The first thing that five does after coming back from the apocalypse/working for the commission is make a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich is hilarious and utterly heartbreaking because can you imagine how long it’s been since he’s had one? How long he’s gone without standing in the kitchen and eating a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich while his siblings bicker in the background? How long he’s gone since walking around the crushing halls of the manor? How long it’s been since he’s fought with his siblings?

I love how felicity and Barry are trying so hard to get each other to ask Oliver out.

I’m sorry but Brennan is about to get her eyes carved out by some guy. then there’s booth and Hodgins and several fbi agents taking the longest time possible to fucking find her while fucking Depeche Mode plays in the background 💀

I’m sorry but Imagine you’re in a coma for nine months after being struck by lightning and you wake up to poker face by lady G*ga 💀

Sometimes you have to shoot your boyfriend in the back with an arrow and that’s okay.

so I’m watching the lance to the heart again and um, can I just say the bones writers were so fucking evil for the scene where Christine comes downstairs and tells them that sweets and Daisy are taking her to the park. I’m SOBBING wtf

I’m watching Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitsu and I’m laughing at the concept of everyone preparing to fight Lord Garmadon only for 11 year old Lloyd Garmadon to appear after stealing a shit tone of candy.

Sometimes you have to try to freeze your crush with a cold gun that his crush made and that’s okay.

The fact that booth was willing to go into a potential situation where the kidnapper had a gun without a fucking bullet proof vest for Brennan makes me foam at the mouth everytime I think about it

Mick going to visit past Leonard just to tell him he was the best guy he ever knew was so fucking angsty because he KNOWS he can’t change Leonard’s fate or his own but he just wanted to make sure he fucking knew that Mick loved him and thought he was the best guy he ever met :(((

I love how Nyssa is five seconds away from kissing Sara and yet she still asks “do you need permission from your boyfriend?” 💀

I love how Eddie is tied up by his distant relative from the future and yet he still has time to roast him. Like he knows how eowells can just kill him at any moment and he’s probably scared shitless but here he is making fun of the guy.

I love how when Moira saw how Thea broke up with Roy because of her and the trial and was basically like “oh absolutely fucking NOT. I will not have two self sabotaging children. Be happy.” And basically un-broke up Thea and Roy 💀

Sometimes you have to save your boyfriend from getting his heart ripped out of his chest by the distant relative of your other boyfriend

“I didn’t want him to be a hero. I wanted him to be my husband.”

I love Roy because one moment he’s inhaling fries (rightfully so, after everything) with his girlfriend on a cute little date and then the next he’s being arrested for stealing a police radio