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CHUP KR CHUP KR CHUP KRRRRRRR!!!!
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everythingharsh · 1 year
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bassehmijohansson · 2 years
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Incrediblenovel Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? update - Chapter 762 Floating Fortress queen burly recommend-p3
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Motioning his hands lower, the sword did start to descent. Seeing that he was prepared, s.h.i.+ro could only shake her go and stimulate the invasion techniques. *KRRRRRRR!!!! Conversing with the event for a little bit more, they thought to clear a few in the area dungeons before going back again. Their after that target would be to achieve level 5 while s.h.i.+ro needed to find the spirit money.
"I actually." Snapping his hands and fingers, Nan Tian summoned a smallish glowing sword the size of a toothpick when in front of him.
All of a sudden, a tier 6 magical circle shown up above the fortress as many massive assist formations might be seen, increasing the strength of the primary spell. New unique chapters are published on lightnovelpub[.]com
Flickering near the get together, s.h.i.+ro nodded her top of your head at Nan Tian when he smiled and snapped his finger.
Flickering near the get together, s.h.i.+ro nodded her top of your head at Nan Tian when he smiled and snapped his finger.
"Che, I figured that the eleventh shield is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed. "Che, I was thinking that the eleventh hurdle is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed.
"Che, I believed how the eleventh buffer is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed.
Clasping her palms with each other, s.h.i.+ro created numerous jet thrusters and help beams underneath the planet as she was now intending to deliver this hovering community into the atmosphere.
Instantly, a place of red-colored could possibly be viewed in the call stage. "Properly the strikes can either be targeted or dispersed. Usually we'll more likely be by using dispersed." s.h.i.+ro replied by using a shrug. "I actually do." Pa.s.sing out from the next,the third and also the fourth, the size and style and rate from the sword got now higher dramatically because it slammed resistant to the buffer.
For further, go to lightnovelpub[.]com "That which was that red ray of lighting?" Madison requested.
Actually talking to the get together for a touch more, they made a decision to very clear a number of close by dungeons before steering back again. Their up coming aim ended up being to arrive at tier 5 while s.h.i.+ro needed to discover the spirit money.
*PING!!!
Discussing with the celebration for a tad bit more, they thought to distinct a number of close by dungeons before going backside. Their subsequent goal would be to achieve level 5 while s.h.i.+ro wanted to obtain the soul budget. By using his spare hands, he made a number of level 6 miraculous sectors that layered over the metropolis. Utilizing his spare hand, he developed many level 6 miraculous groups that layered over the area.
On the other hand, to his shock, it wasn't the tiny weapons round the side that fired at him. No, nan.o.bots converged towards middle from the metropolis like a new massive rail cannon was created immediately. "There is certainly still a stress minimize for my nan.o.bots. Right after a certain amount of energy, additionally they get weary but the fact I can support the boundary under your episode is quite decent. Are you experiencing any quick one particular attack conditions? I wish to resolve the barrier then observe how it will against an strike like this." s.h.i.+ro asked.
*PING!!! "Yup. My very own strike is certainly greater basically if i include my techniques," s.h.i.+ro nodded her travel.
Correcting the mountain ranges on the yardage with one of her attunements, s.h.i.+ro found Nan Tian Give back with a heavily bruised left arm which had been healed right away. Refreshed from lightnovelpub[.]com
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ao719 · 3 years
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Hopeless Hearts
Hopeless Hearts - Prologue
Characters belong to Pixelberry.
Summary: Two people from two different worlds, both with a grudge against relationships, cross paths and discover an opportunity to get something they both want.
Warning: This series will contain NSFW material and crude language. If you read, you acknowledge you are 18+
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Rays of sun filtered in through the windows of the oceanfront villa. Liam yawned as he raised his arms and arched his back to stretch the sleep from his body. His eyes fluttered open, and he glanced at the clock on his nightstand: 10:30 am. He had slept late and needed to get up.
