WE ARE SO BACKKKK- I’ve been whining about abba not being a playable character in ASBR for forEVER this is such a win

Ik Chris (and Leon) could hold you up while fucking you

the most recent ask from 🐯 anon got me thinking thoughts... what about all of those at the same time? :P

leon coming home from work while you're sitting lazily on the couch, so he comes and sits between your thighs. at first hes watching your show with you, however when you rest your head on his shoulder you realize that hes so squirmy ..? in the end he tells you that was just soo pent up all day at work today but was too embarrassed to tell you!! how cute!!

so, like any good partner would do, of course you tease him saying how hes so naughty thinking of you all day while trying to do his job? wooow what a whore <3. but of course he's your whore, so he ends up with his pants + boxers off shirt unbuttoned hands ALL over his chest. soon enough you're jerking him off without even moving from your original seat (bc leon :( i'm just so tired from waiting for you all night D: OHHHH LAWWWDDD SEDATE ME)

does this even make sense? idk its my late night ramblings again... - 🐞

(loved the brittany broski reference from the last ask btw LOL she's literally the spokeswoman of being insane over fictional men)

OH GOOD GOD YOU ALWAYS KILL ME!!!

wahhh sitting on the couch w him resting against your chest after a long day :( hes so needy but doesn’t know how to say it. fidgets in your arms, nuzzles his cheek against yours until you finally ask why he’s moving so much. he’s still shy to admit it but then he feels your hands slide beneath his shirt and up his waist and soon you’re playing with his nipples :( you definitely won’t get a straight answer out of him now, the only noise he can make is a sharp inhale through gritted teeth while you pinch and thumb them. he’s nearly forgotten all about his day or what even happened before being in your lap like this—that is, until your hands fall away from his chest. suddenly he can talk again, but only to beg; i couldn’t—i couldn’t stop thinking about you today. please, just wanna feel good. want you to make me feel good, please please please.

soon you’re lifting his shirt overhead and slipping off his pants and now he’s fucking naked. the feeling of your clothes on his back only serves as a reminder of just how embarrassing this is and leon’s secretly grateful he’s not facing you otherwise you’d see just how hot his face feels. it only grows worse when you’re whispering in his ear, asking him to show you what he was fantasizing about all day. that’s when he’ll guide your hand down to his cock, lets you feel how it’s leaking and throbbing and aches so damn much. ‘s been like this all day he whines. thought about you sitting on my face and it wouldn’t go away. he’s so impatient too, humping himself in your palm, hand holding yours as he guides you to jerk him off :( and who would you be to not start pumping him slowly, licking his neck, and telling him what a pretty slut he is for being horny all day :( he can’t help but whimper at that but he can’t even complain because this exactly what he wanted! all he can do is clutch your wrist sooo tight as you jerk him off. he won’t stop squirming and cums so fucking much when you wrap an hand around his neck and squeeze <33 he just wants to be your boytoy </3

You mess with clouder, you deal with Drai

From Oilers+ The Drop: Episode 29

Who in Capcom decided that this man must be choked out and lifted like a squeaky toy so often, I just wanna talk

Astarion: What a mess. Well, at least you've met my family now.

i love him more than anything

All I want in Resident Evil: Death Island is for Jill and Leon to have a Thor and Peter Quill dynamic

morsel of chreon, but leon fucks up his ribs and chris insists on carrying him around (even though leon can still walk - clumsily so)

"you'd do the same for me"

"chris, you're like a mastiff that thinks he's still a puppy"

omg.. so i kNEW that leon beefed up quite a bit in re4… but looking at those little baby arms he has in re2 is insane. i’m used to looking at ballistics. bazookas even. but those are just so cute and itty bitty and i just want to kiss them.

https://www.tumblr.com/spongebobssquarepants/713148704681508864

saw leon bussin it down and immediately thought of you 😭

as you should HEHE <3333 it is fascinating how quickly my mood improves upon getting one (1) glimpse of leon's titties and/or watching him do a little kitty rawr <33 the sins of fortnite are forgiven for this single day.

I love lil baby Leo of your Shell Shocked AU so much!

It's canonic (or at least portrayed as) a daddy's boy, I wanted to ask, in your AU, is that still the case? Or does he cling to someone else the most now?

In my AU Leon is closest to his Uncle Mikey actually! As a kid he definitely sees him as the funny, lets me stay up late type uncle while Raph he sees as a more stern father figure. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t try to impress his dad as often as he can, and he does! It’s just that Raph and Mona (including Uncle Leo) worry very much about the various feats of fun he pulls.

Exhibit A vvv

It actually leads to a bit of conflict when Leon is in his teen years cause Dad Raph does legitimately see a younger Mikey in his son and he knows just how much trouble Mikey and him use to get into when they were Leon’s age.

Raph loves his son dearly, he loves the kids jokes and how he always tries to lift the mood no matter what. But it comes to the point of worry.

Worrying so much that it’s a bit over bearing for Leon. It’s all in good faith though!

A sorta complicated relationship between Leon and Raph.

very interested in the type of training ada does to develop her fighting style

LEON GOOD LORDDDDDD 😍😍😍😍

Maybe I’m just built different but,

I think I could have climbed that