#like theyll try. every once in a while theyll attempt something genuine. its always awkward but the heart is there they appreciate it
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“Amity and Hunter maul each other” listen to me carefully we were all FOOLS. Luz and Hunter maul each other on the living room floor and yes biting IS on the table. Amity and Hunter are competitive rivals who are extremely sassy and petty when they talk shit. They are the only people in the entire family who can say the most SCATHING out of pocket things to each other and take it as friendly banter.
Make no mistake, sometimes it would result in a brawl, but these two are such near-mirrors of each other that it’s never serious and they think they’re hilarious. "How’s the divorce?” “Horrendous. How’s the face?” is a greeting they’ll have at like 8 in the morning and give everyone instantaneous cardiac arrest
#the owl house#toh#amity blight#hunter toh#hunter noceda#luz noceda#amity and hunter#text post#jokes#rivalry#drabble post#hunter and amity siblings#siblings#listen to me. luz and hunter may be the siblings. but amity has 2 actual older siblings#she has 14 years of experience shes not here to play games. luz initiated him into the family and now hes fresh meat#this is her future in-law shes going to MAKE him handle her at her worst. a sentiment hunter also shares#theyll compete over literally anything. it doesnt matter whos right in the end its about WINNING#unless they decide to team up in which case F to whoever theyre against cause theyre about to lose breathing privileges#theyre not therapy buddies not in the slightest but one of them will say something incredibly fucked up and the other just nods sagely#like theyll try. every once in a while theyll attempt something genuine. its always awkward but the heart is there they appreciate it#everyone ELSE thought they hated each other bc of the insane shit theyll say. but no. this is how they coexist with each other#like cats who were shoved into the same living space without sniffing each other through the door#hunter bullies amity for literally just standing in the same vicinity of luz. she hits him with the maidenless behavior#realizes he got a crush on willow. her bestie. and mocks his ass for the rest of his LIFE#she is only letting that shit go when she DIES. maybe not even then#hunter hits her with the motherless behavior. before remembering this also applies to him and amity bullies his ass again
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