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mysticchessecake · 2 years

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100 headcanons in LMK

1. Mk dosent get that scared in horror movies

2. Mei had purple and pink highlights at some point

3. Demon aging is a weird (Like how Redson is like 400, meanwhile Pigsy is 40)

5. Demon can live up to 200 years old.

6. Tang, Pigsy, Sandy, are somehow reincarnations of JTTW

7. Sandy and Pigsy are self proclaim brothers

8. Free noodles

9. Mk got his jacket with his 1st paycheck

10. Mei and Mk have been friends since kids

11. Mei and Mk are self proclaimed siblings

12. Redson drinks hot sauce sometimes

13. DBK once tried to make a cake for PIF as an anniversary present.

14. Nezha is banished temporarily in the celestial realm because of the fight with Wukong

15. Wukong likes drinking peach tea

16. Macaque smells like plums

17. Macaque has a part time job as an artist.

18. Sandy has a cat named Bajie

19. Mk has burn marks from that time PIF send threw him near lava. (Some accidentally got on him)

20. Mk's powers allow him to live up to 150 years.

21. Mk is lava resistant. It still hurts tho

22. Mk uses glamour

23. Wukong's lazer vision hurts his eyes like crazy.

24. Mk's clones turn evil is foreshadowing

25. Redson has black painted nails

26. Mei has green nails

27. Porty Mk has Rainbow painted nails

28. Pigsy has a small garden

29. PIF has a robot to order her Pigsy noodles.

30. Wukong spies on Mk regularly as a fly

31. Tang dosent drink coffee

32. Mei regularly gets her nails painted

33. Pigsy has a secret sweet obsession

34. Macaque has his nails painted black

35. Redson secretly sleeps with plushies

36. Pigsy is fluffy

37. Mk is half demon

38. All demons have secret horns

39. All demons teeth are either naturally sharp or gets sharp when becoming more unhinged

40. Mk's clones have demon ears

41. Artist clone is somehow the most strongest clone in terms in physical strength

42. Porty clone has earrings and dyed bits of hair

43. Porty clone is the smartest clone. But also one of the weaker ones

44. Evil clone's red eyes are result of Mk's bottled up emotions

45. Mk's demon half is monkie

46. Mk's clones are extremely amplified versions of Mk's bad traits.

47. Macaque wears eyeshadow

48. Mei is top of her class in high school

49. Wukong only eats hair and fruits

50. Delivery clone has the best defenses. Also he's an amazing chef (Like Pigsy levels)

51. Redson has a birth mark that looks like a burn mark.

52. Mei has multiple plushies of dragons

53. Porty clone doesn't sleep

54. All Clones tells alot of Mk's mental state

55. Sun Wukong's fur is soft

56. Porty clone is Mk's abandonment issues

57. Artist clone is Mk's perfection issues

58. Mk can handle spicy foods

59. Tang has extreme defense.

60. Tang and Pigsy are Mk's adoptive parents

61. Mk is buff now

62. Mei is a streamer

63. Redson secretly likes mango ice-cream

64. Mk has a terrible sleep schedule

65. Bai has a cat and frog obsession

66. LBD is somehow still aliv- err- here

67. DBK has alot of Chang'e merch

68. Chang'e is top 1 at moon cake

69. Tang is a horrible chef

70. Jin and Yin regularly puts drawings of bad reviews on Pigsy's, hoping that it will damage them. It dosent work.

71. Mk can't be trusted with a ball of jellybeans

72. Mei once drank like 5 bottles of soda

73. Sandy swears once in a purple moon

74. Spider people dead

75. Bai has 3 cats

76. Macaque has eyeshadow

77. Redson got out of school early

78. Mk is an art major

79. Mei calls Redson "Redbull" sometimes

80. Porty clone is Disco boy

81. Nezha is good at ice skating and normal skating

81. Nezha call rollarskates "wheelies" and or skates

82. Nezha and Mk are now siblings

83. Mei and Mk are called the Avocado duo

84. Bai didn't get LBD's full power when she got possessed

85. Chang'e is mega smart

86. Syntax was captured by spider queen

87. Yin and Jin often fight if silver or gold should be first

88. Mk is like 5'7

89. Mk is 21

90. Tang met Pigsy in highschool

91. Nezha is surprisingly good at the claw machine

92. Mei once destroyed a claw machine to get a prize

93. Mk got stuck in a claw machine

94. Mei dosent know how to play chess but shes surprisingly good at it

95. Tang gets cold easily

96. Pigsy is a ping pong champion

97. Sandy has a bread box that's shaped like a cat

98. Sandy teaches painting stuff

99. Mk is a heavy sleeper

100. Redson dosent know what Redbull is.

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starsfic · 3 years

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Handsome Boys

AO3 version

-_-

Three hours.

