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good lord rohit, you're so terrible at small talk.
sona is me, when my doctor friends talk at me about their doctor-y life.... (’uh.... that sounds bad. or good, idk, i'm gonna wait till the tone of your voice gives me a hint about how to react.’)
"PEHLE TUM" BOLKE STOP INTERRUPTING HER. SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU; STOP DISTRACTING HER WITH YOUR BIG, WARM, STUPID, SURGEON HAND AND EARNEST PUPPY FACE.
"itna toh kar hi sakti hoon tumhare pyaar ke liye." ohohohohohoh double meaninggg.
clarification. she meant RAIMA. she doesn't love you or anything ok. she's not making eye contact coz the decor of this room really is quite exquisite, never noticed it before this, no other reason, nope.
SHE WAS TRYING TO TALK, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT WITH “MAIN BHI”, JUST TO SAY "PEHLE TUM" AGAIN? GOD ROHIT. YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBASS.
lmao toss kar lete hain. haan chalo bhai, yeh bhi kar lete hain.
the hope in his eyes as he does the toss.
LMAO WHERE THE COIN DISAPPEAR TO??????/
toh yeh ‘ladies first’ funda pehle bhi toh apply kar sakta tha......
hein? what's this weird distracting music????
spit it outtttttttttt girl.
yaaaaaaas. lagi na dil ko? lagi na????? good. thoda sa tadap.
"humein breakup kar lena chahiye."
shit. his face. it's mostly placid but he's fucking devastated. FUCK HOW IS HE DOING THIS WITH HIS FACE????
"kuch bologe nahi?"
oh crap, my heart. it hurtssssssss.
seeing his reaction, she’s unsure if she did the right thing.
lol yeah i don't think he's going to wanna say his thing now, sona.
uh huh sure, breakup waali cheez is what you wanted to talk about too. that's why you look like someone reached into your chest and tore your stupid heart out and stomped on it repeatedly.
“it was nice dating you.”
pls, not even one orgasm out of this whole thing. khaak nice???? all the shit parts of a relationship and none of the fun, that’s what you two had.
you guys, yeh nakli waala breakup hai. itnaaaaa bhi kyun dil pe le rahe ho??
oh boy, do pal has also started playing. kuch zyaada hi srsly le liya tum logon ne.
nakli breakup se yeh haal ho rakha hai, jab raima naam ki bomb aa dhamkegi, tab kya hoga tum logon ka???
ooooooooh yesssssss deepa chachi, read him for filth!!!!!
"sudhar jao warna...."
ohhhhhhhhhhh look who believes in the sanctity of marriage and family now!!!!!
this is a deepa chachi fan blog from now on.
omg chutku's here. yessssss, ab aayega mazza.
i relate with ajit's bhaaaaaaaari frustration with his dumbass older brother. rohit, why are you like this?????
lmao ajit's finally lost the last fuck he gives. time to scare the shit outta bhai with hypotheticals.
looooooooooooool.
aksdjhsakjfhdkfjdsh the look at the tummy hahahahaha
ajit is on a rolllllllll. ainvayi mein thoda banda marketing mein hai, creativity uski rag-rag mein hai!
“mama????” aflkjglkdjglkfdjglkjflgkjfglk
ACHCHA DOCTOR SURGEON THA. BECHAARA. AKELE HI MARR GAYA. lmaooooooooooo.
iski shakal dekho, jaise abhi se maut aayi hui hai.
"aap jo yeh kar rahe ho, woh hai nonsense!"
CHUTKUUUUUUU TOH CHAAAAA GAYA AAAJ. I LOVE HIM THE MOSTTTTTTTT.
APNI KHUD KI BEWAKOOFI KE LIYE MERE CHUTKU PE KYUN CHADH RAHA HAI, HEIN???????? BEGHAIRAT INSAAN.
coin dikhaaaaaaaaaaaa! coin dikha!!!!!!
ASJDKSAKJHDSAKDHASK ROHIT. YOU FUCKING ADORABLE IDIOT.
oh god. ohhhhhhh shit. this auntyji is bad news.
pooja is me having to meet with random rishtedaar.
abbe oh, abhi tak boyfriend banne bhi nahi ho aur abhi se "kis se baat kar rahi hai??"
you're lucky you're cute rohit, coz you're kind of an overbearing shit.
"toss main jeeta tha."
this fucking idiot, my god.
LOL EXPLANATION BHI DE RAHA HAI ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, KI FUR KI CARPET THI ISS LIYE AWAAZ NAHI AAYI, ETC. KYA BANDA HAI YEH, KASAM SE?!?
lmaooooo a tiny break to exhort ravi and shankar to do apna apna kaam.
"pata nahi kaisi feelings hain, par bohut achchi hain."
she was a goner the sec he touched her elbow, but my god, the hope shining in her eyes.
lmaoooooooo.
"i like it. tumhare saath bohut comfortable hoon."
dude, she's a woman, not a nice, sensible pair of work shoes. maybe be a tad bit more romantic?!?
"tum meri...... DOST HO."
ajkflksdfldkjlsfdsj ROHIT SAU JOOTEIN NA MAAROON MAIN TUMHEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!
ravi bhaiyya is a wholeass mood.
the hope dimmed a bit, but she's still willing to see where this word vomit is going.
"not woh waala best friend ki chill kartein hain, movie dekhte hain... best se better friend. special friend."
ROHIT. JFC. YOU A GROWNASS FUCKING MAN, DUDE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????
good on sona for standing firm on her decision and not falling for.... whatever the fuck this was, lol. if she has to change her mind, his confession has to be waaaaaaaaay more poignant than this.
his face change at the mention of raima.
yessssssssssss. dr. sippy is getting into his hyper element. ab aayegi dil ki baat zubaan pe. this calm, suljha hua front wasn't working anyway.
oh boy, not starting off strong by gin-gin ke doing insult of her profession.
"main kitna lucky hoon ki mujhe itni thoughtful... affectionate...."
haan ab sahi track pe aaye ho. the hope is back in her eyes.
".... FRIEND mil gayi."
RE SATYAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAASH.
'bc, iss friendship day pravachan ke liye beech sadak mein rok rakha hai? bada hi chutiya banda hai yeh.’
lol ravi bhaiyya is getting mad. shankar toh is like kya faltoo aadmi hai, chalo tire badalte hain so i can take sonakshi madam away from him asap.
"sona, kab tum meri life ka itna important hissa ban gayi mujhe pata hi nahi chala. dost se zyaada special. dost se zyaada, bohut zyaada."
OMFG ROHIT SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT.
"dost se zyaada, matlab?"
"matlab tum kitna bolti ho??!?!?" aslkdjdslkfjflkdsj dumbass, this is not the way to get the girl, by berating her!!!!
"mera flow toot jaata hai, main kitna prepare karke aaya hoon!" awwww le, idiot.
"ab main yeh naatak nahi karna chahta. tumhari bohut khaas jagaah hai mere dil mein."
finally. fucking finallllllllly.
lol at him doing inventory of his own faults, to warn her about what she's getting into.
"not like-like... like. just... like. y'know?"
no. we don't know. spit it the fuckkkkk out you dumbass.
"main tumhe like-like nahi karti?"
FUCK SHE TURNED THE TABLES ON HIM, ITNI DER SE YEH BEWAKOOF BADD-BADD KIYE JAA RAHA THA AND SHE JUST SMOOTHLY TOOK OVER AND MADE IT ABOUT HER. WE STAN A SELF-ASSURED, ASSERTIVE, CONFIDENT QUEEN.
WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE MUSIC????????? IT’S LEGIT KILLING THE MOOD.
KISS HER KISS HER KISS HER JUST KISS HER ALREADY KISSSSSSSS THE GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!
OMGGGGGGGGGGG NO PRECAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MY BOY ROHIT LOOKS LIKE HIS HEART WAS RIPPED OUT
#but wow karan's acting in this moment blew me away i could FEEL the heartbreak now its another thing that i feel all those feelings anyway#kahaan hum kahaan tum#khkt#ronakshi#khkt lb
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khkt 04.10.19 lb
literally 10 secs in and the terrible music is already assaulting me. baksh do, bhaaaaaai. samajh gaye ki kaafi hi gham waala situation hai.
poor sona. having to hear that raima's his top priority and ofc, her mind is assuming the absolute worst.
tera romance phoot gaya toh dusron pe kyun chadh raha hai be????
but lol also, ravi has a terrible tendency to wander off the minute rohit exits the car. you'd think he'd have learned by now.
DID HE SIT BY HER ALL NIGHT HOLDING HER HAND???? THAT FEELS..... ICKY.
TOO INTIMATE!!!!!! TOOOOOO INTIMATE!!!!!!
in a way it's kinda endearing, that they slipped right back into their relationship with the jokes and banter (how you do with an old best friend), but sigh.
oh wow, she asked if he's married. meaning she's aware it's a possibility, even though she's joking.
lol him catching her up on bollywood gossip.
"tum bhi chod do apni actress ko."
ohhhhhhhh boy.
her tattoo's changed colours and fonts again.
now that she's not being shrieky and overbearing, i'm feeling reallllllly bad for raima. if it makes you feel any better sis, he really did wait for all these years, yeh toh bas kal-parso ki baat hai.
ohhhhhhhh boy. “i love you” ka reaction prem aggan waala fardeen waala de raha hai.
"me too."
which is true. he does love her; and always will. he's just not IN LOVE with her anymore.
coma main thi, but hai abhi bhi badi tezzzzz.
"professionally. dost hai."
YOU ASSHOLE.
yeah i'd just warmed up to raima and her nonsense grudge against sonakshi resurfaced and i'm side-eyeing her again.
lmao savere savere sumit ke nakhre shuru.
is sumit smarter than he looks? coz he's questioning the logic of itv, like the rest of us.
sonakshi just doesn't have the energy to deal with one more pissy man-baby today.
ouff raima, you've already made up your mind about sonakshi, why are you simply poking to get more material to validate your assumption?
