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#kinda? nothing shippy about this drawing but it's a pairing meme and all
br-disaster · 11 months
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thegeminisage · 7 years
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papyrus and sans (2 for 1)
PAPYRUS:
Why I like them: my favorite thing about papyrus is his enduring belief in the best of people he believes in me more than i do
Why I don’t: there is literally nothing not to like he is perfect in every way
Favorite episode (scene if movie): the part where he jumps out of the garbage to train alphys in loving herself no entrance could ever be more perfect
Favorite line: EVERY time he makes a pun, which is actually even more frequently than sans. also “papyrus! he smells like the moon”
Favorite outfit: COOL DUDE THREADS
OTP: papyrus/being aroace
Brotp: papyrus and flowey :’)
Head Canon: autistic papyrus! i love this one a whole lot i wish i saw more of it
Unpopular opinion: i don’t really like stuff where papyrus is secretly--anything. secretly hiding a dark and mysterious past or secretly in the know about more shit than--no, i’m saying this wrong, i read handplates AND underline, that’s not correct. like. okay. the stuff where his happiness and faith in humanity and upbeatness is ~all a lie!~ that kinda stuff. bc my favorite things about him are his confidence and his faith in people and his refusal to be worn down by life’s awfulness. i like to think that’s genuine and anything that portrays it as just an act never really sits right with me.
A wish: i think it would be cool to see him really use the full force of the strength available to him because even though he wouldn’t cheat like sans if he actually used all his strength + his blasters he’d probably be OP as fuck?? where’s the animation with badass papyrus give it to me
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: literally the concept art is my worst nightmare so glad all that was avoided
5 words to best describe them: brave, loving, kind, strong, great
My nickname for them: paps, because pap and pappy both sound weird to me.
sans:
Why I like them: i like how relatable he is i too care little for my appearance and never want to get out of bed. also i’m fat and asexual and sans is also asexual (shut the fuck up @ anybody who wants to fight about it), so like we’re #twinning pretty hard 
Why I don’t: he’s become onceler and i see too much accidental porn of him which needs to stop IMMEDIATELY and never, ever happen again. didn’t you guys get the memo he’s asexual?? (i know asexual people can have relationships leave me alone)
Favorite episode (scene if movie): i have 3. the first one is where he asks papyrus if he wants to look at the conveniently shaped lamp, because he’s fucking with the player, frisk, AND his brother ALL at the same time purely for his own amusement and no one else’s. that was when i fell in love with him as character. the second one is when he tells you the story at the mtt resort. and the THIRD one, is, obviously, his entire fight. holy shit. he’s so COOL
Favorite line: basically every time he taunts you when you’re fighting him. “how bout we make it a third” and “we’ll start from twelve” and “heh heh heh did i getcha” jesus christ he’s fucking SAVAGE dude
Favorite outfit: he just has the one but i prefer the variation with the plain hoodie, not the furry one, no mittens, and no socks.
OTP: sans/himself, as toby fox once said. i can tolerate veeeeery lowkey soriel or like, queerplatonic soriel, i guess. i’ve read a few comics and fics with them as a bg pairing and that was all right. i just prefer him as aro/ace and with no one.
Brotp: HIGH KEY sans and toriel like literally the the point where like i said i can tolerate shippy stuff of them if it’s very lowkey
Head Canon: haha i already mentioned the asexuality i guess whoops
Unpopular opinion: DON’T FUCKING SHIP HIM WITH FRISK (or chara) like idc if it’s ~aged up~ that’s...pedophilia, dudes. consensual adults fine okay whatever not my bag but go knock yourselves out but please stop drawing and writing him in child porn, please, please, i’m begging you
A wish: s...stop drawing him in child porn?? 
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: i hope he never gets with toriel canonically like the q&a gave us great ship fodder and i’m fine w/ that but should toby fox ever make another game with these guys (and i am certain he will not, but IF) i just want no official sans ship.
5 words to best describe them: garbage garbage meme pun garbage
My nickname for them: OH SHIT IT’S SNAS UNDERTALE
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