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helpicant-stop · 3 years

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God and the Mushroom King

please reblog instead of liking the post lol {:

funky closeups and details n things below the cut :

ex dee

i'm not sure if it's that noticeable but he has littol crosses in his eyes

he's wearing a december 1836 walking dress , though it's not very obvious from his a n g le yk . the site i took it from didn't state the fabrics it was made from , sadly 😔

remember the lil D that was originally at the bottom of his face ? when his voice gets all deep and his hair turns into floating eyes [ well that's the first time i've ever said that in my life ] , it opens up like a mouth . this also happens every time he tries to eat . so any time this guy tries to eat at mcpuffy's he accidentally terrifies everyone else . nice going god

it might not be clear in the photo but the arms encirling gnf are his . mans got large hands

gogy

i headcanon him to have mushrooms coming out of his eyes , which is why he has goggles . before becoming the mushroom king guy™ he kinda just thought it made him look cooler . to be fair , it did .

also continuing from my last point - my dude , have you seen those zombie ant things ? that's what george is [ kinda ] , so when kikookoo kingdom happened he just woke up one day and saw fly agaric sprouting out of his head and reishi coming out of his eyes . pogchamp

george's outfit is directly taken from a 1512 painting by lucas van layden called , " potiphar's wife shows her husband joseph's cloak " . i tried taking inspo from a 1515 portrait of charles v , but unfortunately , his sleeves were cut out so i couldn't rip

the fur on his cloak is made of lion's mane mushroom ! yum

i have no fucking idea where this crown is supposed to be from.

it literally just came from my brain when i was half asleep.

help.

idk at least it's shiny?

don't repost or edit any of my work! if you do eldritch dreamxd will haunt your dreams [ haha get it i said dream ]

#dreamxd #georgenotfound #dream smp fanart #dream smp #dream xd #xdnf #digital art #dsmp #1510s fashion #1830s fashion #eye contact #body horror #maybe? i think ?#all my art thingx #the period drama ish au

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latimeria-will-dream · 3 years

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5-10? for anyone! (kittyandco)

i just realized i dont talk too much about my s/i...i made a littol document about her for a fanfic comm that i never did get but TLDR: Beatrice (or Bea) is a farmgirl who has anxiety and ADHD and while she has some issues regarding relationships (specifically friendships),under some very interesting circumstances she finally has a group of friends that respect and love her as much as she does them, including her s/o, Joseph!

right with that out of the way...

5.) Who’s more spontaneous? Would your f/o randomly want to go on a midnight drive out in town or would they be the one to complain that they’re tired?

Joseph would most certainly not want to go out randomly on a whim. He likes having things planned and prepared for maximum effect. Bea doesn't like plans, so she's certainly the more spontaneous one- FOMO is a big thing with her so if there's any inkling that she has to do something now, she'll likely do it. She's also not big on routines.

6.) Is your f/o fussy over you if you have any self-destructive behaviours? What are their ways of making you care for yourself?

Bea is already fussed upon a bit by Emily; she was never good at taking care of herself anyway, from disregarding scrapes and bruises to suppressing her emotions in favor of other people. The fussing is continued tenfold with Joseph, as even though he seems uncaring and insincere, he's a very devoted friend and s/o to those who know him better. He takes it upon himself instead of Emily (he already kind of doesn't like her, no way he's trusting her with someone this important to him) to patch her up after games, and while the emotional issues would take a lot more time and care to heal, possibly more than he can give, the fact that there's someone constantly wanting to take care of her does a lot in easing a lot of fears and worry that had become second nature to her.

7.) What’s their signature thing they like to do when annoying you? Putting their cold hands on your skin? Poking you right in your ticklish areas?

The camera jumpscares. If you aren't familiar with IDV besides it being a 1v4 horror game, a common strategy with Joseph is to hide in his camera world until you think you're right on top of a survivor, and jump out at them in the real world for an easy hit. He doesn't always go friendly when she's on the opposite team, but when he does he often likes to jumpscare her as if he's taking the game seriously and then watch the relief as she realizes he's not trying to down and chair her. Outside of games, he's much more...mature, but he'd be lying if he said it wasn't fun using his talents to mess with her a bit.

8.) What do they usually do to take care of you when you’re ill, and vice versa? (More importantly, do they burn the soup?)

Joseph is the better cook of the two (poor Bea always confuses the measurements somehow and nothing outside of rice and other one-or-two ingredient dishes ever come out tasting properly), so the soup is best left in his care. He absolutely insists on doing everything for her and taking care of every small symptom, even for something as mild as a cold. Any worry for him getting sick is waved off- he's dead, he can't get sick! Cut to three days later where Bea is the one having to care for a sick hunter. Sometimes she catches it again, and Emily has to step in to stop the cycle from continuing. Seriously, how do these two manage to get anything done...

9.) What texts or phonecalls do you expect from them during the day? What do you text them during the day?