OH GOD THIS NISHI'S SAAS IS THE ONE I HATE THE MOST IN THIS SHOW RN.
i am rohit, rohit is me.
lmaooooooooo press conference bulao it seems. i'd like to see naren's reaction to that.
this aunty toh full time wants to see siyaapa only. lady, bigg boss has started again, can't you just get your vicarious kicks from that???? ghar mein kalesh machaana zaroori hai???
ok i'm sick of her and fwding.
it's annoying, but raima's not wrong to ask these questions. she has a gut feeling that something's up, and she absolutely has the right to know. i just fucking hate rohit for being dishonest under the guise of "concerned" and deceiving her. he's not even sugarcoating it or anything, just outright fucking lying.
ok i wouldn't drink that juice sonakshi.
lmaooooo sumit, what are you, a 7 year old with the crush????? you do these things just to get a reaction outta her? aaj react nahi kiya toh itnaaaa concern, ki woh theek toh hai?
lollllllllllll the question marks in his eyes at sona's bhaaaaaari philosophy. bohut haraami hai, but i love himmmm yaar.
lmao sumit legit like:
does sumit have a crush on raima??????????/ isn't he married!???
“rohit ki ex...... raima rohit ki girlfriend hai.”
two very disappointed people here about that development.
lol "ab main tumhara parvati waala dialogue samajh gaya."
omg is sumit gonna be an agent of mata rani for sonakshi??????? lmaooooo i can't.
i can't fucking believe i like sumit as a person, more than rohit rn.
srsly, raima's almost endearing when she's not being loud/hyper and/or bitching about sonakshi.
ouff auntyji ka dialogue coma mein bhi same, coma se nikaalne ke baad bhi same.
who is this ever-elusive baba of raima's????
ugh whatever aunty, dafa ho pls.
oh boy, raima is lapetofying herself over rohit. and he is veryyyyyyyyyyy uncomfortable. and not just coz of the open door.
phew. thank god for ajit.
lying through his teeth to gtfo. ajit ably playing along.
god i really feel bad for raima, she trusts him so much. MEN ARE SUCH FUCKING TRASH, DUDE. HASN'T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH, THAT YOU'RE FUCKING HER OVER LIKE THIS ALSO??????????
parvati's dialogues kaafi pertinent to sona's irl.
uh, hi rohit.
WTF MAN. THE FUCKING DISRESPECT. HE JUST WALKED INTO AN ACTIVE SHOT AND IS LIKE I NEED TO TALK???? AND YOU'LL COMPENSATE????? WHO THE FUCK WANTS YOUR BLOODY COMPENSATION??? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SHE SAUNTERED INTO YOUR OT MID-SURGERY INSISTING ON A CONVERSATION???? AND THREW MONEY AT THE PERSON LYING OPEN ON THE TABLE SAYING YEH LE COMPENSATION???? THE FUCKING ARROGANCE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUMIT'S FACE. I AM LIVING FOR HIM TODAY.
nethra is like my god i rue the day my girl met this rat bastard, har roz yahaan pe aa dhamakta hai aur kpk se bhi zyaada voltage waala drama macha deta hai.
idea: nethra, why don't you just film this irl stuff happening here and sell it???? bet you it'll rate higher than kpk.
"i belong to her."
sure. that's how healthy adult relationships work.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK IS HE TALKING HIS FEELINGS OUT LOUD HERE, INSTEAD OF PROPERLY PROCESSING AND CLARIFYING THEM BEFORE COMING HERE AND PUTTING HER THROUGH THE FUCKING RINGER???? SELFISH BASTARD.
"tum chaaho toh main tumhaari achchi dost ban sakti hoon."
SONA I LOVE YOU, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS.
what. the. fuck. this fucker does not deserve this kinda validation and undying affection from one, let alone TWO ladies.
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great, raima either did something impulsive/had a health complication develop thanks to “the truth”, didn’t she????
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khkt 13.09.19 lb
haan bolo toh rohit, kitni tension ho gayi thi???
lol normal romantic boys say tum mera dil ho, jigar ho, etc. etc., idhar he is equating her to his hands.
but done so matter-of-factly and in such authentic rohit style. it’s endearing af.
Y'ALL NOT EVEN PRETENDING ANYMORE. LITERALLY NO ONE DOES THIS SHIT OTHER THAN WITH A ROMANTIC PARTNER. LIKE............. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING?????
are you just gonna stare at her lips or actually do something about it???? for fucks sake, why are all the boys in the shows i'm watching so bloody g rated???? GET ALL UP ON YOUR GIRLS, DUDES!!!!!
OMFG JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
adskjfhsldkjfhldksjfhlskdj rohit you asshole you literally had like 15 minutes to make your move and you didn't. janta maaf nahi karegi!!!!!!
"gardan nahi, poori back akad gayi hai; raat ko sonakshi ke saath awkward position mein so gaya tha..."
aslkdjlskfjldsfj what even is this idiottttttttt, does he even thinkkkkkkkkk before he speaks?!!?!?!?!?!?
rohan like bhai mera mujhse bhi zyaada stud nikla.
yk still in shock, bechaara.
nishi walking around as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. jaise kal kuch huaaaaaaaaaaaa hi nahi.
arre waaaah, nishi sudhar gayi. thankkkk you jhulelal! i really didn't want to hate her character!
"mera ghar aa gaya."
"itni jaldi?"
lol it's not like you were utilizing this time properly or anything, saddi hui shaqal ke saath apna hi gardan marode baithe the.
haaye look at her strolling all dreamily, and him matching pace behind her. he just can't stay awayyyyyyy.
omfgggggg he's like a tween in loveeeee, lame lame bahaane karke just wants to keep hanging around her. soooooo cute!!!
also lmao i love yk so much.
damn she played it totally cool tho. goood jobbbbbb, girl.
SON CHECK YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
omg he's so head over heels stupid in love. jfc, i don't think i've seen any tellywood male lead fall THIS hard. fuck.
i am yk, yk is me. smirking away to god's glory.
arre waah, yeh bhi sudhar gayi??? bas aaj ke liye hoga.
......... suman too? APPROVING OF WHAT SHE DID FOR POOJA?????????? man this is some parallel universe i've woken up in today.
lol suman clearing that she still hates nishi's guts. understandable.
yet she still trusts her with a syringe to her face????
oh ho rohit ke liye bhi approval. (but only as a friend, i assume.)
pulki is cutest golgappa.
call rohit 'mr. fantastic' coz sippy fam ne uski taang kheech kheech ke saari elasticity nikaal di.
lol @ deepa chachi wanting to know if sonakshi takes mata rani's name while sleeping, like she does in her show.
aaj deepa chachi pe kaafi pyaar aa raha hai. not only is she being quite jokeyyy, she’s also exposing herself to be a fellow tharki like me.
i like his bart simpson 'eat my shorts' pajama pants.
good lord dude, you've got it soooooo bad.
YES SIS. HE LOVES YOU. LIKE BONKERS.
(she's sooooooooo happy! oh god i cannot stand to see her hortcrush when raima comes baaaaaaaaaaaack.)
kaafi inclusive shrine. noice.
ugh this aunty.
these friends are also irritating.
i hope this actress/character is good, coz her face hasn't impressed me much.
oh boy. sonakshi has now started taking raima easy. girl nooooooooooooooooo, go back to reminding yourself she's an insumountable obstacle! less disappointment and heartbreak! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
is "mamaayi" raima’s daak naam, or is it something you affectionately call a girl child in bengali?
ouff this aunty is getting on my nerves so bad. please god raima, wake up and shoo her away.
“himmat toot rahi hai”??????? already???????? it's been literally 5 minutes since she opened her eyes. you want her to be doing full-on kathakali expressions with her face or what???
"dost" rohit sippy. apparently this is rohit's standard formula of "dosti" with girls.
also lmao @ Irritating Bengali Mom's face at the mention of rohit, which quickly changes to delight when raima reacts.
aunty, you realise what this means, right? that you'll have to put aside your khunnas for him if you want your daughter to wake up properly.
UGH. NO. STOP PUTTING HER IN BETWEEN THEM.
god please let this parivartan of suman's stay for a while. i need it. please.
this one toh is shadyyyyy to me.
yessssssss, sona knows that rohan sippy ke saath link hai pari ka. good. hope she shakes some sense into her. and tells rohit to punch some sense into that one there.
i don't care about you two. fwding.
blah blah nasik dhol issues and all. whatever.
arre waah nishi boo is determined to make sonakshi's program a hit. nice to see this side of hers.
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woooooooop. rohit having a DCH moment during introspection!
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khkt 02.10.19 lb
i hope you guys don’t mind i haven’t been including caps in the lbs these days. it’s just that capping + inserting the images in tumblr makes an lb take 3x longer, and i really don’t want to be spending that kinda time on a show that’s not giving me much joy rn. i’ll get back to it eventually, coz i’m a visual bish, but for now it’s just too much time and energy waste.
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i hate these preview things. i hated it on ib, i hate it now. they just spoil the episode and are utterly pointless.
naren you are a rudeass fucking bitch. i'll need you to fix that 'tude before sona gets married into this house.
suman, you're right, but like.... calm down a little. sona is already hairaan pareshaan enough.
I AM MAMA BEAR SUMAN. I WILL MANGLE ALL YOU FUCKS TO DEATH IF YOU TALK CRAP ABOUT MY GIRL.
sona, you're too nice. if i were you, i'd be halfway to goregaon by now. fuck raima, fuck you sippys, and fuck romantic love and relationships and all this unnecessary bullshit.
great, half of sukhmani sippy’s staff and equipment have arrived.
........... ok but what zaroorat does rohit have of you rn, sona? you're not a medical professional, and you're really not in his good books at the moment. chup chaap khadi raho na yahin kahin pe.
bechaara ajit has to go all the way to j seth now. ouff.
bheed toh aise jamaa rakhi hai sippys ne jaise koi shooting chal rahi ho idhar. like, the majority of y'all work in a hospital, aur jaahilon ki tarah you’re just crowding the room and gawking like this.
god my heart is breaking for sona. why is she simply torturing herself?
ofc he has to be standoffish. ugh.
i am suman. SUMAN IS ME. can we just go the fuck home pls??????
ouff, sona and pulkit, you're both soft idiots.
men with eyelashes this good infuriate me.
this terrible waily music is adding to my dull headache.
dude. i get you're stressed, but come the fuck on, you were proposing to her 10 min back. you can afford to be civil. you could have said that in a polite tone. like ffs, be an adult and learn to keep a handle on your emotions for a bit. i'm so sick of men using any one (1) unpleasant emotion passing through their system as a ready excuse to be a fucking asshat.
oh great. Irritating Bong Mom is also here.
rohit what the fuck is wrong with you, you're a doctor for godssake, how the fuck is your bedroom a substitute for a hospital???? LIKE, IT'S NOT EVEN SOME RANDOM HOSPITAL; IT'S YOUR FUCKING HOSPITAL, YOU OWN IT, AND CALL ALL THE SHOTS THERE, SO WHAT EVEN..... lord i'm just so frustrated rn.
great, Irritating Bong Mom is shaking rohit like a pulp waale juice ka dabba.
