we, as a community, don’t appreciate deku flirtatiously tugging on rody’s tie enough

Gideon is such an unhinged character genuinely. He's ten years old. He dug up an old book with dangerous information that was buried near his elementary school. His arch nemesis is a man in his 60s. He has a crush on said mans great niece. He made a deal with a demon to start the apocalypse so in exchange his crush would get trapped in a fanatsy world for eternity. He went to adult jail. He genuinely tries to be normal now.

Halsin: This doesn't have to be your burden alone. Every moment counts, and I've asked much of you already without being at your side. If you want me, I'm yours. Against the curse, against the Absolute - anything. Just say the word. Roz: Come, I need you by my side out there. Halsin: Good. Now our roots can deepen - together.

how does he make it sound like we're getting married

FAITH CALLING ANGEL PRINCESS IN THAT ONE SCENE. I REPEAT FAITH LEHANE CALLING ANGEL PRINCESS IN THAT ONE SCENEEEE.

Fellas is it gay to have a magical bond that is more intimate than a kiss and deeper than a knife thrust amd that you feel yourself turning and opening to it like its your lover's mouth upon yours but you do not know if youre the one devouring or being devoured with your best friend

sometimes I still think about that person who stole my fic then came up with a whole lie about not studying for their math exam so they could “write fanfic” like are you crazy

fine i'll say it. i like the idea of buff byers in college. okay well. no. i don't want him to be like Ripped because that would indeed be ooc for him to dedicate that much time to being in shape. but i like the idea of him having some muscle so he can pick mike up and carry him around ok? is that a crime. is it a crime to want mike wheeler to be carried around like the princess that he is? ..mike wheeler needs to know.

lmao i dreamed i was at a (straight) bar watching a drag queen perform but i was sad about something and just looking on all Morose and pathetic

and simcoe was there being like aw what’s wrong? i think she’s doing a great job :~)

and then he made fun of a different performance for getting the costumes wrong. while in his full redcoat uniform so ppl were like oh he knows his shit

sometimes you read a book for class and you're like haha this is kind of gay and then are fucking floored that it is, in fact, actually gay and you're not just reading too far into it.

Freddie Young and David Lean in 1961 when they had the leading man who plays a character with a Messiah complex walk in front of the sun and got a tracking shot of him walking in sync with the camera’s movement so the lens is always in his shade knowing their ass is getting Oscars next year

am i the only person in the world that still remembers people die and are permanently disabled from covid.

“i would rather argue than me sleep alone, rather call you out than no one call my phone, hold my grudge instead of havin nun to hold”

…………. sydcarmy. thank you that’s all.

evil x and worm man r so fucking in love this is insane. <- is writing evilworm fanfic

the whiplash of cassie getting called a slur to her almost killing the guy to the animorphs minus jake reuniting and tobias being so happy rachel is alive that he kisses her. then they time jump into d day and fight nazis. this book is insane

i … look @ this 🧍‍♀️ https://www.tumblr.com/hyewka/738908483009871872/soobinjesus-christ

oh. My. God. LITERALLY DRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLINGGGGV. Like we knew he was big but DAMN???

i love. waiting outside my job where i work for nine minutes because my manager doesn’t check her phone and won’t come unlock the door. girl you KNEW i was coming it’s SCHEDULED. come open the door you’re killing me