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malpracticemd · 10 months

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never forget that Wilson canonically wears toenail polish

#I don't remember the name or number of the episode but it's the one where the hospital is hosting a poker tournament #and House gets a case about a kid with the same symptoms as an old lady who died 12 years before #House threatens to tell everyone that Wilson wears toenail polish unless he goes all in against Cuddy so he can keep her busy #bc technically the kid is her patient #you know the one I'm talking about #dude is canonically babygirl #house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #malpracticemd

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oldmanffucker · 3 months

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Halloween, 2006

based on chapter 7 of ‘the horror of our love’ by @malpracticemd (dead dove warning)

(click for just house, just wilson)

#have been plotting to draw them in priest situations already then read this chapter and was like OKAY!!!!!!!! THIS ONE FIRST!!!!!!!#obsessed #chiashanchsiagsg <- sound of me putting them in my mouth and shaking my head like a dog #image post #my art #James Wilson #house fanart #gregory house #house #house md #hilson #malpracticemd #my post

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animetrashmuffin · 11 months

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I have been working on some fan projects, exciting IRL stuff, and binging House with the husbando (which is on pause while he is out of country for 8 weeks. So @malpracticemd this is for you 😘

#hilson #james wilson #house md #my art #sketchy sketch

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malpracticemd · 7 months

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I don't know how anyone watched House MD in 2004 and thought those dudes were just good buds. It's like when historians find letters written by people obviously in love and call them "good friends".

#house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #house x wilson #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 9 months

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One House headcannon I have absolutely no base for is that I think House and Wilson like to read to each other. I think this simply because it feels right and I said so.

#imagine it though #wilson reads things like pride and prejudice to house #and house will literally only read obscure medical texts but wilson loves it regardless #house headcannon #house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #house x wilson #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 11 months

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people are really running around going "I can't believe people think house and wilson are canon how stupid could they be" on the fucking Bowser x Luigi site?? on the fucking Lorax x Oncler site?? babes get a grip. it's all canon here.

#those two old men have more probability to their relationship than half of the fucking ships on here I've seen #and every day I've got to read a post about how it's just not believable #like bitch did you even watch the show #also people ship that pyramid from gravity falls with like 8 different people so I don't want to hear shit #house md #house #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #house x wilson #malpracticemd

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oldmanffucker · 3 months

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Father House, Halloween, 2006

based on chapter 7 of ‘the horror of our love’ by @malpracticemd (dead dove warning)

(click for house & wilson, just wilson)

#he’s all kissed up #father house 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫶🏼#gregory house #house #house md #hilson #james wilson #malpracticemd #house fanart #my art #image post #art #my post

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malpracticemd · 7 months

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Y'all have to be patient with fic writers.

We have jobs, lives. We can't be spending every second of every day writing and even if we could, we still don't owe you anything. Fics are updated and chapters are posted when they can be. All you have to do is be patient and not hound the writers about their next update because even if you say you're not being pushy, you kind of are.

#I just started a new job and it's taken all my time up and I've already gotten several comments asking when I'll post the next chapter #or if I'm even going to finish it at all #and the answer is yes #just in my own time whenever I'm able #I'd apologize for the wait but I don't have to apologize for things out of my control #you'll get it when you get it and that's when it'll happen #fanfiction #fanfics #writing #fic writing #fic writers #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 26 days

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COMING SOON: horror Chapter 9....

#real soon guys I promise #to all who care and know #house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #house x wilson #house fanfic #house fanfiction #ao3 hilson #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 6 months

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To those that have been waiting a century, I just posted the newest chapter of horror.

Here it is! Go nuts.

#house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #house x wilson #house fanfiction #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 26 days

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Whoever did the wonderful drawing I am currently using as a pfp (I know it was one of you, I just can't remember who 😩), please reach out to me so I can properly credit you. 💕

#or change it if you don't like it #house fanart #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 10 months

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babygirl ❤️

#my boy #my babygirl #james wilson #house #house md #[h]ouse #made my sister find me a blank one of these so I could make this #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 11 months

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Hi, call me Boo, like a ghost. 👻

I'm in my mid twenties (26) and use she/they pronouns, although it doesn't really matter.

I spend a lot of my time writing. Fanfiction mostly. My AO3 is linked in the description. I'm Rehsif there, or mistermommy formally.

This is a sideblog for the nearly 20yr old show, House M.D. You'll find nothing else here, though you can ask about my other fandoms if you're curious enough to know.

Since things can get a little NSFW here, I ask that you be at least 18 if you follow.

I block any and all minors on sight. If there is no indication of your age at all, I will block you.

If you still call yourself a "Potterhead", you are not welcome here. If I see any mention of Harry Potter on your blog, in your username, or in your bio that is in anyway positive; I will block you.

I also run a House M.D. Discord server. If you're interested in joining and are 18 or older, send me a message and I'll send you an invite!

That's all for now.

Best Regards,

malpracticemd (Boo) 👻

#house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #[h]ouse #new pinned #ao3 #malpracticemd

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malpracticemd · 10 months

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The possibly long awaited sequel to my smash hit you're so fuckin' special (run) that possibly nobody but me wanted. 🎊

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Gregory House/James Wilson