MY GOD THIS WOMAN IS JUST SO SLAP-HAPPY; THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!?!?! AUNTY YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SLAPPING PPL AS AND WHEN YOU LIKE.
OMFG SHE PUSHED SONA ALSO. AUNTY KA NAAM BADAL KE SHONALI NAGRANI RAKH DO, COZ SHE IS FUCKING ASKING FOR IT. SHE'S DYING FOR IT. GET THE FUCK OFF THEIR BACKS, GOT IT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
rohit ki satak gayi hai. he's just yelling at everyone. if raima's family doesn't consent to her being treated by a particular doctor, fairly sure they have THE RIGHT to take her elsewhere. you can't hold her hostage here coz of your personal hangups.
sona, you need to stop pushing. like he already told you to leave, why the hell do you wanna tell him your truth RIGHT THIS SECOND??? there's no point telling a person who's not in the headspace to listen.
finally sona ko akal aa gayi.
GREAT NOW SUMAN IS LIKE NO WE CAN’T LEAVE, WE HAVE TO TELL THEM OUR SIDE OF THINGS. CAN YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE THIS HELLHOUSE ALREADYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?
oh sona. :(((((((((
lmao suman has the most "coz men are trash, child" face ever as sona laments hysterically about rohit not listening.
ok dipika i love you, but the shrieking is getting hard to take.
also why is sona taking responsibility for "ruining" karan's life? self pity mein kuch zyaada hi.
oh god, slap to get her outta the hysterics. how very tv serial-ish.
and ofc she went into sadma after that. ouff this show is becoming too cliche, too fast.
who woulda ever thunk suman would be my favt character in an episode????? i didn't, and i'm quite pleased about it.
oh god she's just a child on the inside. abandonment issues to the maxxxxxxxxxxx. everyone in this show needs so much fucking therapy.
god this awful fucking music, i'm getting really mad. my sensitivity to noise is super high and this episode is just hell on my nerves.
FORWARDING. I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
oh so you've finally calmed down enough to be civil to other ppl, is it???? good. if you'd have yelled at tulsi also, screen mein ghusske i'd have kicked your damn ass.
RETURN OF MUSIC. UGHHHHHHHHH.
oh ho sona, give the dude some time. matlab, come on, let him breathe.
OMG ROHAN HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAIN LIARS AUR CHEATERS SE BAAT NAHI KARTI IT SEEMS.
ughhhhhhh i really cannot with you two grossass fucks rn.
is that why you came all the way here, to demand answers as to why she spoke to pooja that way???
alice's dialogue delivery is real bad rn.
ugh literally fuck off, you losers.
sona, learn to take a hint. my god, this is such a teenager-y relationship.
lol doorbell hai sir, mandir ki ghanti nahi ki bajaaaye hi jaa rahe ho.
i know this is a dream anyway so i don't really give a shit.
i still don’t understand how a ring that is thrown can injure you BEHIND THE EAR?!?!
sis, you need a klonopin. at least a shot or two of codeine waala cough syrup to knock you the fuck out for a few hours.
wow, swift return of rationality when it came to pulki's internship.
uhhhhhh, that's EXACTLY why he chose pulkit for the internship??? coz he's your brother. literally no other reason.
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veena asking the real (but waaaaay too premature) question.
raima asking irritating question.
director asking valid question.
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khkt 01.10.19 lb
i was up anyway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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starting off itself with this???? is it an ib type preview first thing????
ok not a fan of this veryyyyyyyyyy overwrought monologue sona’s giving.
oh god it WAS an ib type preview. how the fuck am i supposed to sit through the romance with this looming over my fucking head????
thank god for ajit. i love him sooooooo much.
hahahahaha ofc he got a pillow pitaai for that.
at first i thought rohit was taking the pillow to conceal something. *cough*
asdjflskdjfldjksfl sumit demurring from going inside sippy mansion coz “fan following itni hai ki pagal ho jaatein hain....” LOL BITCH I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRYYYYYYYY
i am raima, raima is me. SIR WE DO NOT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY FOR YOUR THARAK RN.
OMG SUMIT GIVE THE FUCK UP ALREADY JFC
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chahiyeeeeeeee yeh lollipop waala romance!!!!!!!! gimme raima and her goddamn sach already so help me god.
“be mine”?????? tf rohit, are you 14?????
OMG FUCK THIS ROMANCE I HAVE ASHES IN MY MOUTH ANYWAY FWDING
oh so veena knows how raima looks.
HOW MUCH TIME WILL Y’ALL WASTE STARING AT EACH OTHER?!?!?!!?
omg sona standing there alone in the bg. MY FUCKING HEART.
everyone knows how raima looks? coz ajit seems to recognize her too.
raima’s dumbass shhhh......... tattoo changes sizes and fonts and orientation every time we see it.
ok fwding till someone actually starts talking.
oh god. raima’s started shrieking.
wow ok hate her dialogue delivery already.
oh boy, sona left her there.
did the engagement end after or before the whole thing?
i’m no doctor but would someone waking up from a 4 year long coma have all these details down perfectly like this? like shit, even mild trauma addles your brain and makes you forget shit; i know my depression has wiped out entire years from my memory, so this is just a little hard to believe that raima remembers every single little thing, 20 hours after waking up from a full-on coma.
oh, sona didn’t know it was raima.
i really really hate farnaz’s dialogue delivery.
waah chaar saal pehle hi these ppl have iphone X.
also who saves their boyfriend’s other girlfriend’s picture so nicely in the contacts????
raima seems like a real ride or die friend, totally ovaries before bro-veries and all, but sis, you’re veryyyyyyyyyyy overbearing.
lol the friend up and left, then why the fuck are you still standing here waiting for karan???? so fucking dumb.
if farnaz is going to be big part of this show, i will not be able to watch anymore, coz her acting is reallllllllllllllllllly annoying me.
LMAO RAIMAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I MEAN, I DON’T DOUBT HE DESERVED IT BUT YOU’RE REALLY DUMB TO TAKE ON A DUDE ALONE LIKE THAT IN A BLOODY FARMHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE. BRAVE, BUT REALLLLLL STOOPID.
real disappointed that the bg music to raima beating karan up isn’t “chakkkk de, chakkkk de, ek hockey doongi rakh ke!!!!!”
seriously raima, why the FUCK would you think you can take this guy on, unless you’re properly trained in martial arts or something??!?!
...................... ok but raima is clearly unconscious on impact, as one would be if they fell from an upper storey. how does she know that sonakshi even came there, let alone that it’s her car she fell in front of????
ENOUGH ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM INS, ESP OF IRRELEVANT CHARACTERS LIKE YK’S STUPID MOM
naren toh just needed an excuse to judge the rastogis. fuck you, man. you’re the fucking worst.
“baaaiii the taaaime it was toooooo lAaAaaAYtE, aAi LoOosT MaAiSeLf!!!!!!!!!!!” lol i’m sorry but i cannot not lol at this overdramatic delivery.
like this accusation is a reallllllllllllll fucking reach, sis. so much that it should count as physiotherapy for you.
NAREN, TUM TOH KUCH BOLO HI MATTTTTTTTT
ok raima, you’re reallllllllllllll annoyingggg.
invoking of the sisterhood and all.
oh there’s some greater truth about what happened.
ALSO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS FIERCE MAMA BEAR SUMANNNNNNNNN, I LOVE YOU MOST. PROTECT YOUR CUB!!!!!111
OFC SHE CONVENIENTLY FAINTED WHEN IT CAME TO LISTENING TO SONAKSHI.
jfc his stinkeye at sona as he carries her up the stairs. so dramatic; there’s a perfectly good lift right there you can use, bro.
dramatic collapse. ............. aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene.
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OMFG WHAT THE HELL ROHIT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE, BITCH.
god i really need to go watch a few eps of YPNTKH or something to get over this overdramatic shit.
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um, scaring me right off the bat.
oh boy, he has a Raima Remembrance Box.
where in india can a girl just fall asleep on a public bench like this? brb, promptly moving to that city.
i like younger rohit's floofy hair much more than the elvis bouffant he's sporting now.
ha, knew he didn't throw it away. bas mummy ko heart attack dene ke liye bola tha.
speaking of mummy.... god i love her. she's so soft, and loves him so much. but she recognizes this is something he has to do by himself.
yup, she coming back to put your "hamesha special rahogi" daava to the test.
i just realised who she looks like; a mixture of additi gupta and juhi parmar and ragini khanna. esp in these present waale scenes, there’s a lot of resemblance to juhi/ragini!
called it that “mamaayi” is her daak naam. but surely rohit would know her daak naam? like..... it's not such a stretch for him to search under the daak naam as well, if he was actively looking for her.
pulki doesn't look suuuuuuuper thrilled at this place, it's no sukhmani sippy hospital, but bless his heart, he's making do.
you can see the trepidation and guilt on sona's face tho.
woop. there is it. pulki wants to know what’s up and why she isn’t asking rohit for the internship help.
just tell him, sis. like, isko bolne mein kya harj hai??? he knows everything anyway.
ouffffffff itnaaaaaaaaa lambaaaa kheench rahein hai yeh sceneeeeeeee.
she knows her by her real name, not parvati. so is she like some tellywood superfan whose been following sona's career since her supporting role days, or did sona run her over afterall??? but like, if the accident was bad enough to put her into a coma for 4 years, would she be capable of knowing who ran her over? like, it would have happened in a split second, surely too fast to identify the driver? or is this some kinda ESP powers she’s developed, that she knows this is rohit's sonakshi???? OR DOES SHE KNOW SONAKSHI SOME OTHER WAY ALTOGETHER?????? WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?????
lmaooooooooooooo dr. dimpyyyyyy, for the love of godddddd.
snort. idhar kuch aur hi chutiyaapa.
oh shut up, you snake.
sona like ohhhhh rly? but she's too nice to say anything.
"sonakshi bhi aa gayi, aur sumit bhi aa gaya. ab mere flat ki EMI ka tension, khatam." pffffffft.
lol, lo aa gaya yeh, beizzati karwaane.
sona’s expression be like show ko chod, main tumhe hi na aag lagaa doon, kameene????
sona - 1, sumit - 0.
[kajol voice from k3g] "dosti??????????"
asklfjdslgjdfjlf this dheent fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me, putting up with men in general.
oh boy, why's he bringing rohit up?????