Xiaotian had finally moved every box into his new apartment three hours ago. And in three hours of settling in, he had lost his cats.

“Wukong?” he cooed, trailing down the stairs, looking around. “Macaque?” There was no sign of either cat, named after the characters in the Journey to the West. He should’ve been setting up his art desk, preparing to work on the next chapter of his Journey to the West webcomic, instead of this.

A glimpse of blonde fur, turning the corner, made him speed up. “Ahaha!” he called, jumping into the lobby. Macaque, cool as a cucumber, peered up at him. Relief made him smile. “What are you doing, you handsome thing?”

“Getting my mail.” a warm voice, polished with a posh accent, said. “What are you doing?”

Oh no.

Face heating up, Xiaotian pulled his eyes from Macaque. At the mailbox wall, there what he presumed to be one of his neighbors. And, much to his horror, he was handsome.

Long dyed red hair was tied back in a ponytail, revealing amber eyes and pince-nez sunglasses. A confused smile-smirk was on his face. Around his boots was a familiar blonde cat. “Uh,” he tried because his brain wasn’t quite working right. “I... was looking for my cats.” He grabbed Macaque, pulling his eyes away from the man’s face to trail down his body (his face got much warmer when he noticed the lean, muscular build) and to Wukong.

The man blinked. “I- Oh.” He set his mail back into his box and reached down, picking up Wukong. The cat made an annoyed noise at the manhandling, purr once the hold was a little gentler. “Here you go,” he said as he set him in Xiaotian’s arms.

“Thank you.” he squeaked out.

Before the man could say anything else, Xiaotian was sprinting out of the lobby and up the stairs. He slammed the door shut and slid down to the floor, his heart pounding as he cupped his face. Macaque and Wukong squirmed out of his hold, meowing at him. Xiaotian pulled his hands away to glare at them.

“You little traitors,” he groused.

-_-

Xiaotian found himself hiding in his apartment for three days.

He had a lot to do. He had boxes to work through, assuring Pigsy and Tang everything was fine and he didn’t need help, and then work on his comic. On the fourth day, he had forgotten about the incident as he leaned back from his latest panel.

His stomach rumbled.

“Alright,” he said, standing up. Wukong meowed from his perch and Xiaotian sighed, petting him on the head as he passed. “Okay, I get it.” he said, unable to resist a smile as he grabbed his keys and headphones

Xiaotian headed out, heading to the grocery store and finding himself picking up some pre-made noodles. (Pigsy could kill him later for not making his own, he had been on a grind). Once he stepped inside the building, he headed to the mailbox wall.

He was so focused on the music pumping through his headphones that he didn’t notice a familiar face enter the lobby and light up when he saw him. Xiaotian hummed as he closed the box and, eyes closed, danced out of the lobby. He also didn’t notice the face laugh and then turn to his box, looking over the number.

A few hours later, Xiaotian had eaten. Right now, he was playing with Wukong. Macaque was sprawled across his shoulders, the former alley cat purring away. They all looked up when there was a knock on the door. “Coming!” he called, getting to his feet and heading to the door.

He opened the door and immediately felt like fainting again. “Oh no- I mean, hi.”

The young man stood there, a pleasant smile on his face and a tin in his hands. “Hello.” he said. “I thought I should introduce myself.”

“Oh.” Xiaotian managed out, his voice faint. He was so handsome and it wasn’t fair.

“I’m Red.” the man said. “I actually live a few doors from you.”

“Xiaotian.” he managed out.

The tin was held out. “This is for you. I hope you don’t mind spicy food.”

He took it, feeling numb. “I don’t mind- sorry, for our last meeting.” Macaque meowed from his shoulders. “I was talking to my cat and I didn’t mean to-”

The other’s smile faded. “So you don’t think I’m handsome?”

“Yes! I mean, no! I mean, I do think you’re handsome but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to talk to someone like that when you first meet them.” Xiaotian was spiraling. At least, he thought so. “Meanwhile, I know my cats and...”

Red spoke, breaking him out of his panic. He looked shy but determined, rubbing his arm. “Maybe you can introduce me to the other handsome boys?”

Xiaotian blinked, mind whirling. A faint smile formed and he nodded, stepping aside.

His neighbor beamed and stepped inside.

#Spicynoodleshipping #au #my writing #Monkie Kid #Lego Monkie Kid #MK #Qi Xiaotian #Red Son #Red has been trying to find the cute neighbor for three days and only got lucky when he saw him opening his mailbox

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