Movement next to him caused Liam’s head to turn towards last night’s tryst; his eyes traveled across the creamy skin of her bare back up to the auburn hair splayed against the white pillowcase. She shifted again before rolling to face him, pulling the sheet up to cover her chest. “Good morning,” she smiled.
Liam cleared his throat as he turned his head towards the ceiling and closed his eyes. “Morning.” Another yawn escaped him as he rubbed his hand over his face, feeling the rough stubble against his palm. I need to shave. “Listen, I have to get up. I’m expecting-” He paused when he felt her lips on his chest; he opened one eye and saw her looking up at him with a smile before he opened the other. “I have company arriving in a bit. So you’re going to have to lea-” He paused again when she began shifting lower down his body before pulling the sheet off him, exposing his lower half. “Ok, I guess I have like … 10 minutes to spare for you.” Liam closed his eyes again and let out a breath when he felt her hand wrap around him before he felt her tongue.
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Fifteen minutes later, Liam pulled on his sweatpants while his tryst got dressed; he could tell she seemed slightly annoyed that he didn’t return her morning favor. I gave her an extra five minutes. When they exited the bedroom, they headed downstairs and were met by Rashad, Drake, and Maxwell, who were standing in the kitchen of the villa.
“Hey, Li,” Drake nodded.
“Hey,” Liam smiled. “You guys made it.” He shook each of their hands, and then their eyes all went to the woman next to him. “Sorry. I wasn’t expecting you for another hour.”
“My morning meeting was canceled, so we left earlier,” Rashad explained. “Who’s your friend?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
Liam rubbed the back of his neck. “Uh … this is … she’s um …” He met the woman’s gaze; her brow was arched while his brows were slightly furrowed in concentration. “Krrrrrrr … ysssssss … talllll-ina--Kristina!” Liam snapped his fingers and pointed at Rashad. “This is Kristina.” When she turned away from him to wave at the others, Liam’s eyes widened when he looked at Drake, who was staring at him, covering his mouth with a fist to hide his smirk as he shook his head.
The woman looked back up at Liam. “Maybe we can meet up later?”
“Yeah, I don’t know about that. We’ll see.” Liam guided her away and to the door where Bastien was waiting to take her to a car. While he said his goodbye, Drake, Rashad, and Maxwell all shared knowing smiles.
When Liam appeared back in the room, Drake looked at him. “Where’d you find that one?”
“I ventured to Delphios last night,” Liam chuckled as he walked to the coffee pot. “We should go there tonight. They have a lot more bars there than I thought they would.”
“Works for me,” Rashad said.
“Yeah, we’ll do whatever you’re up for,” Maxwell added. “This is your last hoorah weekend.”
“Don’t remind me,” Liam grumbled as he rolled his eyes.
Liam’s Social Season was only a few weeks away from starting, and he had spent every minute he could away from Cordonia, trying to avoid having to deal with it. When Drake, Rashad, and Maxwell mentioned having a guys’ weekend, Liam opted to stay on his family’s private island instead of going anywhere else. That’s where he had spent most of his time in his last few months of freedom.
And after everything that had happened, no one, not even his father, questioned him about it.
Ten months ago, Leo abdicated the throne shortly after his season, thrusting Liam from spare into the role of heir to the throne. Liam felt he was ready to answer the call, however.
At the time of Leo’s abdication, Liam wasn’t expected to have a Social Season. Having been in a committed relationship for two years, it was assumed that Liam and his longtime girlfriend would marry. When Liam told his father’s advisors that he did intend to propose at some point in the near future, to his relief, they determined that no season was necessary. That was until a month after the abdication, when his girlfriend ran off with Leo when he left Cordonia, leaving Liam broken-hearted, angry, and bitter as hell.
