lyman bringing his wife on a date, he's looking for his own corpse.

bitchasses sleeping

these guys...........

NAKED LYMAN NOT CLICKBAIT

so fun,,,,,,,,,lyme fact he has patches of scar tissue where scales cannot grow back due to his picking habit/wasp related shit ,,,,,,,the chest scars are from him violently ripping his tits off in a fit of transmasc rage

lyman during and recovering from trauma,,

his uh,,,,,,he's uh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

live laugh scaraman,,,,,,,,,,man

this image was so scaraman coded i had to draw it.

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two for the ask game because im invested in these two 💌; Are there any special/unique petnames you have for your f/o (or vice versa)?

🖋️; Pretend to write a love letter to your f/o! Go crazy, be as longing and sappy as you want!

💌; smiles =) Lyman's pet names for scarab: - hun -honey -my wife -my godess - my scarlet godess Scarab's pet names for lyman -lizard. just lizard.

🖋️; "i saw somebody get punched in the face at my tavern today yeaah huge bar fight. it reminded me of how badly i want..to punch you in the face sometimes,,,,i love you.....don't do something stupid today <3" the note is hastedly scrabbled on a sticky note attatched to a cup containing scarab's favorate drink, milk tea with lychee jellies, and a jawbone belonging to an unknown animal sitting next to it.

🗯️ for the ask game, tell me the loooooreeeeee

🗯️; Gush about ship lore, f/o lore, or s/i lore! Don't hold back!! SCREAMS,

So I'm going to try to focus on Scaraman here as Jewel is being WORKSHOPPED TO HELL AND BACK and it's hard to pin down Lyman's mortal life when such a crucial character is in the works. So Lyman works a mind numbing tavern job after becoming a cosmic entity [how this happens ,,,uh workshopping that something something atomic bomb], Lyman is just a bottle of repressed rage at this point as he hates dealing with people and being the therapist for everyone is not a job he is suited for yet it's what he was given. Flash forward to him actually meeting scarab as an entity scarab was tasked with containing was inside lyman’s tavern, With lyman being the owner of this place he was questioned by scarab immediately, [lyme didn’t know shit like…at all] The lizard was compliant with scarab, eventually tracking the entity down. Lyman was crushing HARD after this encounter, he usually hated pretty much everyone he interacts with yet the insectoid caught his eye in a way that pulls at his hazy mortal memories, he asks or well…it came off more like begging for Scarab to come by again if…if he wanted  a thank you for ridding his tavern of such a nuisance. Scarab finds the lizard odd yet he’d never been thanked for his work before and found it flattering, weeks would pass of Lyman waiting around and second guessing himself, Scarab had not left his head at all, it made him sick to his stomach to think something else could have a grip on him like…..well ,,,,he doesn’t really want to dwell. Yet Scarab had been having an……awful day, being given a small amount of free time he decided to finally take the strange tavern lizard up on his offer. It was late, Lyman wringing a dirty rag having just finished the grueling task of washing all the glasses, when a loud and curt knock was at his door, He let scarab in, panicking at the meaning behind the visit and not  knowing how to properly present himself to the man who’s been owning his brain for weeks on end despite only speaking for a few minutes. Scarab asked for a drink in a tired voice, it was interesting to the lizard. He’d pictured the insectoid as a strong distant being of which nothing could phase yet he could hear the hints of weakness in his voice. The mask the being wore did not help as it blocked his ability to read people. Lyman served the auditor up his drink [despite having just cleaned up. This should upset him. If it was any other entity this WOULD have upset him to no end. Good job lizard you’re throwing all your sensibilities away just for mister tall red and spiky over there.] Yet Scarab looked so..tired, he sat there in his “i am listening” position taking up as little space as possible yet still being a presence, the silence was deafening, just them sitting there not speaking much to each other while Scarab quietly sipped on his drink. Lyman digging his claws into his arm and hoping not to puncture the fabric on his nice button down, The lizard would swallow the tension building up in his throat to ask a simple “..rough day huh?” causing scarab to let out an exasperated sigh and begin on a long winded rant about his boss, his coworkers, and feeling underappreciated. Lyman listened intently, nodding along and inserting his own criticisms of the workers whom he had met.

The rant became a lot more lighthearted, Scarab surprised another entity could hold similar viewpoints to him, whom didn’t just tell him to calm down, Lyman feeling safe enough in the conversation to now crack a couple jokes he’d been saving in his head for years now just for himself to chuckle at. They both had an enjoyable time being awful to those around them in private. It meant a lot to Lyman to be able to get Scarab to laugh a little, the insectoid’s visits become a lot more frequent, very slowly becoming a relationship. The events of fnc happen after this around the time scarab and lyman consider each other to be in an established relationship. [this is where it gets rough..also i just hit th bong i’m becoming incoherent and haven’t really polished this]  but after receiving the ping to investigate the time room scarab makes a beeline to lyman’s [pretty much to gloat about the fact the guy they dislike did something illegal heehoo =)] and lyman not..having anything better to do gets dragged along because scarab’s excited about something and he wants to be there..uhh Lyman shapeshifts into a horse while they’re in farmworld..thats  a thing that happens, anyways lyman begins to have a mental breakdown throughout all of it due to scarab’s absolute tunnel vision on capturing the crossovers …..the girls be fighting. Prismo is forced to play marriage counselor. Uhh lyman almost kills somebody,,,,,,,,he gets the auditor promotion. SORRY IT GOT ROUGH I’M STILL WORKING OUT A LOT OF SHIT UHHJJ SMILES =)

LYMAN JACKET REF!!!

ive drawn lyme in this jacket a few times so i made an actual design for it!! the jackets based on one i wear irl pretty much evreywhere.

GET SELFSHIP'D!!

FINALLY I GET TO TALK ABOUT THE CONCLUSION OF LYMAN'S ARC!!, concidering a big part of his charecter is being tired of the position he is in, [stuck being evreyone's therapist.] it has hit me the best way to conclude him is to make him a god auditor ALONGSIDE his wife,,,,,, as worded by one of my besties™ "Lyman is scarab's personal k9 unit"

scarab and lyman huddling together because they're cold as hell and both cannot generate ther own body heat send post

By all gecko anatomy means lyman does and should NOT have eyelids, Granted i have drawn him with closed eyes like..... once? [it was also the first scaraman drawing..ever made] so i'd like to say he does not. he cannot close his eyes

what a uh........what a beautiful....face sleeping next to you...scarab is a uh.....lucky man [scarab gifts lyman an eyemask..for their 1 year aniversary. it disturbed him too much. [yes lyman sleeps like a dog]

now this DOES beg the question,,,i like to draw him squinting and such,,,,,,anatomicaly how is he doing that with no eyelid?!?!?

ITS SIMPLE!! ...... he's shapeshifting and manually forcing his eyesockets to conform to that shape .....you can hear his bones move when he does it.

ive made a lot of posts pointing at song lyrics and going "lyman coded" but for actual music he'd canonically listen to are bands from the 70's-80's. its what he usualy plays during his tavern hours since he'd get music privilages, to be specific the bands he are into are - oingo boingo - tears for fears - talking heads - the B-52's - they might be giants - DEVO

(unmedicated and asking this) does Lyman molt

YES!! he does shed his scales, he does this often due to stress, and has to soak to get it off his fingers. his scales are probably damaged due to how often his body undergoes shedding , as while its normaly a monthly/bimonthly thing due to being under near constant stress it can become a weekley issue and part of the reason he has a very bad scale picking habit

also yes he does eat it.

Wof-ifies my selfship