"uska bas chale toh tumhe z security mein rakhe."
no sumit, uska bas chale toh woh jaake z security training leke khud sona ka bodyguard ban jaaye.
lmaoooooooo fucker. this horrible, hilarious, fucker. daksh khurana ke baad yeh pehla kameena mila hai jiski harkatein dekhne mein itnaaaaa mazzaaaa aata hai.
"kyun thappad khaane waali harkatein kar rahe ho?"
coz he has the confidence of an iron-clad contract, sona.
sona is a wholeass mood today. all the men in her life (other than shankar) are being a goddamn pain.
dr. surgeon forgetting patients’ names and all. abhi se yeh haal hai toh agle hafte se best not to come to work and put a lotta ppl at risk.
oh god, rehearsal kar raha hai.
"dekho sonakshi... tum bhi akeli ho, main bhi akela hoon, agar hum log, y’know, saath mein aisa, plan kar le, toh hum akele nahi rehenge na. simple."
dear god. someone save him from himself.
"uski serial mein kaise bolta hoga uska hero?"
hotstar pe dekh lo na. kuch toh research karo, dr. surgeon!!!!
i am dr. dimpy.
omg he was actually recording himself. yeh kisi na kisi ke toh haath padne waala hai.
who tf is so self obsessed to put their own pic as whatsapp bg??? koi is bande ka 10% confidence aur self-love dede mujhko.
deepa has had it up to here with this idiot. she shall now take things into her own hands. bada mazzaaaaa aayega.
ugh shady fuckers.
outdoor shoot???? ugh god pariiiiiiiiii what are you even doing?????
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pffffffffffft.
"pagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon main?"
hahahahahaha @ tulsi sweetly nodding in affirmation, as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
LMAO ROHIT. YOU ADORABLE IDIOT.
lol the awkward chair shuffle.
the tension in here can be cut with a knife. ay-y-y.
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looks like sona's breakup plans have been soundly rejected. and forgotten. just look at the hope in her eyes.
but "tumhare saath bohut comfortable hoon" isn't really an inspiring confession of love???? let's hope whatever follows is more romantic than a statement you’d make to your long-time hairdresser.
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tellywood really needs more options for falling in love songs. i'm sick of the same three songs in every damn show. why hasn't anyone ever used one of my faves in the genre: mera dil from salaam-e-ishq?!!?!?
cute and all but fwding. i want the good stuff.
lmao these two are honestly my new faves.
wholesome.
le. phod diya mere good mood ka gubbaara.
blah blah blah exposition.
oh boy. sona broaching topic of moving raima to sukhmani sippy hospital. girl why are you like this, always with the aa bel mujhe maar?!?!
thank god aunty ne mana kar diya. balaa zyaada der talegi nahi but every second counts at this point.
but also, why would rohit, a cardiologist take charge of coma case? wouldn't it be under neuro?
anyway, mana kar diya, toh good.
"aaj ke baad sonakshi raima se nahi milegi!"
haaaye humaari itni achchi kismat kahaan, aunty.
oh boy flashback mode.
seriously, what the fuck. operation ka outcome pasand nahi aaya toh surgeon ko thappad????? kaisi jaahil aurat hai yeh? she’s the kinda person doctors were protesting against a few months ago.
"raima rohit se kabhi nahi mil sakti." kaash. kaash aisa hi hota.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaas, call out your shitty mom, yk!
yk is best, i love him most, more husbands/dads should be like yk.
ohhhhhhh, veena ka budday haiiiiiiiii.
love these bewakoof betas of veena's. (beech waala bekaar hai, usko khaate se kaat liya hai maine.)
askjdhskjfhkdjfhdkj
will i ever get over how his voice gets all deep and saaaksyyyy for her now??? NOPE. NEVER.
please note ravi bhaiyya and sunita also chatting it up in bg. love is in the air!
"tumhi ne kaha romance ko badhne do; ab (unke) badhte romance ka faayda mujhe bhi ho raha hai." snort.
MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAAAAAAKE OUTTTTTT
UGH SONAKSHI KYUN KLPD KAR RAHI HO YAAR
waaaaaaay too many things in these two's lives are on 26th september.
oh wowwwwww i do not like this old rohit. hello? it's an emergency???? emergency tumhari mom ka birthday dekh ke thodi na aati hai. (i mean, i realise she could be bluffing, but he doesn't know that yet!)
....... oh. so he decided to do a surgery against neuro advice. but like, it was also his expert opinion that the glass pieces could do excessive damage to her heart, so..... i mean, it's neither here nor there. she had a 50-50 chance at all times.
also, did he not inform raima’s mom all this and make her sign a consent form before operating on her, as per SOP? like, even a blood transfusion requires a signed consent form, let alone a major surgery like this.
uh..... brain death is not the same as a coma??? lmao what?!?!?!? how could you just declare brain death just coz she had a stroke??????? THE TWO ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE TERMS, EVEN MY DUMB READS-MEDICAL-WIKI-ARTICLES-AND-PUBMED-PAPERS-FOR-FUN ASS KNOWS THAT. YO MAN, I’M BEGINNING TO THINK HE DESERVED THAT JHAAPAD FROM RAIMA’S MOM.
SHE WAS ABOUT TO SPILL THE TEA ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY TO HER, ASSHOLE. STOP INTERRUPTING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LISTENED TO YOUR THING, AND YOU JUST DISMISS HER WHEN SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HER ISSUES????? RUDEASS.
abrupttttttttt jump to romance. good for them for compartmentalizing and all, but i can't get over that conversation (including the fact that he just.... declared raima brain dead when she REALLY WASN’T, lol) to be in the mood for this mushiness just yet.
mumma ko bhi saath lana hai. lol this should be fun.
pari ki bakchodi aise hi chalti rahi toh suman's due for another appointment with rohit within the fortnight.
life of a desi kid: 30 ke bhi ho jao, phir bhi afraid of parents' moods and having to ask them for shit.
lol sona, enthusiasm thoda zyaada ho raha hai.
i am suman, suman is me; beta kisko chuna lagaa rahi ho????? maaaa hai woh tumhari.
since this scene has started i've been trying to figure out exactly what vegetable is it that they're eating???? beans?????? bhindi???? what????
arre waaaaah. progressive suman! (prolly coz she needs sona's income for a while longer, but i appreciate the sentiment and am willing to give her benefit of the doubt, that she doesn’t want sona to give up her independence.)
haaaaaaye dil bhar gaya meraaaaaaaaaa. i always stan healthy family/platonic relationships in tellywood more than the romance.
idk what made her change like this, but whatever it is, i welcome it and hope it stays like this forever.
i love these two idiots more than life itself.
also lol ajit is such a younger sibling: “bohut gande ho aap yaar!”
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. she gonna prank him into making a damn fool of himself in front of suman.
"mummys ka main favt hoon."
she thinking the same thing as me; lol pls your own mom can barely tolerate you. she likes sona more than she likes you.
har bees second jai mata di. sona, ladka tumhari mummy ko casually milne aa raha hai, mata ki chowki pe nahi.
good lord sis, rishta banne se pehle hi bigad jaana hai. jaise taise your mom has gotten around to liking him, with all these shenanigans........ bhaag ke shaadi karni padegi.
bright kapde. jfc he's gonna use sindhi superstar ranveer singh for outfit inspo, isn't he?!?! bro gonna end up walking in like:
oh sonaaaa, itnaaaa bhi khush mat ho, darrrrrrr lagta hai ki nazar lag jaayegi!!!! *latkaofies nimbu mirchi ka haar around her and rohit*
hey bhagwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, uth gayi.
waaah. kya timing hai.
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SURPRISE ENGAGEMENT?!?!?! TOO SOON!!!! TOO FUCKING SOON!!!!!!! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU ROHIT?!?!?!?!?!
oh jesussssss. this one is out and about and headed straight to sippy mansion.
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how the fuck has this fool gotten away with multiple affairs if he's this bad at sneaking around? lol, what a loser.
"tu iss waqt yahaan?”, he asks his brother standing in front of his own damn house. mensa candidate of the year, this one.
"main bohut confused hoon."
"aaaah. join the gang."
lol. idiocy runs in the sippy genes.
"karne KUCH gaya tha; ho kuch AUR hi gaya." trollolololol i am really enjoying this.
HEY. NO. YOUR THING IS NOT LIKE HIS THING, YOU LYING, CHEATING MANWHORE.
not so subtle warning that rohit will absolutely not stand for fuckery within marriage.
"loyal hoon main." yeah, to your dick maybe.
YES THE SCENE I HAVE BEEN WAITING MOST FOR.
yessssssssssss sumannnnnnnnn, go offffffff ma.
woooooooop. i'm not for hitting your kids irl, but tellywood mein chalta hai. especially when your crotch-goblin, like this one here, really deserves it.
also lmao, suman ne aisa lagaaya ki pari got sent to the shadow realm.
waah kya safaai se jhoot bolti hai even under the influence. she’ll make a fantastic actor!
i mean she's not wrong, and suman needed to hear it that she can't be controlling grownass adults, but i also feel like this is just gonna go on to reinforce suman's belief that controlling a kid's life makes a good girl like sona, whereas giving free rein creates this kinda monster.
lo gir gayi.
BITCH DON'T YOU TOUCH PULKI LIKE THAT.
suman's chickens have come home to roost. isse kehte hain karma.
this is his romantic life analysis spot. whenever something momentous happens regarding his relationship status, it's on this balcony.
lmaooooooooo he really cannot close his eyes anymore without having a powerpoint slideshow of sona run.
askdjhsajfhaskjdfhdskfhjk
ofc his alter ego is a SMUGGER bastard than he is.
"tv nahi dekhte ho na, iss liye. apni sona se pooch lo; usne toh badi badi problems solve kiye hain, apne aap se baat karke." bwahahahahahahaha.
"don't! overreact!" HELLO KETTLE, THIS IS POT, YOU'RE BLACK.
alter ego is not only smugger, but also bougier; the deliberate, accented mispronunciations of the dramatic hindi words like "dhoka". i can't stop cackling like an insane person.
"itni simple si baat samajh mein nahi aati tumhe? doctor kisne banaaya?"
"bohut hi rude ho yaar!"
AB SAMJHE????? KI TUMSE NIPATNA KITNAAAAAAAAAA MUSHKIL HAI??? KABHI KHUD KO BHI SEH LIYA KARO, JAISE BAAKI KARTE HAIN.
"tumhara hissa hoon na, rude toh hoonga hi!" askldjksjlskjfdsfj
alter!rohit is so much smarter. can we have him instead of this other fool?
omfg is he comparing raima to a plant? rude.
"kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki raima nahi, tum coma mein ho."
gotdamn. this one dropping truth bombs like an american drone over a brown country with oil reserves.
"sirf rearview mein dekh ke gaadi nahi chala sakta koi. ayeeee, tumhe toh gaadi chalaani nahi aati." LMAOOOO OMG THE WAY ALTER!ROHIT IS ROASTING HIM.
alter!rohit is like bohut ho gayi bakchodi, i have a life unlike you, soooo.... chalo rapid fire.
"fiqar hoti hai uski?"
"of course, haan."
"apne aap se zyaada?"
"ABSOLUTELY." my god the conviction with which he said that!!!!!! rohit, you absolute moppet.
lo ji, ho gaya issue ka samaadhaan.
"i love sonakshi????????"
lmaoooooooooo the dramatic asshole, echoing "accept it! enjoy it! accept it! enjoy it!"
mum-daughter bonding timeeeeee!
"nashe mein hi sahi, lekin bilkul sahi baat boli hai woh. woh meri sona nahi hai."
HALLELUJAH! FINALLLLLLLLLLLLY. SONA KI KEEMAT BADH GAYI HAI ISS HOUSEHOLD MEIN!
lmao pari take zimmedaari for the house. ho hi chuka.
protip to all girls, via sona and tt: marry a dude who makes your family a priority, instead of subscribing to that shaadi ke baad, sasuraal hi tumhara ghar hai bullshit.
ooooooooh, mummy has prepared for eventuality that rohit will be the ladka.
aankh milaake toh bolo, saaf saaf dikh raha hai ki jhoot bol rahi ho.
mummy knows best. also i like how she said "emotionally involve". it's more accurate for what's happening here than just "pyaar".
notice how she specified that sona should end it *IF* it's "ek tarfa pyaar". not the same tune she was singing an hour ago about never marrying sona off to a sindhi.
WHERE HAS THIS SORTED, PRAGMATIC, YET LOVINGLY STERN SUMAN BEEN ALL THE TIME?!?!?!? I HAVE WANTED TO SEE HER FOR MONTHSSSSSS NOWWWWWWW. THANK YOU BAPPA KE AAP JAATE JAATE YEH DE GAYE!
yup. end this shittttttttttttttttt. good call. get some me-time; ask star plus to send parvati off to switzerland like they did prerna. aaraam se ghoom phir ke aana.
look at this cheesyass mfer.
"i love sona."
ohhhhhhhhhh boy.
JFC SHE'S..... VERY ANNOYING.
.... this is 4 years back right??? why is she dressed like aishwarya in action replayy, like it’s the 70s????
ugh ok i don't like her immature ass. is she the same age as rohit? max 2 - 3 saal choti hogi? why she acting like a fucking teenager?
arre waaaaaah, coma gave her ESP, she knows that rohit's moving on without her permission.
i propose a steel cage death match: the annoying senguptas. raima and her mom fight to the death so that we have to tolerate only ONE of their annoying asses in the show instead of both.
guess tanaaz is off to shoot something else?
small mercies: akash is finally over his petty little grudge with nishi.
is the rest of the episode just this??? saying bye to nishi????
ouff fwding.
"agar tumne roya, toh tumhe airport drop karne suman rastogi aayegi." lmaoooooooooooo i love yk.
oh hooooooooo, new watch.
ouff shut up naren.
mummy is having a shipper moment.
lol look how happy she is. and his face, knowing that she already knows what's in it.
the music is too sappily senti, middle class types, for a super rich dude putting on a watch that costs a minimum of 5 lakhs.
purest mom. so much softness between the two of them. ugh i wanna squish them both in to a nice hug sandwich.
LMAO WHAT, SAMUNDAR MEIN PHENK DI???? ISKE BEECH TU BEACH KAB GAYA?????????????
"chariyo! aath laakh ki ghadi thi!!!!!!!!!!!"
aslfkdjdlfjdslfjdslk i am veena. BITCH OLX NAAM KI BHI KOI CHEEZ HOTI HAI.
i don't really think he threw it away. he's just doing it to get a rise out of his mom, the brat.
but also my question is this; raima looks to be from a pretty middle class family, and she wanted to be an air hostess. HOW THE FUCKKKKKKK DID SHE AFFORD A WATCH THAT COSTS EIGHT FUCKING LAKHS?!?!?
no i have no such advice for you. jo plan hai, woh achcha hai. friend-zone his ass for a while.
"yeh naatak sirf naatak nahi hai, taqleef hone lagi hai mujhe." ouch. my poor girl.
lol pulki wants internship with rohit. great. WILL YOU PPL LET THIS POOR GIRL LET GO OF THIS GUY?!!?
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either sonakshi ran her the fuck over, or raima too is a KPK fan, even though she's been in a coma for the whole duration of its run. SUCH IS THE POWER OF PARVATI!
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gosh, every girl deserves a mother in law like veena. saas ho toh aisi ho, warna na ho.
mummy is well aware that Raja Beta is a handful.
mild resentment feelz i am having that she expects sona to put up with that and fix her son.
ouff, i don't like this aunty. like i sympathize with the character and all, but......... her acting annoys me.
also her hatred for rohit better warrant some actual fault by him, like making a fatal mistake while operating (that a surgeon of his level should have known better than to do.) yeh nahi ki she's just mad at him for a random medical happenstance that he couldn't actively avoid.
lol nishi is suchhhhhhhh a jalkukdi. whatever stereotypical auntiness is missing from veena, koot koot ke ismein bhari hai.
yk's wry smile is everything.
yk reppin #teamSonakshi.
nishi is like oh helllll naah, not in my bedroom! this is a sonakshi-free zone!!!!!!!
askkkk her yk, ask her!
god nishi you are so elitist.
of course i'm not for sona being put to work at the age of 12, but maybe that's the only option suman had in order to raise the family on her own? it's not morally right, but then survival tactics rarely ever are.
oh ho, yk reminding her that he isn't from a family that is exactly comparable to hers either.
yeah, i find this especially disingenuous, coz nishi was grumbling about sonakshi not being sindhi, and yk isn't either? (isn't his surname kapoor or kumar or something?) why is she applying all these cut-off qualifications to rohit's spouse when she didn't while choosing someone to marry herself?
yup, typical desi hypocrisy, ki jawaab nahi hai toh incredulous topic change.
she's so easily distracted, like a magpie.
ugh.
nosy chachu yahaan bhi taang adaa rahein hain. but for once i welcome it. adaao idhar, please adaao! aur iski moti akal ko thikaane lagao pls!
lol ajit, you know they're faking and you're still shipping them. i love you, you idiot. you are truly this fandom’s in-show proxy.
ajit family ka game show host bhi hai. waah, mera multi-talented chutku!
lmao rohit's face knowing badi mumma is gonna choose them.
sonakshi's bitchface of the night #5.
oh god suman ko call to get permission for her to stay later, ffs, she a grown woman, could you stop calling her mom like she's a 7 year old over at your place for a play date????
ajit tu pitega. aaj bhi pitega.
ohhhhh newlywed's game haiiiiiiii.
relationship mein clarity in dono ko khud nahi hai, aap logo ko kya dikhayenge?
first question about gussa.
rohit, honestly, how fucking dare you???????
also this moment has the same energy as........
joke i forever love: someone angrily screaming that they do not get angry.
............ i don't think the sippys get how to play this game. if one of them says "woh", the other is supposed to agree and say "main". this is them contradicting each other at every question.
did rohit hold up "main" for the forgiveness question?
"lekin rohit toh kissi ko asaani se maaf karta nahi."
uh yeah, easy forgiveness is for small shit like not renewing her license or feeding him karela or something. NOT FOR CHEATING ON HIS MOTHER AND HAVING A WHOLEASS LOVECHILD THAT YOU GOT ADOPTED INTO THE FAMILY. (the audacity of men, is2g.)
oufffffffff. yk coming in with a heavyyyyyyy one: "tum dono mein se zyaada pyaar kaun karta hai?"
pffffffffffft. both should have put up "main", then it would have been hort-crushingly romantic. i iz disappoint.
(also rohit ne sonakshi ko abhi se easy liya hua hai???? he at least should have put up "main" since he's the one pretending to be so in love with her????? hmph.)
ugh. don't care. i don't care about any of this nonsense until raima actually wakes the fuck up.
my question is, itniiiiiii gracious aur wholesome family mein rohit aur nishi kaise paida ho gaye?
cutesttttttttttt. i love her soooooo much.
i guess ravi bhaiyya is that trusted, if they're discussing this in front of him??? we're absolutely sure he won't go spill to vimmi????
sona is honestly too good for anyone in this damn show. a whole different planet itself for my queen! it shall have only puppies and kittens and kids below the age of 12; other pure beings who can never hurt her heart of solid gold.
yup, canon-confirmed that ravi bhaiyya is trustworthy. so it’s sona/ravi/ajit/mom, in terms of rohit’s secret-keeping inner circle.
ohhhhhhhhhh great. raima's gonna be in some hospital in mumbai. asdlkjfdslkflsdkj lord, why?????
oh thank god, he didn't see Angry Friend.... Hitesh? Ritesh? some "itesh", imma just call him Angry-tesh from now on.
ouff this aunty's acting is intolerable cruelty.
phew.
also, metaphor samajh rahe ho aap? raima’s gonna appear outta nowhere, literally come in between them, but then slip away off to her intended destination (wherever that may be), so roankshi can ultimately unite.
ouffffff, too much deep meaning nikaal diya maine traffic situation mein se.
ouff too cute, end of first date type squishy smiles.
"itna sudharaa hua dr. surgeon mujhe digest nahi hoga."
ugh, she a masochist, like all other tellywood girls. sis, learn to accept and expect respectful, good behaviour from men. have some fucking standards, pls.
oh boy samaaj seva type rambling.
... which has given rohit a social justice waala boner.
(the only boner we all should be having in these dark times. in 2k19 we only fuck with people who are into radical compassion and equal rights for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"kitni alag ho tum.... raima se."
ughhhhhh, had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
ok but if raima was so hyper and restless, then how did she calm bad boy rohit down???? does not compute.
