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l0vergirls · 8 months

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just read the latest yan!batfam post and i can already see the batfam getting into silly lil arguments about what flowers and gifts to get 💀

oh my god yes 😭😭😭

the flowers being sent every couple weeks is because they each need to decide what kind to send you, depending on your mood that week and whether or not you'll like it.

"what? no, we already sent them peonies last week!"

"and they liked it! why not send it again?"

"because! we need to switch it up, it'll get boring otherwise!"

and it's important to remember you only get one note a day (as to not leave you too many clues), a few days a week, so they definitely fight over whoever gets to leave you a note that day.

"you already left one last time, todd. it's my turn today."

"i just have a way with words, demon spawn. they like my letters better anyway."

"and did they tell you that themself?"

as for food, they're honestly always on a whim. they know your favourites well enough by now.

"none of that greasy stuff today! we are supposed to take care of them, not lead them to an early death!"

"duh, chinese then?"

when it comes to bruce leaving you gifts though, they know better than to go against their father.

"...is a tennis bracelet really appropriate? i thought we were trying not to get caught."

"it's a small accessory."

"it's also nineteen thousand dollars."

"hn."

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