I did not forget Dave Strider's birthday at all so here's a masterpiece I've been working on in his honor (lying).

Image description under cut!

IMAGE DESCRIPTION START. A blank background, where Dave Strider from webcomic Homestuck stands alone, stone-faced and monotone. He is a preteen boy with white hair, white skin, and is wearing a white and red t-shirt with a red-labelled vinyl record, black pants, a pair of all-black aviator glasses situated over his eyes, and a multi-colored spotted party hat on his head. He is saying "penis", encased in a speech bubble. The artist's water mark is "Beast" with a heart symbol and their @ decrepit_in_the_dark. IMAGE DESCRIPTION END.