"woh jitni restless thi, tum utni suljhi hui."
god, this fucker has no sense on what to say when. literally no one in any situation ever wants to be compared to an ex, rohit. esp. one that you're so painfully hung up on. and that's what sona's face is screaaaaaaming.
lol ok sona that's a dumb question. a really dumb question. you know why.
jesus h. christ will someone please get this man to therapy?????? fucking hell, y'all own a damn hospital, surely you have SOMEONE in there who can help??????? fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
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ugh starting itself with rohan/pari???? no. absolutely not. fuckkkkkkkk offffffffffffff.
lol ofc nishi is one of those women who picks hangry arguments with her husband about the chand not coming out.
yk ne rohit ka bhanda phod diya. the only thing he asked of you was to not let anyone know he was at the kewalramanis! (oh and also pretend to be his gay partner from hereon, but there seemed to be no secrecy around that.)
akash is back to being a goddamn pain in the butt.
also he kinda looks like a menacing lump of upma today. the kind i don't like, with tons of veggies in it.
"propose"???? could you ppl calm your fucking tits, my god. at this rate you’ll be picking out names for the babies by next week.
snort. ofc.
"officially"???? abhi se grahpravesh karvaayenge kya uska?????
oh boy. thodaaaa zyaada hi suhaagan. she looks right out of a karwachauth mahaepisode.
rohit is right in his distress. yeh kyaaaaa hai???
(but also, he slipped in a compliment about how nice she was looking at the kewalramanis!)
literally what the hell, sona? SHAGUN?!?!?!?!?! you didn't even wanna do this whole drama in the first place for more than one night and now you're here with shagun??????????? oyyyy veyyyyy.
"main sonakshi se pyaar karta hoon! parvati se nahi."
lol packup karwa diya shagun waale bechaaro ka.
simple aur classy. we have an idea of dr. sippy's aesthetics now. (and it seems to be the exact opposite of how every woman in his family dresses.)
she can't change all this without sunita. but why fear when dr. sippy is here!!!!
ASLKJDFDLSKJFLKSJFKS ROHIT, GIVE A BITCH SOME WARNING. AND I MEAN ME, NOT SONA, BUT I’M SURE SHE WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED A HEADS-UP TOO, BEFORE YOU PLANTED YOUR LIPS RIGHT UP ON HER NECK.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
"tum jaao, mujhe change karna hai."
"nahi."
sksksksksksk whut, dr. sippy kuch zyaada hi involve ho rahe ho is drame mein?
(but also, i feel like he spoke out of impulse, and then came up with what followed as a cover up?)
all an elaborate ruse to get her to open her hair! *deeeeeep happy sighhhhhhhhhh*
btw, sona is a little tooooooo obliging haan? khud bhagwan bhi neeche aake tell me to wash my hair on a day it's not scheduled, and i'd tell him the most adamant NO. and my hair is muchhhhh shorter than hers.
alsdkjalsdkjlasd he’s gawking at her to ‘ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga....’ DR. SIPPY, YOU A GONERRRRRRR.
he can't talk!!!!!!!!!!!! his mouth is moving, but there’s nothing coming out!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's literally speechless!!!!!!!! rohit sippy, who has a wiseass remark for EVERYTHING, cannot muster up the words!
YAS BOY, YOU GIVE MY QUEEN THE RESPECT AND APPRECIATION SHE DESERVES!!!!!!!!!
his voice legit got deeper when he said "sonakshi" and i died 3 times and came back to life. oufffffffffff.
yes, love my girl! love her good!!!!
ouff nishi. why such a regina george?
veena and tanya to the rescue.
waise tanya is perfectly adorable. wtf is rohan’s problem????? fucking loser.
(un)intended parallel that the moon appeared as soon as sonakshi did?
lmao buckle up rohit, it's going to be a long night of these stinkfaces.
ohhhhhh boy, isse pooja bhi karwayenge. it's her first visit you guys, can you stop overwhelming her like this????
lol stinkface #2 and 3 in quick succession.
ugh nishiiiiiiiii.
god i love veena for not buying into that apshagun nonsense and overreacting. *kisses her hands*
stinkface #4. god, fuck you rohit; majaaaal hai jo tum kuch bhi karo, yun commentary pass karne ke alaava.
yk Knows. i honestly love him. i think he’s in the ajit/veena tier for me in fav characters after ronakshi.
ok it was cute at first, but now it's bordering on annoying on how vimmi keeps referring to sona as "parvati". like the worshiping and all can still be funny, but come on, call her by her real name!
ajit is so rudra singh oberoi, unwilling to give up claim to bhaiyya to new bhaabi (even one that he himself chose!)
blah blah blah blah.
yeah this tradition i can get behind. feeding each other, nom nom nom.
lol vimmi made bharwa karela specially for sona.
ok this karela looks more burnt than bharwa though.
"meri baari hai na?" hahahaha mauka pe chauka.
the family's faces!!!!!!!1
lol what a brat.
nosy chachu ko sonakshi ki bhi saari info chahiye.
omg vimmi shush!
god, she's so damn wholesome.
oh great everyone's making weird faces at the 10th grade padhai thing.
rohit's reassuring blink is all she needs though.
naren asking the real questions; “tumhe rohit kaise pasand aa gaya??”; coz queen, you can honestly do so much better.
ajit adding some science waala funda about opposites attract and all. as if he had NOTHING to do with all this.
passive aggressive papad crumbling/eating as a warning.
ugh rohan tumhe main sau chaantein na lagaoon? chup raho pls. beghairat.
mummy wholeheartedly approves of sona. aur kyaaaaaaa chahiye?
oh right, bua ka bhi approval. sigh, we are desi, afterall. kuladevata se lekar watchman/maali tak ka NOC chahiye hota hai yahaan pe shaadi karne ke liye.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. raima is in mumbai. aaaand rohit might have come upon her?
ugh, i'm not ready for this yetttttttttt. let her go be in chandigarh for a while, during which my ronakshi can get a little closer!!!!! i need angst, proper angst whenever this raima track actually does come up!
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delayed the fuck outta watching this coz i know half of the ep is just the suman/nishi faceoff. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE FOR OK??????
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phones exchange ho gaye!!!!!
look at her fond smile at "maa da laadla"!
lolololololol.
this is suchhhhhhhhhhh a couple fight.
oh sona, 0000 passcode. honestly.
why doesn't she turn the notifications off??????? how does she get any peace of mind????
ughhhhhhhhhhh, she is so damn cute.
lol sona, doosro ke phone mein jhaankna, buri baaaaaat. (she's hoping for raima pics, isn't she?)
pffft, it's probably 72462 - "RAIMA".
"jhooti hi sahi par tumhari girlfriend toh hoon na? de sakte ho!"
oh my heart, the smile that lit up on his face!!!!!!!! BITCH, YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
071190 - 7th november, 1990? kiska bday hai?????
OMFG IT'S HER BDAY?!?!??!?!?!?? TF ROHIT, NO ONE PUTS A CASUAL FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY AS THEIR PASSCODE, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO KID????? FUCK, HE’S IN OVER HIS DAMN HEAD ALREADY.
askldjasjdlaskjdlaskj just marry already!!!!!!
she's so touched, she'll probably not snoop.
tanya was already drunk when rohan/pari entered, now toh she's 4 levels past that.
ughhhhhhhhhhh, you both suck.
"single ladkiyaan jo chahe kar sakti hain. it depends on married men ki woh kitna khud ko control kar sake."
well, we’ve gotten her philosophy towards this whole thing. she's gonna wash her hands right off this when it all comes in the open.
god he's so gross. does your wife agree and consent to this pyaar baatna waala habit of yours? no? THEN FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF. waste fellow.
great. tanya is out and rohan's gonna drop pari. i do not feel good about this.
lol nishi is back on her soapbox.
yk valiantly trying to be the voice of reason but.......... nope.
she's not wrong though. she's a good observer, that she caught sona was acting cagey.
oh boy, veena toh is ready to hand over saari jeevan poonji to sonakshi.
her joy on getting sona as a bahu though? too adorable.
you two are just so sweet and happy together. ugh naren, if only you weren't a lying cheater.
how this guy gets girls with such bad game, idk. zero intellectual stimulation. dumbass frat bro personality. would never, ever work on any of the girls *i* know.
oh sis, noooooooooo. baby girl, whyyyyyyyyy?
yeah, this isn’t a “friendly” hug at all.
this fucking dog.
(but oh boy, i feel like this is foreshadowing that he'll genuinely fall in love with pari maybe? lord i hope not. it’s gross af, in multiple ways.)
tussle over eating anda on shubh din. kahaani har (non-veg khaane waale hindu) ghar ki, kahaani ghar ghar ki.
ohhhhhhhhhhh boy nishi gave suman's appointment away based on ronakshi's lie. re devaaaaaaaaaaaa.
god she's so stinking cute.
study tips from dr. surgeon.
“waise meri biology kaafi achchi hai.”
i would sure to heck hope so. you shouldn’t be cutting into ppl otherwise.
i mean, i did want him to teach her biology, but i must admit i had something else in mind entirely.
"toh kya hua, saath padhke phir seekh lenge."
WHY IS HE SO CHARMINGGGGG?!?!!?!?! AND NOT IN A FAKE WAY EITHER (*side-eye at rohan*), IN A COMPLETELY SINCERE MANNER. HOW TF IS A GIRL NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL FOR THIS SHIT????
THIS IS SUCH A JANE AUSTEN THING, WHERE THE GUY WANTS TO ACTUALLY SAY "I CARE ABOUT YOU, I THINK I LOVE YOU" BUT INSTEAD ASKS ABOUT HER FAMILY INSTEAD.
"sonakshi, pyaar mein chote-mote jhoot chalte hain."
uhhhhhhhhhhhh, kaunsa pyaar? you're just pretending, remember? ghar-ghar khelte khelte bhool gaye ho kya?
sona’s face is saying so much. she knows he’s saying all these things unintentionally, not exactly knowing what he’s implying. she Knows, and she’s trying to will her heart into staying strong and not fall for the words.
ohhhhhhhhh boy. aunty, you just had an angioplasty, pls calm the fuck down.
lmao mangal aur sukar ki dasha.
oh god nishi Knows. she's gonna blow this all up to heck.
damn, people skillz toh hain. kabil-e-tareef.
LMAO NOW SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT RAHUKAAL.
my godddddddddd, masterful how nishi's not giving out any new info or lying, but completely conveyed her point to suman. if only she used her skills for good and not evil.
yeh phenka shaadi waala bomb aur dhamaaaakaaaaaaaaa!
omg nishiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. staaaaaaaahp.
this is legit me during any spoken conversation that lasts more than 3 minutes. information overload and the fervent need to go home and lie down.
face off between sassy mummies.
oh lord. make it stop. this is all going to be a hugeass disaster.
the only way it can only be made worse if raima, her annoying mom, and those two annoying friends, all came into the pooja/party jauntily tap-dancing.
damn nishi is a petty but classy bitch. but so damn petty.