Liam began to change after that, and in the months since, he wasn’t the same person he used to be. He went from someone who was ready and willing to take on his new role to someone who avoided duty. He went from someone who was once dubbed as a romantic to someone who swore off love and relationships altogether; he went from a once-committed relationship to slews of one-night stands instead. Where he was once humble and modest, he was now smug and egotistical. He used his good looks, charm, and new title as Crown Prince to get what he wanted when he wanted it, which was usually women, and it worked like a charm every single time. He didn’t care if all they saw was his title because he certainly wasn’t looking for anything from them beyond one night in bed. Maybe two if they were lucky.
At first, even Liam himself thought that this was merely just a phase, one that he was using as his way to deal with everything. He assumed it would lose its appeal real quick. But the longer it went on, the more he found that he liked being carefree and not giving a damn. For him, it was refreshing and addicting.
However, despite his newfound sense of self and freedom, Liam knew that no matter how he tried, he couldn’t avoid his Social Season. He was simply ignoring it for now.
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That night, Liam, Drake, Rashad, and Maxwell took a private boat to Delphios. After dinner, they sat inside one of its busiest bars, talking over drinks about Liam’s upcoming Social Season.
“So, do you know who the suitors will be?” Maxwell asked.
Liam heaved a sigh. “Who do you think?” he asked sarcastically.
“Lady Kiara … Lady Penelope …” Rashad started.
“The Viscountess,” Drake smirked.
Liam grinned with a soft chuckle. “You mean Rimjob Rose?”
Rashad and Maxwell let out a bark of laughter, and they all shared knowing looks and smiles. They were well aware that they had all been with the viscountess at one time or another … and that she had also been with every other guy at court as well.
“Viscountess Rosalie of Duchy Wedmore,” Rashad shook his head with a smile.
“More like Bedmore,” Drake chortled.
“She might be a good pick,” Maxwell shrugged.
Liam smirked and slowly raised his glass to his lips as he started to sing. “So there you go, oh, can’t make a wife out of a ho, oh …”
“What’s that make you?” Maxwell laughed.
“Touché,” Liam chuckled as he held his glass up to him in a salute. “Maybe Rosalie and I are kindred spirits after all.”
“I can’t believe I’m bringing this up … but have you thought about just choosing one who would let you have the whole Cordonian arrangement?” Drake asked.
“I have … but I don’t trust anyone enough to ask that. The only one I would trust enough is Liv, and if I suggested that to her, she would rip my balls off. Plus, I know she doesn’t want the crown; she’s already made that clear.” Liam took a long sip of his drink before he set his glass down on the table. “Alright, enough talk about the season of doom … let’s see what the prospects look like this evening, shall we?” He leaned back and rubbed his chin while looking out at the crowd.
Rashad smirked, shaking his head. “Don’t you have like five or six that you can just call?”
“Yes, but I’m in the mood for a fresh face tonight. Maybe a few,” Liam smirked.
“Didn’t you have a fresh face last night?” Maxwell asked.
Liam ignored him as he glanced around the room. There was a group of women at a table: two brunettes, a blonde, and a redhead. Liam silently laughed to himself; it sounded like the start of a bad joke, and the way they were screeching with laughter from their table made him think that’s exactly what a night with them would be: a joke. He spotted another woman with long black curly hair sitting by herself, casually nursing a drink. His brow arched in consideration as he looked her over, but then she was joined by a man; his eyes rolled, and his gaze left her without a second thought.
Then Liam’s eyes fell on a petite woman sitting at the bar as she turned to wave to someone; he sat up a little straighter when she smiled. She had golden-brown hair that fell in loose curls over her shoulders and wore a strappy black dress that contrasted against her bronzed skin: it screamed ‘take me home.’ He glanced to her left, then to her right; no one was sitting next to her. He waited a moment, biding his time to see if anyone joined her at the bar as his eyes traveled down her crossed legs to the black heels she was wearing and then back up again.
“Well, I found mine. You’re on your own, gentlemen. If you’ll excuse me,” he grinned as he slid out of the booth.
“We’ll just meet you back at the villa later,” Drake joked through a laugh.
Liam ambled his way through the crowd with his eyes locked on the woman. He approached the bar and leaned against it, raising his finger to the bartender. “Scotch, please.” The man smiled and nodded.
