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I'll have you know team aqua is hitting the nae nae all over the place and they're getting some pretty good public image for it. maybe you could get some more support if you didn't let them corner the market like that
They're doing what all over the--
Alright. I have been informed "hitting the nae nae" is slang for a dance move. (Thank you Admin Tabitha.) Unlike Archie, I care about my team's public image being professional, and we will not be doing anything ridiculous like dancing in public.
It savagely threatens foes with bared fangs. It chases after fleeing targets tenaciously. It turns tail and runs, however, if the foe strikes back.
Wanted to post Pokemon and Character associations I have that may or may not be part of the Main AU and also get some drawing in. This is one sketch ive finished
okay…i’ve done several laps around lilycove….i’m ready to discuss the issue at hand.
team magma psa:
regarding recent events…i will be reiterating one of the policies that were listed in the agreement all grunts must sign to join.
relationships of a romantic nature are strictly prohibited in the work place
rather it be a fellow teammate…or groudon forbid a worker of team aqua…we do not allow such behaviors when in uniform…as it causes disruptions and distracts from the task at hand, the betterment of humanities future via expanding the land.
if you are on the clock….or in base…..or in uniform…we ask that you keep your hands to yourselves.
and yes. this does include sneaking off to the battle resort with your team aqua fling.
disregard of any rules stated in our team agreement can result in termination….sincerely, your admin.
since derek has been acknowledged as a named magma grunt i’m here to show all my current “derek coded” grunt dialogue and mindless headcanons i pulled from thin air
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seems like a derek thing to say
he coined the title mistress courtney BUT
HES ALSO THIS GUY, SO IT COMES FULL CIRCLE
this is also derek
i firmly believe derek is like the only person who knew zinnia was suspicious but instead of reporting her when she infiltrated team magma he just became her “wingman”
i feel like derek worked with courtney but moved to working under tabitha because he couldn’t handle her
this is what i imagine derek is like working with courtney
that is all, possible future derek posting someday