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guess who’s back???
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this is honestly such a dumb contrived situation. surely there must be some kinda mechanism to turn this thing off from the display panel on it. or at least pull out those two pipe thingies and break it????
suman's heart is gonna give up by the end of this week. hope rohit has some free time in his schedule to fix it for her.
ouff what is with the overly dramatic closeups??? this some 2004 kasamh se kinda bs.
badi mumma knows ki ab bas bappa hi sahara.
can't take this nonsense seriously only.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
bappa also looking like kyaaaaa nonsense chal raha hai re, pls visarjan kar bhi do mera, i can't handle this kinda bs.
"main abhi aaya." lol ok i don't think she's going anywhere for a while, rohit.
why does he keep telling everyone to breathe? like, thanks for the pro-tip oh mighty learned one. without you reminding them, they wouldn't know that inhalation and exhalation was essential to being alive.
you're a doctor. can you administer sensible first aid instead of just shaking her like this and exhorting her to breathe or not give up? like give her cpr or something.
god this episode is TOOOOOOO dramatic.
blah blah news, blah blah sonakshi innocent, blah blah thank god.
veena, i wouldn't be so sure if i were you. your son is acting real stupid rn, just screaming and shaking an unconscious sona.
"aisa mat karo APNE rohit ke saath. dekho main bilkul akela pad gaya hoon tumhare bina."
LMAO WHAT????? HE HAD TO LITERALLY SAY ‘WHAT WOULD PARVATI DO?’ TO GET AN IDEA OF HOW TO HANDLE THE SITUATION?!?!!?!?!?!? COMMON SENSE NAAM KI CHEEZ NAHI HAI TUMHE????
rohit what the fuck could you please calm the fuck down???!??!?!?
lmaoooooooooooo oh boy. rohit's been watching some oldass bolly movies. or even naamkarann on hotstar.
i hate the media in tellywood. weird intrusiveass fucks.
thanks to @mridhu7 i cannot see anything but Queen Ant from A Bug's Life when badi mumma appears on screen anymore.
badi mumma ready to blow these insolent fucks all up.
oh ho yk, let her! this is none of their business!!!!!!!! let BM fuck. them. upppppppp.
.............. it would have been nice to take pooja's consent before giving this feminist lecture? like, at least ask her?!??!? she's just standing there all stricken.
mere do do baap! mere do do baap!
WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING ALL THIS TO THE MEDIA???? NOBODY OWES THEM FUCKALL!?!?!? LIKE... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PPL????
this poor kid, honestly. everyone around her sucks other than sonakshi.
oh now mr. crush the patriarchy is all LET'S ALL TALK OUT LOUD ABOUT THE MISFORTUNES THAT BEFALL OUR GIRLS. literally 1/2 an hour ago he was all "this controversy isn't worth it...."
finally, pooja gets a say in all this. literally who cares about anyone's opinion in this matter other than pooja and sonakshi's????
suman's like woh sab toh theek hai, BUT WHERE THE HECK IS MY DAUGHTER, YOU FUCKS??????? YOUR SON HAS SPIRITED HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
how they sleeping so comfortable with all those chamkeele clothes digging into them????
she admiring the view like mmmmhmmm, and then pushes him away, after taking her own sweet time. #relatable.
"tum aur main, main aur tum.... EK HO GAYE SONA."
firstly, "sona"!!!!!!! squeeeeeee. i've been waiting for him to call her sona!!!
but ouff this stupidass ddlj prank. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT'S RAPEY AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL. NONSENSE.
the appropriate response to it is what either what kavya does in humpty sharma, or what avni does in nk. which is punkkkkkk these fuckers right back.
"aadmi hoon. behak gaya." pfffffffft.
like has this prank worked on literally any desi girl after ddlj came out????????
OH SONA, STOP CRYING.
"main handsome hoon. tum BHI sundar ho."
bitch check yourself, she's 1000x prettier than you and out of your damn league.
jawaani ka josh, it seems. this fool who's literally the spirit of a grumpy 200 year old uncle in the body of 32 year old, is talking about "jawaani ka josh".
this “jawaani ka josh” and “kaali ghani raat” phrasing is truly the most upsetting part of this conversation.
stupidass fucker.
"ddlj kisne nahi dekhi?!"
"par..... jawaani ka josh! sona!” trollolololol
yeah you deserve to be beaten with a random danda she finds.
haaaaaaaaaye.
i like jovial rohit who does silly pranks like pretending to drop her into the stream below, not the idiot who pretends to have had sex with an unconscious woman.
"it was a medical requirement. zyaada khush mat ho." he says in a dry tone, while he gently pushes her hair off her face. son, who is fooling themselves in this sitch here???? it’s certainly not her.
so she's just....... casually sitting in his lap huh? like you do, with “just friends”.
bro, are you even trying a little to maintain this “friends” wala facade, or have we moved right on to the 6 months married phase?
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raima apparently reacts to no stimulus other than rohit’s name. her mother should be thrillllled.
seems like nishi's finally on team ronakshi!!!!!! about fucking timeeee!
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starting off itself with this mataji. nahi chahiye.
raima's baba is also in the picture. why he living somewhere separately from the mom and comatose daughter?
mumbai is such a bloody big city???? honestly, she's acting like it's an apartment complex and rohit is the watchman, ki uska saamna kiye bagair ghus hi nahi sakte.
oh boy, sapiens3 se karenge treatment.
ughhhhhhhhhhh every minute i have to watch her makes me want to claw my skin off.
AUNTY AAP DECIDE KARLO AAP KO KYA PYAARI HAI, BETI KI JAAN YA ROHIT KA CHEHRA NA DEKHNA. god, honestly.
raima already giving all of us the middle finger.
oh boy, this girl just doesn't learn. he just compared you to his ex and you're still floating around on heart shaped clouds. come the fuck on, sona.
normally i would get mad at suman, but today i feel like this conversation was needed to shake some sense into sona.
god desis and their shaadi obsession. na raaton ko neend, na din ko chain, till the fruit of their loins is bound in holy matrimony.
i live for these tiny, casual, unscripted moments of bromance!
oh god janmaastami par bhi naach gaana karte hain yeh log.
rohan/tanya are hellbent on making yk leave his marketing job to become full-time family function singer.
yeh kaisa surprise hua??? one, you already told everyone, and two...... it's not even a.... ok chodo. won’t nitpick.
EVEN IF THIS WAS A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP ROHIT'S OBJECTIONS ARE 100% VALID. i would fucking freak if i had to meet my S.O.'s 60 thousand relatives any time before the wedding.
for once ajit is talking sense and helping rohit out, instead of adding to his problems.
ouffffffff veeeeeeeeena. i know you're desperate to get a bahu but calm down!
i love these two idiots so much.
good lord veena toh just needs an excuse to get sona to come over.
this time i'm on nishi's side. roz roz kya function pe sonakshi ko bulaana???
lmao look at these idiots’ faces as they watch the drama.
omfg akash shut the fuck up. your thing isn't even related to the matter at hand? kuch bhi. #teamNishi
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, yk! #weStanAGoodMan
no rohit! do not trust your enthu cutlet mom with this!
aw, why did they cut yk holding nishi's hand to persuade her, from the frame??!!!! i wanna see their middle-aged marital cuteness!
ugh back to raima's mummy. *applies calamine lotion on the hives already rising up on my arms at the sight of her*
YES PLS LET DR. DIMPY HANDLE IT. PLS.
oh god veena. bhoot ki tarah aise kyun mandaraaa rahi ho?????? i love you, i do, but you need to give your grownass kid some goddamn space.
i am rohit.
ok yk but back when you were wooing nishi some 20-25 years ago, mumbai traffic ka bhi toh yeh haal nahi tha? why do ppl forget all that when they start reminiscing about the good old days?
trollololololol.
lmao sona's freaked out seeing his weirdass smile.
awwwwww mummy waali bonding. cute cute cute.
jfc veena went and liked every single pic of sona's on insta.
"yeh mat kehna ki meri mom tumhe mujhse zyaada pasand karti hai."
"mujhe toh lagta hai!" haha she's sooooo cuteee.
ugh. look at this pint-sized homewrecker getting all excited to go mess around with a married man.
hey wardrobe, would it kill y'all to give her a dress that fits? the shoulder of her dress is literally falling off.
what is today, opposite day? i'm agreeing more with suman and kinda annoyed with veena.
hahahahahahhaha ravi ka tanka bhid gaya sunita ke saath!
lol the contrast in their expressions.
rohit ravi ka baap hai kya, jo aisa bhadak raha hai? teri khud ki love life toh hai nahi, usse bhi nahi banane dega, manhoos?
sona is the mosttttttttt wholesome.
"haan jao. gaadi bhi le jao! main bus mein chala jaoonga!"
sona jaisi boss ho, warna na ho.
haaaye, the graceful sass with which she shut him down.
"bilkul biwi waala rob dikha rahi ho."
a moment of shiny eyes.
and this fucker blows it all up to shit.
ROHIT YOU ASSHOLE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS PURE BEAN.
oh god i really do not care for this party of try-hards.
tanya does NOT deserve this bullshit. she's a sweet girl who's being massively fucked over by these absolute douchewaffles.
i have never seen anyone THIS excited for a game of rummy, of all things.
today in cishet men are the fucking grossest.
oh boy, the baby stories are coming out.
uncle really went there, and rohit is giving him suchhhhhh a "just fucking try me, pops. i WILL fuck you up." look.
sona noticed what literally everyone in the house has overlooked for god-knows-how-many decades.
baby bro to the rescue. *pats his floofy head*
but also threatening to out some secrets.
this is the big scandalous secret? that he wears socks to sleep? pft.
lol sippy family ka menu toh ab sona ke pasand/naapasand ke hisaab se decide hoga.
god she came all the way here and now has to go all the way back to goregaon for dinner. you sippys need to give her some damn breathing room. or a flat here in SoBo.
"............ kal phir??"
god i am practically dying from second hand empathy for her. bhagwan dushman ko bhi aise roz back-to-back social engagements na de.
lol nishi's glee at suman not being able to come.
oh god veena, make like elsa and LET IT GO. HONESTLY.
"aa jao please. hum sab ko achcha lagega."
