Well, the weather here is **** so the only cardio I could do was some jumping jacks in my room. The first half of this recording is the cooldown immediately after, max rate around 190+ bpm. I don't think there's anything in the world as satisfying as feeling my heart punching hard against my hand as I listen with my stemoscope. 🥵💓🩺
But I can't help abusing him just a bit to see how he responds. So, halfway through the recording I do my favorite trick: a standing breath hold, followed by a lying vacuum. My heart was most displeased, and proceeded to flip-flop and somersault angrily against my ribs for several seconds until finally I had to breathe again.
For those who've never experienced something like this, it doesn't feel like a normal heartbeat. Unlike a regular rhythm which is like a steady, measured punch, it's like this very strong, disorganized, spasming ka-thunk—almost like a heavy metal pinball knocking around erratically inside your chest. A very exciting experience.
Been heart horny almost all day and finally got to take care of it. Took things nice and slow, and this time I managed to hold back most of my sounds for all of you that prefer just the heart. I tried to start from relaxed and record everything into the cooldown period.
Beware this is a long file. It's a 30 minute session and I had to split it into parts.