Why are Luffy and Zoro so perfect together
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it
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Most popular swear words by state in the US
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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!
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I just wanna go to the beach at night just to listen to the waves
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type of guy who invariably buys the worst salami in the store because he was cursed by god himself never to buy good salami: you know I don’t like salami very much
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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