The woman glanced over at Liam upon hearing his baritone voice, and he looked at her; her expression stayed neutral, but there was something that flashed behind her brown eyes as she stared at him that Liam couldn’t quite put his finger on.
Liam turned his body towards her and smiled charmingly. “Hi. I’m Liam.”
“And I’m not interested.”
With that, the woman hopped off the barstool and walked away with her drink, leaving Liam somewhat stunned. That’s never happened before.
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I vote that we rename those Jen/Kira action figures as "Jnnnnnn and Krrrrrrr"
me: i wanna watch the dark crystal!
mom: we have the dark crystal at home
the dark crystal at home:
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“the dull mineral” featuring main protagonists Jrnn and Krrr and their pet fuzzy wuzzy 
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calebwittebane · 3 years
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n talks to a silt strider asmr
:))))))) ohhh!!!! ive made N in morrowind a couple times.. i can see it... he tells the silt strider about lots of different things and gets gentle krrrrrrr... kwoooooo... in response every once in a while
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monotremeinafedora · 4 years
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Are there particular scents/sounds that turn your muse on?
sinday asks
Ooo, this is interesting.
She doesn't have any scents that are "turn ons," but there are scents that she associated with seduction. Jasmine, orange blossom, and sandalwood are probably the most recognizable ones for her. On herself, she most regularly wears a lime scented perfume when she goes out looking for the business. It's also the only perfume she owns, but that's neither here nor there.
As far as sounds go, a good laugh. If her partner doesn't have a good laugh, what's the point? And the little groan that people sometimes do when they stretch.
In a modern verse, the krrrrrrr sound an ATM makes before it spits out the money.
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valkyurie · 4 years
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i love when my cat purrs its like krrrrrrr krrrrrrrrr KRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(super loud)
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buddyup1 · 6 months
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JJ's Aesthetic Helmet Series ✨
night rogue / Jack Revice / deep specter / evol bhf / destream / ghost mugen / zangetsu shin / wizard infinity / gotchard / saga
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froginthemachine · 4 years
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Me walking to the bus stop:
Some bird in a nearby tree: CHIRP CHIRP KRRRrrrr tweet tweET CHR CHR CHR SKREEEEE
Me: fuckin beautiful song mate :) belt it lol homie
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devosopmaandag · 5 years
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Krrrrrrr hoehoe-haha
Vanaf dat in 2007 in Kemzeke, België, de Verbeke Foundation werd geopend wilde ik al zo vaak er eens kijken, maar het duurde tot eergisteren voor het eindelijk zover was, samen met G en vrienden A en J. Opgebouwd uit flarden beelden en verhalen werd bij het binnenrijden van het terrein aan mijn verwachtingen voldaan. Alle objecten die in het oog sprongen pasten in die vooringenomenheid: industrieel, rauw, ruw, mannelijk en zelfs werd ik in een enkele oogopslag een zekere ironie gewaar. De misleidende M van Macdonalds zei genoeg. Na binnenkomst maakte de enorme hal grote indruk en ook daar waren al die gevoelswaarden aanwezig in oude machines, schedels van dieren, laboratoriumachtige opstellingen, skeletten, rottend vlees, projecties, foto's van gestroopte hazen, ironische jachttrofeeën, objecten op sterk water, piepende en brommende geluiden, projecties van digitale visuele systemen. Ik liet mij maar gewoon meevoeren en dwaalde door de ruimtes, probeerde zonder te oordelen de beelden op te nemen.
En toen klonk bij de grote doorgang naar de kassen plotseling een schel dierengeluid. Was het een soort aap? Ik verwachtte een speaker in een grote volière, een kunstwerk dus, maar wat ik zag was een flinke vogel met een opvallende snavel. Terwijl hij zijn kop en snavel recht omhoog stak hoorde ik weer een aanzwellend krrrrrrr overgaand in een een soort hoehoe-haha. Het bleek de kookaburra te zijn, de Dacelo novaeguineae, die behoort tot de familie van de ijsvogels. In de overweldigende aanwezigheid van kunstwerken slaakte hij zuivere levenskreten. En weer stelde ik in een kunstomgeving vast: het is het leven dat altijd wint.
