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Gold Watcher: You're pretty cute when you're nice.
Reaper Nurse: Oh yeah? And what am I when I'm not nice?
Lucky: Hot as fuck.
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Reaper Nurse: Are you drunk?
Gold Watcher: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Lucky: And the spirit of whisky.
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Reaper Nurse: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
Gold Watcher: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...
Lucky: Smad.
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Lucky: Hey, do you know the password to the Reaper Nurse's computer?
Gold Watcher: Fuck you, Lucky.
Lucky: Hey!!
Gold Watcher: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouLucky".
Lucky: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Reaper Nurse: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Gold Watcher: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Lucky: Fuck you.
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Reaper Nurse: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Gold Watcher: Spartacus.
Reaper Nurse, yelling to Lucky: TRY SPARTACUS!
Lucky, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Gold Watcher:
Reaper Nurse: What's your favorite number?
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