Uruguay: I named my cat Felis to refer to Felis silvestris lybica, the African wild cat.
Paraguay: I named mine Blacky because it's black and small.
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El Dani tomándose un Starbuck !¡
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Todos necesitamos un poco más de Daniel De Irala en nuestras vidas. <3
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Brazil: Did you know that when you have a song stuck in your head, it is because your soulmate is singing it?
Uruguay: Someone has been singing "Macarena" at three in the morning.
Paraguay: ... could be anyone.
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Random person: I think you guys make a very nice couple.
Paraguay: Oh no, we're not a couple, in fact, we are cousins.
Argentina: Wow, you seem quite offended by that. What's happen? Am I not good enough for you?
Paraguay: We're not going to have this conversation again, Martín.
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Paraguay: I'm glad to see you happy.
Uruguay: "Happy"?, No, no, no. I haven't been happy since I was ten years old. I'm drugged, there's a big difference.
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Paraguay: Aren't you gay?
Dominican Republic: I like that you imply I did something remotely heterosexaul, but if I did, I apologise.
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Uruguay: Hey, can you do that?
Paraguay: What thing?
Uruguay: That which makes me so happy.
Paraguay: *smiles* This?
Uruguay: Yes. Thank you.
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