While I do headcanon them having a TV for no other reason than to have them to fall asleep watching things together, neither has a cell phone! However, especially at the beginning of the relationship, Joseph would often leave her little notes on her door with romantic words with French mixed in, or a note on someone else's chair that he didn't camp like, "I only left because I knew you were coming to rescue them...don't tell any of the others though~". This gets reciprocated, but as Bea is much less graceful with her words, she leaves little doodles like her giving a thumbs up or making a heart, or a slightly more detailed drawing of him, under his door and in passing. This came to an end when both realized they had kept all of each others' notes and they were each too embarrassed by the old ones to keep making more.

10.) What’s their contact name and assigned picture? What do they have for you?

Again, they don't have cell phones, but with Joseph being a photographer he does keep a growing collection of photos of her (all of them taken with consent). He used to carry one to each of his matches, but once he got his special carry where he holds the survivor in the photo instead of the traditional balloons before chairing them, he realized everyone he was chairing was seeing a moment that he wanted to keep between him and his lover, and while some were more sentimental and sweet, it was very much an image of him that he wanted no other survivor to be privy to. Since that fatal realization, he always made sure to have one plain photo to carry survivors in and then a photo of Bea for him to feel less lonely mid game, cause playing a game where you're alone and outnumbered can be a bit isolating, even if you're chasing them with a sword.

As for Bea, she held on to the same photo of him from the time he let her mess with his camera in her back pocket. It eventually yellowed and wore away at the folds, much to his chagrin, but to her that's the mark of something well-loved, and she put it on the mirror in her room when it became too delicate to take with her.

Thank you so much for asking! I had honestly forgotten that I rt'd an ask game, but it was really helpful writing out some more of the mundane aspects of this funny little relationship. ♥

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derelictdumbass · 3 years

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DAEMON AU YOU SAY? 👀 This is your Free Ramble Pass 💌 (I also read your tags and I am losing it Dean HFKSHFKKD)

*holds this ramble pass up like simba* YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY WORDS STRAP IN BELOVED AND FRIENDS (I'm glad you are losing it because I simply have been plagued with that thought for SO LONG and now it's ur turn)

anyway, some reststrained rambles about these bitches under the cut uwu 💕

(I'm gonna put a littol collage at the end so u can see all the bebs, but for now, WORDS)

John's daemon is a Ball Python named Seraphine and she acts very differently depending on who is around. With strangers she stays silent wrapped around John's shoulders and basically indifferent, with friends she's a little more talkative and will maybe slither down his arm or on the back of where he's sitting and with family she's very lively and sassy and will slither away to mingle with the other daemons. (I could go on about how that shows his comfort levels around people and all that entails for hours but I'll refrain)

Joseph's daemon is a Golden Monkey named Evelyn and she's very similar to Joseph, she doesn't follow society's silent/invisible rules and doesn't believe personal space applies to her. She'll climb all over other people and talk to anyone and everyone which unsettles many, other daemons even shy away from her when she's in the room. She's very affectionate to the project members and family naturally but like Joseph she does have that chilling calm violent nature about her. (Like okay I know a monkey isn't that scary but when she goes dead silent and just stares at you that'd be unnerving okay, I keep reimagining the plane crash with her and OOOOOO it just adds a lil Spice)

Jacob's demon is a Wolf named Dante (I KNOW SO SHOCKING LEAVE ME ALONE) and he's a silent, grumpy protector. He can go farther from Jacob than most daemons can go from their people but he'll mostly keep to his side and stalk by his heel wherever he goes. He doesn't talk unless provoked and even then it's very condescending retorts, he barely pays other daemons attention (Seraphine and Evelyn are exceptions of course) and he goes for humans if attacking. I'd like to imagine he helps in training Judges somehow, not sure though.

Faith's daemon is a Linx named Ophelia, she comes across as very aloof but can be very cunning. She doesn't say much as she's usually 'asleep' at Faiths feet or chasing after butterflies and basically just doing her own thing. Spoilers Ophelia and Faith have actually been separated, I thought it would be interesting if they had a way to use Bliss to separate Daemons and humans without the daemon simply dying. (although that is still a possible outcome and it's probably erratic) Ophelia tends to ignore humans and only talk to other Daemons.

Sharky's Daemon is a Jack Russel named Aideen and she's excitable and full of energy and her dream is to ride a bear into a fight. She's very sweet and cuddly and unsurprisingly will jump into close friends laps, she also doesn't shut up and much like Sharky she makes no sense half the time. (all Sharky's secrets and feelings getting spilled but no one notices bc Aideen talks too fast and throws in a bunch of other bullshit with it lol) Sharky and Aideen can't be that far apart for too long, they have one of the strongest bonds in Hope County bc I said so.

Hurk's Daemon is a Teacup Pig named Portia (AND I LOVE HER), she is just a tiny bundle of carefree joy with absolutely zero thoughts in her little head. Hurk usually carries her bc she's so small but sometimes you will just see her trotting behind him very fast (and getting distracted and wandering off before needing to rush back to Hurk). Like Aideen she's very cuddly but not just to close friends, she'll accidentally bump into people's legs or do it on purpose if Hurk knows them at least a little. She also really loves pie and sunflowers.