Maar de dood was ook dichtbij: op het bordje las ik dat de vogel daar in 2015 was beland ter gelegenheid van de tentoonstelling van Hans Waanders, de kunstenaar die zijn hele kunstenaarsleven wijdde aan de ijsvogel. De Nederlandse ijsvogel, de alcedo atthis, was Waanders enige muze, die in alles het tegendeel is van de kookaburra: heel klein, vlammend oranje en blauw getooid, zijn geluid een hoge schelle kreet, onverwacht tevoorschijnkomend als een waternimf, wegflitsend als een illusie. Hans stierf al op zijn vijftigste  en ik denk nog regelmatig aan hem, en vooral denk ik aan het einde van zijn afscheid waarin The Mamas and the Papas zongen:
Stars shining bright above you / Night breezes seem to whisper 'I love you' / Birds singing in the sycamore trees / Dream a little dream of me.
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bassehmijohansson · 2 years
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Jakefiction Nanomancer Reborn - I've Become A Snow Girl? - Chapter 762 Floating Fortress point gleaming recommend-p3
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Chapter 762 Floating Fortress yellow nonstop
Motioning his hands lower, the sword did start to descent. Seeing that he was prepared, s.h.i.+ro could only shake her go and stimulate the invasion techniques. *KRRRRRRR!!!! Conversing with the event for a little bit more, they thought to clear a few in the area dungeons before going back again. Their after that target would be to achieve level 5 while s.h.i.+ro needed to find the spirit money.
"I actually." Snapping his hands and fingers, Nan Tian summoned a smallish glowing sword the size of a toothpick when in front of him.
All of a sudden, a tier 6 magical circle shown up above the fortress as many massive assist formations might be seen, increasing the strength of the primary spell. New unique chapters are published on lightnovelpub[.]com
Flickering near the get together, s.h.i.+ro nodded her top of your head at Nan Tian when he smiled and snapped his finger.
Flickering near the get together, s.h.i.+ro nodded her top of your head at Nan Tian when he smiled and snapped his finger.
"Che, I figured that the eleventh shield is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed. "Che, I was thinking that the eleventh hurdle is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed.
"Che, I believed how the eleventh buffer is acceptable." s.h.i.+ro sighed.
Clasping her palms with each other, s.h.i.+ro created numerous jet thrusters and help beams underneath the planet as she was now intending to deliver this hovering community into the atmosphere.
Instantly, a place of red-colored could possibly be viewed in the call stage. "Properly the strikes can either be targeted or dispersed. Usually we'll more likely be by using dispersed." s.h.i.+ro replied by using a shrug. "I actually do." Pa.s.sing out from the next,the third and also the fourth, the size and style and rate from the sword got now higher dramatically because it slammed resistant to the buffer.
For further, go to lightnovelpub[.]com "That which was that red ray of lighting?" Madison requested.
Actually talking to the get together for a touch more, they made a decision to very clear a number of close by dungeons before steering back again. Their up coming aim ended up being to arrive at tier 5 while s.h.i.+ro needed to discover the spirit money.
*PING!!!
Discussing with the celebration for a tad bit more, they thought to distinct a number of close by dungeons before going backside. Their subsequent goal would be to achieve level 5 while s.h.i.+ro wanted to obtain the soul budget. By using his spare hands, he made a number of level 6 miraculous sectors that layered over the metropolis. Utilizing his spare hand, he developed many level 6 miraculous groups that layered over the area.
On the other hand, to his shock, it wasn't the tiny weapons round the side that fired at him. No, nan.o.bots converged towards middle from the metropolis like a new massive rail cannon was created immediately. "There is certainly still a stress minimize for my nan.o.bots. Right after a certain amount of energy, additionally they get weary but the fact I can support the boundary under your episode is quite decent. Are you experiencing any quick one particular attack conditions? I wish to resolve the barrier then observe how it will against an strike like this." s.h.i.+ro asked.
