#let me know when you want that necromanced chimera lady to tear you apart with her talons | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tanjir0se · 2 months

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Ok as a straight white woman it’s time to take the phrase “hear me out” away from us. Just saw some boring ass straight girl on Instagram say “hear me out” about fucking GOJO SATORU. Girl. if he isn’t the most basic ass—fucking just say it’s your first time seeing hot yaoi bait and GO—if you saw the shit we say “hear me out” about on tumblr it would make you fucking hurl

#if your hear me outs are meant to be attractive you’re doing it wrong #call me back when you want to fuck the evil French rat from fantastic Mr fox #or a chunky 90s computer with poor cable management #honestly it just goes back to the whole idea that everyone is beautiful but no one is hot #airbrushed influencers with nary a blemish do NOTHING for me #twinky anime boys while I of course appreciate them aesthetically are like a breed of specialty horse #absolutely useless #let me know when you want that necromanced chimera lady to tear you apart with her talons #and I’m the mean time you can like those things like no hate or whatever but #don’t fuckimg say hear me out about it you dork ass

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