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spinningkong · 7 years

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Questions about me

1. My age: 25

2. My eye color: Green

3. Age I lost my virginity: 21

4. Guilty pleasure song: I don’t really have guilty pleasures per sé but maybe songs by problematic/annoying ppl. I like Dark Horse by Katy Perry and some Taylor Swift songs~~~ 😶

5. Guilty pleasure movie: Idk, I unironically like the Shrek films???

6. Most embarrassing memory: Trying to dropkick someone while defending my little brother and tripping myself up like 2/3 times...

7. Story of my first kiss: I was drunk at a house party and a girl tried to kiss me but knew I wasn’t feeling it lol

8. Describe my crush/significant other: Caring, spontaneous, chill but not boring or grumpy, is in touch with their gayness and wants to learn dance routines with me, and has a nice wee bod and a bum. I think I misunderstood the assignment but this would be pretty good.

9. Song I last sang aloud: OMG erm, what was it. Speaking of Taylor Swift I think it was Bad Blood. 😩

10. Have I ever been in a fistfight: No

11. Any siblings: 1

12. Favorite movie quote: Idk I can’t think of anything. Jafar in Aladdin when he goes “Ecstatic~” that’s me

13. Any kinks (be honest!): Idk I think I’m prolly really vanilla. Edging is hot. I’d like to tease someone and deny them cumming. That’d be cool. Dom/Sub and being a dickpig. Bondage. Rimming, spanking, nipple play, businessmen, sadism, idk. I’d maybe try group sex too.

14. Any nicknames: None I asked for

15. What did my last text message say: “12 o’clock x”

16. What’s been on my mind the most lately: Money problems, wanting to move out, get a new job, wanting to get laid

17. What concerts have I been to: Scissor Sisters. I’m not big on going to concerts tbh theyre so expensive sometimes

18. Any song(s) stuck in my head: TT by Twice, and This is what you came for

19. My tavorite Tumblr blogs: Allllll my mutuals because they are very special and lovely

20. One word to describe myself: Fat

21. Best news I could hear right now: That I’ve won billions of pounds tbh

22. Am I religious: No

23. Any phobias/intense fears: I don’t like spiders

24. Best day of my life: Death

25. Worst day of my life: Bornth

26. Legalize weed or no: I don’t rly care since I don’t smoke

27. Three ways to win my heart: Speak to me, stick it in, don’t be a dick

28. Ideal first date: Take me to dinner :) but don’t be a creepy 50 year old who believes in speaking things into reality like me kissing you. Not that this is something that has happened before ofc...

29. My Zodiac sign: Aries

30. Sex on the first date: Why not

31. Kiss on the first date: Why not

32. Do I believe in ghosts: Idk I hope they enjoy watching me finger my hole

33. One thing guaranteed to turn me on: Breathing down/kissing my neck/back

34. Most terrifying experience of my life: When ppl think I’m straight

35. Do I believe there’s life on another planet: I hope so

36. Celebrities I would have a threesome with: Idk Henry Cavill andddd Trevante Rhodes, I reblogged them both recently I can’t think of anyone else

37. Favorite lyrics right now: I’m like TT (i don’t know tbh girl)

38. Accomplishment I’m most proud of: Not KMS yet

39. What do I like least about myself: Getting bbq sauce on my tiddies when I’m eating

40. What do I like most about myself: I’m fucking fierce

41. Introvert or extrovert: Both. I think I’m more extrovert in small groups or meeting new people.

42. A song that never fails to make me happy: idk, Maniac by Michael Sembello

43. Write the first paragraph of my obituary: She was fab as hell. An amazing cook and spirit. Had no ass but was the best support player you could ask for. Honestly truly slept on at every step in life and never go the shine she undoubtedly deserved. Always and forever, Me, I am Andy, the reclusive whatever sounds like chanteuse

44. Predict what my life will look like a year from now: The last level of DOOM

45. An unpopular opinion I have: Tyra Sanchez deserved to win season 2 of Drag Race and Raven is a very bitter and mediocre Queen in many (not all) respects

46. The story of my life in six words: Sad boy just keeps going on

47. Last time I had sex (if ever): 2 years ago nearly

48. Any tattoos: Nah

49. Any piercings: No

50. What will I name my son/daughter: Curse

#about #i think i did these on my old blog but whatevs

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