Thoughts on Det Lou Ransone & go! :)

oh my gosh where do i even start?

tall! so tall! like why is he so tall? i’m pretty sure he’s the tallest person on the show at 6’5”. he’s a tree, he’s a mountain. i’m putting on my harness and getting ready to climb

TIDDIES. what more to say? i’d love to motorboat him. or caress! i can be gentle 😌

he’s only been in 6 episodes but he may be my favorite guest actor and i’d love to see more of him. (i know he’s not a first responder but i’d make an exception for him. he’s my guy!!)

the sass. how can you talk about my beloved lou without mentioning his eddie diaz-level sassy quips? i need him and eddie to meet. i just know they wouldn’t like each other at first (lou is immediately Not Impressed and eddie would never admit it, but he is the tiniest bit intimidated (and kinda turned on) by his intelligence wrt his job. and the way his shoulder holster accentuates his pecks. and his arms. and his shoulders! detectives are sexy ok?!) but then taylor would show up on the scene and they both—immediately and in complete unison—scoff and roll their eyes. then they look at each other with a smirk and just nod because they’ve found a comrade in their disdain for this woman. (oh my god am i about to write this fic? buck gets jealous because eddie found a new friend in Detective Beefcake?! 😜)

my guy survived an ear-to-ear throat slash from a ted bundy wannabe. he’s my hero 🥺🥰

arms arms arms. so big, so meaty, so capable. i know he could just pick me up with no effort and i wouldn’t stop giggling