Staci's Daemon is a Stout named Leah!! (maybe you can give me an opinion on if that fits him or not, as our local Staci expert uwu) She's sassy and full of bravado and puffs her little chest out while sat atop Staci's shoulder. She will cause chaos around the office/jail, hide in filing cabinets and spook people and will constantly annoy Joey's Daemon (which is a Hyena, just putting that here bc he's not that fleshed out, he's a sweetie tho). I could go into the shift her personality goes through after what Staci has to go through but :) that's pain, so instead know she also tends to hide in Staci's shirt pocket and poke her head out.

Deputy!Dean's daemon is a lil Red Panda named Clementine and she is very playful and fiesty around most people, she likes to hide in his jackets or ride on other larger Daemon's backs. She's far more talkative than Dean himself, seemingly having a fun fact on everything and always ready to start a fight until a fight is actually presented. She's very protective of Uriel despite being half her size and it's not unusual to see her sat on Michael's shoulders.

Michael's Daemon is a Wolf and her name is Uriel, she's very calm and doesn't talk much. She stays close to Michael and is patient with other smaller Daemons that usually climb all over her. Unlike Michael she's more openly soft and honest about how she (and he) are feeling, often to Michael's dismay. Comically the only other human she's touched is Dean and usually only when she's dragging him away from danger (aka pulling him off the road by his shirt when he's not paying attention and Michael isn't close enough). (Also Alexys if u read this she would love you a whole bunch and rest her head in ur lap Often uwu)

James' Daemon is a Dire Wolf named Elizabeth and she's a giant white ball of fluff and kindness. She's a lot like James in the way she tries not to take up much space (while taking up a lot of space) and she'll curl up out of the way of everyone and basically act as a big bed for other Daemons. She's more talkative than James, often voicing concerns he would keep to himself and being more stern when it comes to keeping their friends from partaking in their dangerous ideas.

Okay so a lot of the others I'm not sure on but I did settle on Nick's Daemon being a Bald Eagle, I'm thinking Black Bear for Kim, an Owl for Grace, a Royal Spaniel for Mary May and that's about all I got owo;;

Okay I honestly just wanted to yell about the Daemons so thank you for the ramble pass I will shush now I have been sated of the yellies uwu 💕💕💕

(The Bebs,, minus Elizabeth just imagine a big white wolf with blue eyes ajajsjsj)

#nadine answers #doppleganger boyfriend 💜#Far Cry Tag #Daemon au #THANK YOU FOR THE RAMBLE PASS MY LOVE YOU SAVED ME FROM A SECOND ANXIETY ATTACK BY GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO AHSHDHDHDH #I lost motivation at some point when I was deciding everyone's Daemons it's so hardddd and Remy wasn't helping >:T stinky rem #Alao choosing the names are hard bc they're supposed to be given by the parents Daemon right #(i'm not an expert on the golden compass/his dark materials so i'm talking out my ass but ajsjsjdj I KNOW THE BASICS KINDA)#ANYWAY I have many gay thoughts about this au #and angst thoughts but a lot of gay ajsjdjdjf if reimagining every cutscene with Daemons in it was a sport i'd be winning #ANYWAY I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SHUT UP BC I'VE ALREADY SAID A LOT AHAHSHSHSHSH #(my friend looked over my shoulder and saw me writing all of this please save me)

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jojo-reader-hell · 4 years

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Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli rolling in his grave as his grand kid hangs out with a bunch of thots and himbos that show off more skin than him and Joseph did when they were young: I went to COLLEGE and turned myself around and they’re back at where I was. Does thottiness and bad decisions run in the family?! (God. It would be even funnier if Caesar had lived and grew old, having met and told his grand kid about his youth, sparking their interest with Crime™. Joestar/Zeppeli fates intertwined further)

He raised that baby himself because he wanted to, even moreso than his own kid because maybe his little girl died trying to save her best friend Holly Kujo, and left that poor baby all alone. Back to Italy he went with that tiny baby despite Joseph insisting they had a place to stay at the penthouse in SoHo (Suzie Q wanted more than anything to help raise the baby, but no, Caesar will do it). Grandpa Caesar raised that littol creecher and babied them because he’s so thankful to have a reminder of his daughter that he can dote on (his only grandchild too) and then when baby is a little older he just happens to hear from the little old ladies in town that he needs to check in on what his grand baby is up to. They’ve been going to Libeccio’s too often, and everyone knows that there’s a bad crowd that hangs around there far too often for comfort.

He will storm that restaurant one day and, ODDIO!! IS THAT HIS BABY THERE IN THE TABLE IN THE BACK MAKING OUT WITH SOME SCRAPPY BLACK HAIRED SFIGATO WEARING A LEATHER OUTFIT AND SKIRT LIKE SOME WHORE?!?!

Queue Grandpa probably using hamon against poor Narancia and Grandbaby who was just trying to go on a first date with one of their new boyfriends... 😬 wait till grandpa finds out that baby is involved with five other boys.

#the absolute thottery #someone help him #meanwhile joseph is there like veary naisu baby zeppeli chan #admin speaks #caesar anthonio zeppeli #jjba headcanons #narancia ghirga

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