im back on my 'never shutting up about animatics i cant make' bullshit but like, orv and changgwi by ahn ye eun anyone

ok i now present to you: what i was thinking about during my 2 hour drive home tonight. (re: we need a tda fancast so that in march when all my other obsessions run dry and i come crawling back to cassandra like the little rat i am, i can make stupid tiktok style edits about emma and jules and co). here is what i’ve got. we don’t have to worry about images rn i didn’t do that and i won’t tonight unless i’m awake at 3am. ok let’s get into it

emma- olivia holt. her big brown eyes fr. jules- logan lerman. he was the first guy i thought of. livvy- i’ve said peyton kennedy before but i changed my mind because i also changed my mind about ty so i had to reflect that with livvy. saoirse ronan because she looks like a haunted victorian child. ty- kodi smit-mcphee. he looks like a little bug eyed freak. all love of course. he’s so great in movies too we love him. dru- i said shannon berry before when i did this for twp and i know she’s only 13 in tda but give me a break it’s hard enough to find one actress that can passably be considered curvy or just “not skinny” i did not have a single clue how to find an actual teenage one. shannon is good enough for our purposes… malcolm- tom blyth tbosas obviously do i even need to say more. helena don’t read into that. cristina- cheyenne isabel wells, she played olivia in rise of the pink ladies and she slayed it. jamie- michael cimino because he has a very charming smile and i like him and he’s cute. diego- xolo maridueña because i have seen him in cobra kai unfortunately and i know he has a very good like. stoic yet kind look about him when he wants to. it was hard to think of anyone that had a more serious look that diego would need. mark- i had to think about this one for like. ever. not as long as cristina but like at least three songs. anyway. mike faist. i stand by that he looks elfin. kieran- again i had to think about this one for a while because i needed to think of someone who looked elfin. oh fuck i forgot the actors name. lucas from grey’s anatomy. lucas of season 19 of grey’s anatomy fame. niko terho. he looks like. puck-ish. he could be a pixie. kieran is not a pixie i’m just saying he has that faerie look. to ME. and diana was too hard so i gave up and i’m gonna say danai gurira i know if we’re fancasting diana we should have a trans actress but seriously name a few dark skinned black trans women who are famous actresses that have been in a lot of movies. can you. i clearly couldn’t think of one. this is the society we live in. anyway. remind me i made this post when it’s march and i start saying i’m gonna make tda capcut ass edits. and i’ll do it too i won’t have school i’ll have ALL the time

shit porno anon here 😁! answering some q&a’s!!

1-apparently he like lifts hella weight at the gym and she REALLY REALLY found his back muscles sexy so that’s why the camera was focused on his back but she got the angle wrong 😭

2-THE TRANSITIONS LMAAOOOOO SHE WANTED TO MAKE AN INTRO AND OUTRO IM NOT EVEN KIDDING AND THE SONG WOULDVE BEEN OFTEN BY THE WEEKND AND EVERY BEAT WOULD SWITCH TO A NEW “SCENE”, BLACK FADES, THE FUCKING CARTWHEEL ONES ON CAPCUT, AND A VELOCITY EDIT WHEN THE “FINSIH”

3-hes BLONDE blonde like eastern European blonde!!!

4-she’s now dating a middle eastern man because they use bidets and wash their ass 😭

5-when he asked her for the video she said that camera wasn’t recording(she didn’t wanna embarrass him) so he tried to be sexy and was like it’s ok we can make another one 😏, but she was so disgusted that she bailed on him every time he wanted to make plans.

feel free to ask any questions this story is the funniest shit (literally) i’ve ever heard

LAMAOAO JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS IS MAKING ME CRUDUD

“shit porno anon” 😭😭

THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE PEOPLE (ME) WHAT THEY WANT!!!!

2 is absolutely wild and actually better than i even imagined please @marleysfinest look at this

thank you so very much for making my weekend and the weekend of many others i am sure