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Girl, he’s been in love with you since the beginning!
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Top tier humor is when you refer to your work acquaintance as your soulmate, the light of your life, the reason you wake up with the sunshine on your face each morning and then refer to your partner as homeboy
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lisa frankenstein starters
a collection of starters from the 2024 movie lisa frankenstein. content warning for dark humor, suggestive language, etc. feel free to edit pronouns/other terms as necessary.
"I'll probably just stay home."
"I'm really sorry you got electrocuted."
"Are you hot for anyone?"
"It's not haunted. It's just abandoned."
"I just don't think anyone should be forgotten."
"I can never, ever talk about it. For personal and legal reasons, and I also pinkyswore."
"This is not what I expected from you!"
"Did you smash the mirror in the bathroom?"
"I want to apologize for what may have happened last night."
"Do you know how hard that is on the groin muscles?"
"They can't make you better."
"No, no, no. Don't cry."
"I haven't said this many words in a row in forever."
"I hate to say it, but you are either crazy or you’re just goddamned inconsiderate."
"You have to be really ugly with a stupid face."
"You're kind of absurd, aren't you?"
"There are plenty of halfway decent guys that would date you."
"Are guys so simple that you just have to put on a pirate skeezer dress, and suddenly, they want to talk to you?"
"Oh, I want to help you. I really do, but I don’t know how."
"They say it's a waste of time to try and fix a boy. It's better to just accept a guy's flaws."
"I didn't want to move here."
"Maybe you liked being a hot topic. Maybe it was the first time anyone looked at you."
"You don't want to hold my hand?"
"I want you to touch me exactly the way you touched me at the party."
"You know I’m usually pretty cool about things, right? But I have a bad feeling about this."
"You don't have to worry about anything because your mom's already been murdered!"
"They kept saying, “Time heals all wounds.” But that’s a lie. Time is the wound."
"People are so afraid of death… ’cause they don’t know when it’s gonna happen to them."
"I'm not afraid of death anymore. But I don't want to die a virgin."
"I'm just gonna offer my body to him."
"How about I drive, since you’re not feeling so good?"
"This is just too freaking much. I have PMS and everything."
"You know… you act like you’re happy for me and you care about me, but you’re not really happy for me."
"You’re just so cute, sweet, pure. I’m so dark and screwed up."
"You have everything! You couldn’t let me have this one thing?"
"It’s just… guys usually only want me for one thing."
"Thank you for being nice to me when no one else was."
"I’m sorry I hurt you. I love you."
"I mean, you don’t need one of those to be a man. It’s actually, like, the least important part, really."
"This is an active crime scene."
"I don’t know how I was ever afraid of you."
"A lot of people fascinated with our family."
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Cant stop thinking about the way Lisa tosses the axe aside and dramatically swoons into the arms of the creature.
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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you
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“Look, Wirt!”
“Alright boys, let’s just turn around-” “We should ask them for directions!” “Oh god.”
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Gave myself a headache thinking about how lord english is a dirk splinter while also having the name "English"
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its not a trend
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free palestine, jews against genocide!
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Operation Olive Branch is a project to help Gaza families to safety. Egypt is charing displaced Palestinians to get into the borders unless they are an Egyptian citizen. These Palestinians can't afford food and water, let alone the thousands they are charing. Operation Olive Branch has posted a sheet with all the family's GoFundMes for those who are able to donate. If you cannot, please spread awareness to make sure these families get to safety!
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filmed a truck coming in that contained the oranges that Abu Rabeh, the shop owner, was throwing onto the aid trucks ♥️
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Pictures from haya.orouq on TikTok
My wonderful friend Haya is only 18 years old and trying to get her sick mother (a kidney failure patient) and the rest of her family evacuated from Gaza to Egypt. They barely survived an airstrike that blasted all the windows out of the house they were in when Israel attacked Deir al-Balah a couple days ago, and the situation is extremely desperate. Please if you can spare even the smallest amount to help them, it would mean the world to us!! ❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️
GOFUNDME
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@immadeofbones @futurev1ctorian !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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@immadeofbones TINY DUELS :D!!!
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Finally, I found it HERE!!!
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Because my last post about this didn't get much traction, I'll say it in a text post.
There is an upcoming global strike for Palestine. February 18th to the 25th. Talk about Palestine and other injustices, call your representatives and email them, boycott companies and limit spending during the week. Get your grocery shopping in now and only buy essentials during the week, please. Limit interaction on posts other than injustices around the world. If you can, skip work or school, though this is a privilege not everyone has.
Edit: It is 18th-25th not 18th-24th!! If you've already reblogged this, please reblog this version instead, edits don't show on past reblogs
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