*PING!!! "Yup. My very own strike is certainly greater basically if i include my techniques," s.h.i.+ro nodded her travel.
Correcting the mountain ranges on the yardage with one of her attunements, s.h.i.+ro found Nan Tian Give back with a heavily bruised left arm which had been healed right away. Refreshed from lightnovelpub[.]com
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ao719 · 3 years
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I'm feeling like an addict. I'm over here, tweaking and scratching... I just need another hit... just a little dab...
...
Wait... I mean... that is, I need just a little more angst from you in my life! Care to share some snippets for a WIP Wednesday? 🤣😍
I got some stuff for you “anon” 😆
Chapter 9 of The Duchess:
Eva took another breath and slowly let it out. It’s just a ball. When she opened her eyes, she saw Liam in the reflection of the mirror, attempting to unzip the garment bag holding her costume. “Liam!” She whirled around on her vanity stool and stood, rushing over to him. “No peeking!” she giggled as she made it up to him.
Liam turned to face her wearing an impish grin. “Just a little peek?”
“No,” she smiled. “You’ll see it soon enough.”
Liam let out a playful sigh. “Fine.” He searched her eyes for a moment and smiled. “I’m so proud of you.”
“Don’t say that. Not yet. The ball hasn’t started, and you’re already setting the expectations really high when you say that and-”
Liam silenced her ramble with a kiss. “It’s going to be fine, love.”
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From the Prologue of Hopeless Hearts (Liam x OC) (I don’t know when this is going to post - but after almost a year of having this on the back burner I got a sudden surge of inspiration for writing this and outlined up to chapter 10 and have the prologue done and half of chapter one written💀):
When they exited the bedroom, they were met by Rashad, Drake, and Maxwell, who were standing in the kitchen of the villa.
“Hey, Li,” Drake nodded.
“Hey,” Liam smiled. “You guys made it.” He shook each of their hands, and then their eyes all went to the woman next to him. “Sorry. I wasn’t expecting you for another hour.”
“My morning meeting was canceled, so we left earlier,” Rashad explained. “Who’s your friend?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
Liam rubbed the back of his neck. “Uh … this is … she’s um …” He met the woman’s gaze; her brow was arched while his brows were slightly furrowed in concentration. “Krrrrrrr … ysssssss … talllll-ina--Kristina!” Liam snapped his fingers and pointed at Rashad. “This is Kristina.” When she turned away from him to wave at the others, Liam’s eyes widened when he looked at Drake, who was staring at him, covering his mouth with a fist to hide his smirk as he shook his head.
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Cardi B is sat bolt upright on a small sofa. In front of her is a table spilling over with Haribo, an unopened bottle of Moët, an open can of orange Fanta, an actual orange and an apple. She’s backstage at Alexandra Palace, on a cold night in deepest, darkest, northest London.
Cardi, five foot two inches and tremendously tattooed, is busy extolling the merits of Chick-fil-A over Nando’s – Nando’s loses, badly – to an assorted throng of managers, publicists, stylists, security guards, dancers and a couple of “London friends”. She’s wearing knee-high boots, a sailor cap and a diamond-encrusted blue and white bodice that barely covers her crotch. ”I enjoy my vagina,” she notes at one point. She punctuates most sentences – serious and otherwise – with her trademark skkkkrrrrr’s and krrrrrrr’s and numerous and glorious facial contortions and expressions. Cardi B is exactly -- exactly -- as you would expect her to be.
She’s unfiltered. She doesn’t give a fuck. She’ll talk rabidly and unselfconsciously about cunnilingus and stripping, gang violence and vaginas. Much has been written about her willingness to be filthily fantastic company both IRL and on social media, but there’s more to her chat than tits and tatts.
Continue here!
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