Series rewrite because the whole second season was just- n o
Glen: *high as shit and British as fuck* Heeey mum you still killing people?
Glenda: Glen! You don’t just ask people if they’re still a serial murderer!
Glen: shyit sorry sib- just aaaskin’
Tiffany: well honey if you must know I did just commit a murder before you walked in
Glenda: oh…lovely…say I’m…gonna put my coat in the closet *opens closet door* oh…a dead body…how charming…
Sweetface(aka doll glen): *walks in the door* hey everybody what’re we doing- *sees tiff in a pool of blood* oh…mum’s back on her bullshit I see
glen: yeeeah sorry mate
sweetface: I’m so sorry this has been bugging me the whole drive here- are you high?
glen: it’s- it’s just a bit of weed I’m fiiine
Sweetface: is that what those brownies you made me protect in the back seat were?!
glen: nooo those were the brownies I made for mum, but you ruined the surprise!
Tiffany: oh it’s alright honey I’m sure they’re delicious and not spiked with weed
Glenda: whatever let’s just- get our things into a spare room
*later*
Glen: heeey am I like- reeeally high or does that woman have no limbs?
Sweetface: HOLY SHIT- ma’am are you ok?!
nica: *muffled* I’m in a fucking gag!
Glenda: *takes gag off nica* are you alright?!
nica: Jennifer Tilly is not who she says she it her real name is Tiffany valentine and she kidnapped me and I got possessed by a serial killer and then she cut off all my limbs and she’s convinced that she’s in love with me and-
Sweetface: dammit mum-
nica: wait…she’s your mom?
Glenda: all 3 of ours actually- but that’s not important, we’re not like our mom. And we need to get you the fuck out of here.
*even later*
Sweetface: hey mummy, can I tell you something?
Tiffany: oh of course sweetie you can tell me anything
Glenda: *from the shadows* we know about nica pierce.
Tiffany: oh…shit…
Sweetface: we got dad to talk after a while and he told us about a little someone named Andy. He also told us the exact location of “scout chucky” He was quite cooperative once we forced him to listen to glen prime’s incoherent stoner rambling for half an hour…
Tiffany: where are glen and nica by the way…
Glenda: waiting by the car.
sweetface: by the way…mum we don’t ever want to speak to you again. Good. Bye.
They then drove to where scout chucky was nica and Andy made quick acquaintances. Glenda and sweetface made a friendship with Nadine (who didn’t get yeeted) and Glen sat on the porch with Lexi…about that…
glen: look…I’m no stranger to the stems myself…but you’re only a kid…like- they tell you this stuff isn’t addictive but it is…I know I don’t seem like it on the outside but I'm not having much fun on the inside…I really don’t recommend smoking anything at the age you are
Lexi: why should I listen to you? You don’t know what’s best for me…
glen: i don’t know you…and you don’t know me…you don’t have to listen to me…I’m not trying to scare you…but it’s dangerous…even though it’s legal it should really only be used for medical purposes…it seems nice in the moment…but after a while…your just left with a splitting headache and a stomach full of munchies and regret…so don’t take it from me…but I’m only trying to help you…
Lexi: *sigh* thanks glen…
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