BRO WHUT....... SUBAAH HI TOH YOU DIDN’T WANT HER TO COME. AND NOW YOU'RE........ honestly, stop being such a selfish twat. what, she can't possibly have plans of her own for janmaashtami?? seedha seedha bol bhi nahi raha that YOU want her to come, taake she feels happy about it, and not pressured into it for the sake of this drama. god i hate men and their inability to articulate their feelings.
and suman was right, sona is too emotionally soft and koi bhi just takes faayda of it.
bless yk for making her feel welcome and wanted (since a certain somebody else, didn’t.........)
oh god she wants mahaepisode type celebrations.
yeh sunke rohit ka sanskaari ‘omg mere family se kitna ghul-mil gayi hai!’ boner jaag utha.
uhhhhhhhhh, you work like.... 16 hour shifts, how the hell you gonna do these arrangements, that too in SOMEONE ELSE'S house, that’s like 3 hours away from your own????
lmao i really relate with nishi today. they need to write her more like this, wry and caustically polite, mostly keeping her no-holds-barred thoughts to herself/yk.
um, set ki art director ko set pe kaam nahi hai kya, that she'll come here and decorate your nakli boo-thang's house for a pooja???
lol big time mood, nishi. forever and ever.
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great, time for a big ib-esque "family meeting".
deepa chachi knows that rohan is out doing some gochi.
lo ji maharaj rohit padhaar rahein hain.
naren asking pertinent question.
OH HE DOESN'T LIKE BEING ASKED THOSE HUH????
"dost"???? OH IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE, ROHIT??????? maybe sanjivani ka sid learnt this "just friends" bs (about a girl he wants to make out with) from dr. sippy here.
veena wants to know who will be her bahu.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK ROHIT.
I AM AJIT. AJIT IS ME. ROHIT I SWEAR TO GODDDDD.......
time for veena to invoke 'meri aankhon mein dekh ke bolo' clause.
ROHIT YOU STUPIDASSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ajitttttttttttttttt et tu brutus??!?!?!?!
yessssss badi mumma. telllll him off!!!!!
pooja is taking this especially hard.
yk the wise Knows. and he's on sonakshi's side.
please, you're not sorry. and this bs isn't a good reason for whatever the fuck you're doing. AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR STORY YET AGAIN AND PIVOT BACK TO LOVING SONAKSHI??!?!? WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA BELIEVE YOU?? OR HER???? GOD DUDE, YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING DISASTER.
naren i swear to god i will fucking kill you first.
OH NO CHANGE OF PLANS, ROHIT GETS KILLED FIRST FOR NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO SHUT NAREN UP AS HE TALKS SHIT ABOUT SONAKSHI. YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE AND LISTENING TO THIS?????? HARAAMI INSAAN.
how the fuck is she “pampering” him!?!? FIRST OFF, HE IS A GROWNASS 32 YEAR OLD MAN. SECONDLY, BEING EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE TO YOUR CHILD IS CALLED “GOOD PARENTING” NOT “PAMPERING”, YOU...... CONTRIBUTOR OF DNA ONLY.
ew rohan pari, fwding.
hein? pulkit's back already???????
aaj toh pakda hi jaaye rohan kameena.
ouff, phooti kismat.
veena toh haath dhoke peeche padh gayi hai.
yesssss, ask him, kyun li nayi ghadi!?!?!?! BOL KUTTE, BOL!!!!!!! KYUN CHANGE KI WATCH?
veena is me. i am veena.
wow, yeh kaunsa super professional medical technique hai??? issi liye rakha hai kya isse yahaan ghar pe?
is this how he cures all his patients???? by spooning with them???
SUMAN IS THE ONLY VALID PERSON IN THIS SHOW, WHO IS ALLOWED TO TALK TO MY SONA.
ugh pariiiiiiiiiii. why are you the fucking worst in every single situation?????
oh ho suman, itna hyperrrrrrrrr na ho. let sona deal with this the way she wants to.
yeh let him come if he wants. yeh kyun jaaye uske peeche????
ouff return of waily music.
kya hua, why is pulkit so shocked at patient in 608????
oh boy why's rohit being called in???
ho kya raha hai????
why did this nurse do chugli and call in rohit, instead of all the other senior doctors already present at the hospital??? including dr. nair who's the one in charge of pulkit?
why's sona here???
stop yelling at pulkit like this!!!!! ALL OF THIS CAN BE SAID IN A CIVIL TONE TOO!!!!! god i hate rudeass ppl the most in the world.
oh god sona, don't get into this now. pulkit is an adult and should handle his workplace shit on his own.
ouffffffff so unpleasant. all of this.
SHE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE FROM GOREGAON TO GIVE KAALA DHAAGA???? SIS...... COME ON.
pulki jab tujhe yeh sab pata tha, then why the fuck did you just barge in there all ishani arora style and start doing whatever the fuck????
oh sona. just go home and go to sleep, i'm begging you.
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oh suddenly he's changed his tune and doesn't care about the past????
THIS YK'S BITCH OF A MOM NEEDS TO BE THROWN OUT FIRST. GOD. KAMEENI AURAT.
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omg this sass queen. i love her. my god, she is all types of goals. the way she's handled this whole thing, fuck, what a badass.
idhar bhi k3g scene chal raha hai. all the parent-child relationships strong af on star plus today (1, 2)
ravi in outright tears here, like a kid who lost his mom in the supermarket.
abhi ke ABHIIIIII pune jaana hai? now we know where rohit gets his impulsiveness from.
lo, poora ghar uth gaya hai. i swear to god i could never survive in a joint fam. having to hang out with like 25 ppl every time something happens, whether good or bad.... what a goddamn nightmare.
sona successfully shaming the dude using his daughter and telling him to never show her his sleazy face again, fucking amaaaaaaazing.
good lord rohit.
ok fwd fwd fwding till she sees it's him. ainvayi mein yeh suspense lamba kheenchna is my pet peeve.
little bit of tellywood irony i absolutely love: every time he loses the watch, it ends up in her hands and leads him to her. mata rani is really beating him over the head with her sign but this idiot is just too dense to see it currently.
ouff phone waale masle.
yes, veena needs to calm down, BUT I HATE WHEN MEN TELL WOMEN TO CALM DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLES, THAT'S HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHILD.
whoops she almost let it slip why he went to pune.
lmao as if naren bhai knows ANYTHING that's happening around here.
my poor sad son. yaaar, heterosexual love is the worst. kya haalat bana rakhi hai bande ne.
apparently pune doctors are loath to get out in this weather. shankar vows to get them to mumbai faster.
ok sona is going into parvati mode.
ouff, iska raima jaap. ab toh nafrat ho gayi hai with the very concept of raima.
lol paani ki bottal nahi hai, medical box nahi hai, kuch bhi nahi hai, toh sona is making patti out of her dupatta and rainwater. a regular macgyver only she is.
finally, she saw the phone!
aaaaaaaaand she dropped it. ouff, i hate contrived drama like this.
full family does not seem to understand the concept of a loved one's intuition when something is wrong. IT'S A REAL THING, YOU EMPATHY-LESS BITCHES.
thank god they finally picked up.
of all those things, bukhaar is the most worrying one? not the chot and the behoshi????
phone dead. this episode is really trying The Fucking Most with me with this bullshit.
CHARGER WIRE BHI NAHI HAI. HAI KYA IS GAADI MEIN, HEIN???? CHAAR PAIYYEN TOH HAI NA???? YA WOH BHI KAHIN PE UTAAR RAKH DIYE??????
seedha MLA ko call. must be nice to be rich and connected.
GREAT, THIS DUMBASS CALLED PRANITI AND SAARA BHAANDA PHOD DIYA. OMG CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT YOU SENTIENT BAG OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS?!?!?!?
idhar inn sabbbbbb ke produced professional melodrame se bhi zyaada drama karne suman aa pohunchi hai.
omfg yes nethra has lost the last fuck she had tonight. YAAAAAAAAAS. TELLLLL HERRRRRRRRRR NETHRAAAAAA.
fuck meeeeee, that was so satisfying. i want sona and nethra to give me personality development lessons coz they are literally the women i want to be when i grow up.
NAREN YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SHUT IT FOR YA
ofc this nosy bastard has to also know why rohit went.
AJIT. MY FAVT SMOL BEAN. BEST SIPPY BOY HAI TU. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY DAMN HEART, KID.
excoose, yk? why you taking nosy akash's side? you think this will get you brownie points with him re: the whole pooja thing? pls. aisa kuch bhi nahi hone waala.
great now rohan is also jumping in. FUCK, DANGAL CHAL RAHA HAI KYA????? ARE THE SIPPYS GONNA START BRAWLING HERE LIKE THE OBROS/VIRANIS??? (@ me but this is the best fucking thing mais has ever made, and i still go and watch it every few weeks and lmao like it's the first time i'm seeing it.)
also why is today's episode so damn long for this faltoo ki bakchodi? i can't handle this much nonsense drama in one day.
my god shut the fuckkkk uppppppppp all of youuuuuuuu i hate you all. ajit/veena, pls gtfo this room full of fucking lunatics.
vimmi is like uhhhhhhh, if any of you dipshits actually cares, just fyi - rohit's reached the hospital.
hein? itniiiiiii serious thi baat? surgery mein ghusaa diya?
oh. stomach pump kar rahein the coz he drank poisonous sharaab. ofc. jo glenfiddich peeta hoga, uski body will obviously reject desi tharra.
ugh i hate you naren.
this relationship means EVERYTHING to me. fucking everything.
oh ho veena, your son is a grownass man of like 35, pls stop taking responsibility for his poor life decisions. hadh hoti hai.
mom is like OMFG SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT RAIMA I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELL AND SOME EMPATHY JFC THANK GODDDDD
sona's like i'm no ACP pradyuman, but your son has Big Time Issues, ma'am. care to explain?
for perhaps the first time in the history of desi moms, one respectfully declines to comment on her kid’s personal shit. my respect for veena just shot waaaaaaaaaaaay up.
air hostess; is that what veena said raima was? my sound was kinda muddy there.
oh shit, no one else knew about raima? but ajit seemed to hint about it the other day, which led rohit to have his Bekhayali Breakdown???
ok they just confirmed all the things we already knew: rohit operated on raima, and is somehow the cause for her being in a coma rn. it was Extremely Stereotypical Bengali Mom that slapped him.
26th september. ohhhhh boy.
OMG JUST TELL US, DID SHE RUN OVER RAIMA OR NOTTTTTTTT?????
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ok sona, kuch zyaaaaaada ho raha hai. maybe go a little easier on the dude, he's been through a lot last night.
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