Cassie: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Cassie: Ask me to kill for you.

Maya: …First of all, calm down-

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR POST-EP 6 OF MY (CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN) REIMAGINED AU

Art under the cut, but there ARE spoilers!!

Hi Maya x Cassie nation

Cassie, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Maya: …What does that even mean?!

Maya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Cassie: sighs Cassie: I killed a man.

Cassie: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Maya: Are you calling me short?

Cassie: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Maya: So what’s for dinner? Cassie: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Maya: … Maya: Is it soup? Cassie: I soup-pose it could be! winks Maya: Please, enough with the soup puns! Cassie: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Maya: STOP!

one hour later

Maya: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Lukas: Do you love Maya? Cassie: Yeah, I do. Lukas: Romeo! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Romeo: We all love Maya. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Cassie: I thought that was implied.

Romeo: … Lukas: …

Cassie, looking straight at Romeo: Congrats Lukas, you just won 100 bucks.

Cassie, pointing at Soren: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?

Cassie, pointing at Maya: Or a Freak (affectionate)?

Winslow: Why not both?

Cassie, to Winslow: You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!

Maya: Life could be worse, Cassie. Cassie: Life could be a lot better too!

Loading a random conversation taken from the Achieves of the B-list Villains' Hide-Out.....

Maya: So, remind me why we dating again?

Cassie: Because we are the only people in this room that are evil and Female and that we are not probably under-age unlike her

She says as she points at Mevia, who is drinking water from the water filter.

Maya: I guess you know her way better than I do right?

There is disgruntled expression on Cassie

Cassie: Way.... Way more than I ever needed to in my life

Cassie: kisses Maya Maya: ! Cassie: …Did you steal my chapstick? Maya: Did- did I what? Cassie: My chapstick, Maya. Did you steal it? Winslow: Cassie, for the love of God, not this again. Maya: I- No, I didn't steal your chap stick. We use the same chap stick. Cassie: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chap stick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chap stick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chap stick. Maya: Chocolate and popcorn? Winslow: Why do you think it got discontinued?

Cassie: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Maya: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Cassie, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Maya: Are you a painting? Cassie: What-? Maya: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Romeo: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

Cassie: There. How do I look? Maya: Like a cheap French harlot.

Cassie: French?!

Cassie: I asked Maya out.

Winslow: Oh, I’m sorry.

Cassie: Why?

Winslow: Well, I assume they said no.

Cassie: No, they said yes.

Winslow: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.

Cassie: Oh my Maya. Aiden: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Cassie: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

Bonus:

Maya : Awwww!