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there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival
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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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what's more healing than rediscovering forgotten special interests NOTHING
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the ache of nostalgia
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hello hello i am taking just a few of these! general do's/don'ts here
if you can't/don't want to but still want to support me, sharing this helps!! tysm <3
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i barely slept last night to finish my final project (podcast style recording as a replacement for an essay) only for my professor to tell me to my face that he will not be listening to the whole thing 😋👍 Fuck this stupid baka life
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"i'll leave early so i have time to print my final paper out before turning it in when i get to class!" <- famous last words of a guy who is about to be 20 minutes late
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while it's annoying when the bus is late, it's some supreme level of bullshit when by some divine miracle the bus actually shows up early and you end up missing it. You mean i can still be punished when i do everything right???? this isn't some kafkaesque metaphor this is my daily commute 😭
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ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished faggots of the jury. are we fucking with True Delirium Thursday⁉️
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3 1/2 hours of sleep and i start acting like the lizard queen for real
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ive thought about it for several aeons and no i dont think i want pickles. hello? *the drive through has turned into the dust of ages and the drive through attendent is now a scary skeleton* AH!!!! FUCK!!!!!
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