The sun was beginning to set on this fine day, not that Makina Setsukura noticed. She was too busy, as always locked in her room, playing video games and talking with her chat to notice something like what it was like outside.
Makina cursed as she took damage in the game she was currently playing. Her loyal chat was cheering her on. Then, all of the sudden, to Makina's surprise, all of her screens flashed to static. A blue eye flicked on her main screen just for a second before disappearing. It was then that a message was typed on to her screen.
What up, Screen Shot? Happy Birthday! Sorry for hijacking your stream like that, but wow, you got crappy security. That's not what I'm here for. I'm just here to tell you that currently, outside your front door is a gift from me. Tried knocking, but no one answered, so drastic measures were taken.
Makina, seeing this, took off her headphones and rushed to the front door, opening it. Sure enough, there was a giant package on her front door. Grunting at how heavy it was, Makina brought it back inside to her room. Collapsing into her chair as soon as she laid it down. Opening the gift, Makina was surprised to see several items inside.
The first gift was a giant Kuromi doll that was nearly as big as her. Giving it a quick hug, she placed it to the side. Then she picked the second item up.
The second item was a 24 case of monster energy drinks in the ultra strawberry dreams flavor. Grinning at the sight of them, Makina knew she wouldn't be getting sleep anytime soon.
The final gift was the most shocking. Makina's eyes nearly bulged out when she pulled out a brand new gaming laptop. Hearing a beep, Makina looked back up to her screen and saw a new message.
So what do you think? Great, right? The look on your face tells me yes. Okay, so the laptop is something I personally built and is infinitely better than anything on the market. You'll be able to play any game there with no issue. Now we'll be able to see who kicks who's ass in a video game soon enough. So see you then!
8Cloud Out!
Just like that, the message disappeared, and Makina's screens were brought back to the game she was playing and her chat. Makina saw a flood of messages asking what happened and if she was okay.
“You jackass… that’s what our doorbell’s for…” Makina sighed and adjusted her microphone. “Chat, are we back? ‘We’re good, now,’ ‘we’re good,’ ‘we’re back…’ Okay, awesome. Sorry about that… I’m fine, chat, don’t worry. Some old hag sent some presents in her own stupid way.”
She looked into her camera’s viewfinder and pat the containers of energy drinks that was half her height.
“First off, a twenty-four pack. Enough Monsters to last me a week. Oh shut up, chat, no more ‘that’s too many energy drinks’ from you,” Makina stuck out her tongue playfully.
Makina held up her new plushie to get it in frame. “Then she gave me a new Kuromi.” She hugged it to her chest. “Now this completes the Kuromi family.”
She quickly caught a glimpse of a passing comment. “‘You mean the Kuromi family that’s on that shitstorm you call a bed?’” Makina threw her plushie over her shoulder and onto her unmade bed. She reached for the rather heavy final present as she flipped off the camera. “That was a low blow, fuck you.”
“Fine, I guess you guys don’t wanna see what else that bitch sent me… oh, you do? Well, she got me a new gaming laptop, but since you were so rude I’m not gonna show~ But she did leave a birthday message. So thanks for the presents and the birthday wish… and for hacking into my apartment, I guess…”
She slammed her hands on her desk. “And I bet you’re still watching right now! Bring it on, old hag! I’ll kick your ass any day! I ain’t losing to someone who uses shitty grammar!”
Thank you for the gifts!
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what's their background and lock-screen? // did they ever get in an online fight? // what kind of dreams to they tend to have? c:
mundane headcanonsㅤㅤ∘ ˚ ( accepting )
what's their background and lock-screen?
ㅤit changes pretty regularly because byan gets bored fast, but there are certain subjects and themes you're likely to find as their phone background and lockscreen on any given day, including but not limited to: kuromi (or hello kitty), any of the characters from their favourite magical girl anime or manga, cute (and often sparkly) art of knives or other weapons (bonus points if they've been made to look like a magical girl weapon), and pictures they've snapped of their boyfriend, sol.
did they ever get in an online fight?
ㅤbyan is in a heated fight with someone in the comments of their ig on almost any given day, honestly. they love getting into stupid, petulant arguments with idiots on the internet, it's practically a hobby for them at this point. a lot of the time, they're literally just trying to piss the other person off and having a blast in doing so, however they do face a lot of genuine harassment online (some of which has gotten fairly serious) and thus do also end up in arguments where they're the one who's truly heated and upset. they've been known to go off on (slightly drunken) meltdowns of vandalism and violence after particularly nasty instances.
what kind of dreams to they tend to have?
ㅤnightmares. it's extremely rare that byan has a dream that isn't unpleasant, and a lot of their nightmares tend to revolve around reliving the more traumatic moments in their life or being faced with those who have hurt them the most. they have a lot of dreams where they're a child again, where they feel small and helpless and often confined, dreams where they're running or fighting endlessly and they never feel safe, and dreams where everything is going wrong, where someone is harming them or they're outright dying, and everyone around them simply passes them by without a glance.
understandably, they hate dreaming and much prefer nights where they experience none of it.
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Minji is also the type of girlfriend to get her and Kojo matching couples EVERYTHING
Like, they have matching pajamas for sleepovers, she gets them matching coffee mugs, they have matching lock screens, just stuff like that cause she’s just totally the type to do it. Also makes them matching bracelets where like HERS IS MY MELODY AND HIS IS KUROMI-
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where did you get your phone lock screen and background from?
i honestly just found them on google when i looked up “kuromi lockscreen” 😅
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