#mack and morty both suck mack will go (i only have eyes for you!!) and its true because he has a fucking million
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least sexy things abt my ocs goes as follows. the grave robberies. probably hasnt had access to a shower in at least 3 years. heart got ripped out by vultures that one time. worst fashion sense known to man (also a billion eyes thats probably worth mentioning). probably wrote twilight fanfiction. intentionally gets staticky and zaps you to piss you off. if they experience too much of any emotion they melt and you have to wait for them to recoagulate in the fridge.
#hugslug isnt here because i love hugslug and they do no wrong#nicos also not here because the obvious#vee shut up#anyway the order of this goes as follows. celine drosera morty mack iris chucklefuck mimii#i love sera we need more greasy girlbosses#i think the murders are the more worrying thing about her but Yknow#blorbos from my brain#also i would argue that most things about chucklefuck are unsexy and id throw them against a wall but like#i know someone out there would probably thirst for them unfortunately if they were a Media Character#for the record mortys a real good sport abt the vulture thing they werent using that heart anyway#mack and morty both suck mack will go (i only have eyes for you!!) and its true because he has a fucking million#and morty will go (aw sweetie id say you stole my heart but you know about the vultures)
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