Timmy + Joe + Maika = the sun is shining, my skin is cleared
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Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch
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Bob arriving at the Byers house to drop off brain teasers for will:
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Joe Keery. Reblog if you agree.
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drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world
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i love boys but only as a concept
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“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”
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switch your mentality from “i’m broken and helpless” to “i’m growing and healing” and watch how fast your life changes, for the better.
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Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”
Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”
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brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT
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WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS
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Joe Keery of ‘Stranger Things’ Is A Total David Harbour Fanboy | MTV News
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Same Joe, same.
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