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mortimer warning. emmett by @okruee transcript under the cut.

BELLA: The macaroons are delicious, Nance!

NANCY: Are they? They taste stale to me.

BELLA: We’ve had six girls show interest so far.

NANCY: That’s two less than last year.

MORTIMER: Oh, the two of you are a sight for sore eyes.

NANCY: What do you want?

MORTIMER: Eliza’s interested in your sorority. She’d like one of your sign up sheets.

BELLA: Oh well—

NANCY: Here.

ELIZA: Thanks

BELLA: Wh—Nance?

NANCY: You can go away now.

MORTIMER: Cheer up, Nancy. It’s supposed to rain next week.

EMMETT: Hi Bella.

BELLA: Hi.

EMMETT: I didn’t hear much from you over the summer. Your number is still the same, right?

BELLA: Oh. Yeah, it is. I’ve just—well, Emmett to tell you the truth I’m seeing someone.

EMMETT: Oh.

BELLA: But we can still be friends! You’re the best date I’ve ever had for the Sigma Spook.

EMMETT: No that’s ok. I—uh, I’m gonna go. See you.

NANCY: Tell me you’re not.

BELLA: What?

NANCY: You know what.

BELLA: I don’t. I just watched you hand a flyer to a redhead, I’m not too sure if you’re in your right mind.

NANCY: There’s no rule against handing out flyers. There is a rule against sleeping with a married man and acting like you’re in a relationship.

BELLA: I’m not doing this with you. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

NANCY: I know he’s probably said something about leaving her. He’s not going to. He’s never going to.

BELLA: Whatever. He loves me.

NANCY: Not enough to be with you properly. He’s my brother, Bella, I know him better than anyone. Cut your losses.

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