXian laughed as he lightly pinched his cheek, “Er-Gege, how old are you?”
(omg omg I’M SOBBING SO HARD IT’S MAKING ME SO EMOTIONAL HELP cute cute so cute)
EDIT 7: okay, about lwj’s scars... i think he did that to himself (or made it so that it feels like he was punishing himself, you get me, right)? i mean, wwx describes them as coming from ferocious whipping, so even if lwj deserved to be punished, i can’t think of lqr and lxc being so angry at him to that point (it feels like adding cruelty to the punishment). so, either what lwj did was really bad or... well, he punished himself (whipping himself or having someone do it to him, so to be extremely strict). my heart is crying.
EDIT 8:
Wei WuXian got him drunk and spent almost half the night mulling over the matter, but he still didn’t get any answers. It wasn’t that he forgot. He’d always held in the back of his mind that he gave wine to Lan WangJi just to ask him, “HanGuang-Jun, just what do you think of me?” But every time it was close, he’d find some reason to blur things over, like not being so eager and asking after he played with him for long enough, like not being so casual and asking after they sat down properly… But even with all these excuses, the real reason that he dragged it until now was probably that he feared.
He was scared that he’d hear an answer different from what he hoped for.
omg now my heart is breaking again, i can feel my stomach twisting, he is scared. if only he knew, if only... pls lwj, tell him. tell him how much you longed for him and need him and embrace wwx’s hope to be loved by you, i swear i won’t ever need anything else in my life
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spicychickenyang · 2 years
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🌶🐔 Masterpost
Since it's Christmas Eve, you guys are probably not checking Tumblr for translation metas ;) I'll just use today's post to do some housekeeping. Thanks for all your support & see ya on Monday~
This list will be regularly updated. If you're seeing this post from a reblog, try viewing the original for the most up-to-date list :)
By order of book appearance:
Ch 1 - 12/30/21 - Ding dong, the witch is dead (大快人心) Ch 1 - 12/31/21 - MDZS Chapter 1, my translation Ch 1 - 1/3/22 - Chapter 1, director's commentary Ch 6 - 12/22/21 - Meet-Wei-must-argue Ch 10 - 1/5/21 - Alliteration has its place Ch 12 - 12/12/21 - He "aiyoh"-ed Ch 14 - 12/12/21 - Is he so pretty? Ch 14 - 12/16/21 - "Ying" vs "Wei Ying" Ch 15 - 12/11/21 - translated banter Ch 17 - 1/17/21 - How to translate a regional dialect Ch 28 - 3/5/22 - Ask around and find out Ch 43 - 12/13/21 - Who is gege Ch 54 - 12/21/21 - Get thee to a punnery Ch 55 - 8/15/22 - Xuanwu Cave dream Ch 56 - 12/13/21 - 喝 Ch 57 - 12/28/21 - How to insult people in Chinese, lesson 2 Ch 57 - 1/7/21 - The pecking order (尊卑) Ch 58 - 12/23/21 - Red eyes in morning, translators take warning Ch 69 - 8/17/22 - Phoenix Mountain kiss, Spicy Chicken edition Ch 69 - 8/18/22 - Phoenix Mountain kiss, translation details Ch 72 - 1/10/21 - It's neck and neck Ch 75 - 12/20/21 - 是非��己,毁誉由人,得失不论 Ch 87 - 12/22/21 - How to insult people in Chinese, lesson 1 Ch 94-95 - 1/6/21 - Drunk vs not-drunk LWJ Ch 100 - 12/15/21 - Confession nuance, part 1 Ch 100 - 12/14/21 - LWJ's eloquence Ch 100 - 12/14/21 - Confession nuance, part 2 Ch 108 - 12/30/21 - "xiyao" line translation/reading challenge Ch 115 - 4/8/22 - stacked like lasagna Ch 119 - 4/14/22 - Who is the husband Ch 125 - 7/27/22 - Wei Wuxian's back injuries Ch 126 - 12/17/21 - Lotus root my beloved
Non-specific:
12/25/21 - Chinese couplets 12/27/21 - A girl named Wan Jun 12/29/21 - A boring post (无聊) 4/19/22 - MXTX interview
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MDZS Novel Translation links
((Guide on where and how to access almost all of the MDZS content available here.))
The novel tackles mature themes and contains graphic/explicit content so definitely R-18. I am also gonna put general content warnings under the cut at the end of this post if you don’t want to go into it too blindly.
Here’s as much of the translated content that I could remember. 
The most complete translation available is here: https://exiledrebelsscanlations.com/novels/grandmaster-of-demonic-cultivation/
The only thing not included in it is this section from Chapter 111 of the Taiwan Traditional Chinese version of MDZS: https://bigbadredpanda.tumblr.com/post/187152364306/chapter-111-wangxian-everyday-means-everyday
And this bonus that came from Vol. 1 of the Simplified Chinese version: https://bigbadredpanda.tumblr.com/post/181354575786/book-of-righteousness
Other partial translations here if you would like to read other takes on the translations (chapter numbers here follow the numbering in ExR for ease of comparison):
Ch. 69
Ch. 79 - 110 (translated from the Traditional Chinese version iirc)
Ch. 79 - 117
Ch. 95 nsfw; Ch. 100; Ch. 111 (both nsfw and sfw version)
Ch. 94, Ch. 95, Ch. 111
Ch. 114-116
From night to morning (Ch. 120 in the ExR translation)
Ch. 120.5-122
Ch. 112, Ch. 120.5, Ch. 125
There’s also this list of the chapters with their title and subtitle/summary translated. It’s peak comedy tbh hahaha.
GENERAL CONTENT WARNINGS UNDER THE CUT:
Content warnings include, but are not limited to: mild horror, graphic descriptions of violence and sex, dubcon, consensual nonconsent/ rape play (Wangxian have a healthy and adventurous sex life, yes). All the explicit sex scenes are in the latter part of the novel and in extras, specifically in Chapter 95, Chapter 111, Chapter 115 (not that explicit), Chapter 117, Chapter 119, Chapter 120.
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