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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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Kayden: Hey, protect the kids and put up your own spacial isolation

Kartein: Fuck you, I'm not getting involved in your pointless fight.

Jiwoo & his friends, excitedly waiting to see Kartein’s power: 🤩🤩😮😮

Kartein: ...

Kartein: ... Well I was going to protect our son the kids anyway, so go and destroy this guy already.✨🙄💅✨

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k-dokja · 2 years

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"The audacity of that man!"

You worked to be offended. You really did. But even the ire in your voice was cracked by the laughter threatening to break out. Trying to pretend to be something you weren't didn't bode well for you. It only took three seconds of staying under the duress of Kayden's unimpressed glare for you to break.

Your laughter broke. Then it was joined by Kartein. The two of you made quite the circus of yourselves, laughing at Kayden's expense.

"I cannot believe—" you stopped to wheeze "—I cannot believe he—" again, you wheezed "—he was going to get you a c—" you laughed hard enough to almost fell down the bed, Kayden grabbed you by the neck and dragged you back, only for you to keep laughing at him "—another cat to mate with."

"Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want," Kayden deadpanned, "do me a favour and choke on it, too."

Your laughter sent you to the edge of the bed again. This time, Kartein had managed to recover from his mirth and pushed you back by the head. You rolled around on the mattress and almost died from the sheer hysteria. "He wanted your kittens! I can't believe it, he asked for the Great Kayden for his great babies!"

Kayden slapped his face with a singular paw and wiped down the vexation on his face. But it remained, stuck to his features like glue. "I will kill that man the next time I see him coming around." He growled, fist clenched. "Wanting me to mate with a cat was one thing, but only for the purpose of taking away my spawn? The gall of that old bag."

"That is where your priority lies?" You almost howled with laughter and rolled a bit too close to the edge again in your outburst. Jiwoo stopped you with his palm before you slipped past the edge and nudged you back in. "Worrying about your hypothetical cat-baby instead of I don't know... bestiality?"

"Shut." He grumbled and pressed a paw square to your mouth. It didn't stop you from continuing to shudder with giggles, but his action prevented the noises from alerting everyone within the vicinity. "Wouldn't you be worried if it was your spawn, too?"

You swatted at his hand, freeing your mouth from his constriction. "Ew," you stuck your tongue out at him, "I would never."

Kayden snorted, "Say that when you're in heat."

"In what?" Suddenly, all of your laughter died. You sprung up on all four, eyes wide with anticipation.

That single sign of terror alone was enough for him to grin maliciously. "Don't you know? Female cats suffer heat when they're... in the breeding cycle. You won't be able to stay away then, just you wait."

Immediately, you hopped down the bed and landed on your feet. Your human feet. His taunting spooked you out of the transformation completely. In fact, fear of any lingering feline trait got you scooting straight towards the window, far away from him as possible.

"Don't you dare, you oversized mongrel." You hissed, more aggravated than a threatened cat.

Seeing your scared response was apparently delicious enough for Kayden that he overlooked your insult completely. Instead, he chose to cackle meanly, "No need to be shy, weren't you the one who seek me out in the first place?"

"That was after you got fatally wounded—wait, don't come near me, stay away!" You glared from him, then to Kartein, "you to—wait, never mind, you don't have balls," then glared back at Kayden, "but you, you stay away."

With that, you opened the window and promptly clambered out of the room, never minded that you were on the higher floor of an apartment building.

Jiwoo's eyes followed you nervously, then turned back to his master, "...Will she be okay?"

Kayden only snickered, "Yeah, sure," he said, "she's a big girl, she can take care of herself," then, his cackles got evil again, "but once she's back, I will be here to remind her of this all over again."

As he often did, Kayden came out of this victoriously. However, there was an unsuspecting victim in all of this, he who received the stray blow from the terrified you.

"...Didn't have to bring my balls into this," Kartein muttered sourly.

Though, Kayden didn't care. That was what he got for joining you in the circus, too. Better for you both to know than mess with him now.

#kayden break #kayden break x reader #eleceed #eleceed x reader #fics

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fawntheeleceedsimp · 1 year

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->ATTENTION! THIS IS A ONESHOT<-

《★~Jajangmyeon~★ 》

It's been a hard day. Jiwoo has been training all day, even though it's saturday. His friends were at his place earlier and they had a funny time.

Jisuk started a pillow fight against Subin, while Wooin tried to not get into their little fight. And Jiwoo- well, he was watching them and considering, it was time to intervene. Luckily, noone got hurt. Except Jisuks ego but that wasn't really noteworthy...

After they left, Jiwoo and Wooin (jiwoo really appreciated his help) spent half an hour cleaning the mess up and preparing food for the cats.

While Wooin was cooking some Jajangmyeon, Jiwoo thought about Kayden and Kartein. They said they would be back no later than 10pm. Right now, it was 8:30pm. Should he and Wooin wait for them and eat the plates later? God knows, if they weren't joking as anyways.

But, because both were kind-hearted, they agreed on waiting.

It was pretty late already, when Kartein and Kayden approached Jiwoos house.

"Hey did you think about getting us sum food delivered? I don't wanna prepare something this late, you know", Kartein with a teasing voice. He knew, that Kayden hated it, if someone spoke up his forgetfulness.

And so it was now: "Dude, if you don't shut up, I'll make you shut up"

"Hah, you're so funny-Try me!", he said laughing over Kaydens pissed-looking face.

"Will do. And just to answer your question: No, I didn't. I'm not your servant, just for your information."

Now it was Kartein, who looked pissed. He had probably already dreamed of fresh bulgogi. Well, to his disappointment there wouldn't be any today...

"Whatever, just chill cuz you're looking like something just bugged you. Jiwoo will ask what happened and I'm pretty sure you don't wanna explain why", said Kayden and sighed.

"You know that I hate it when you're right, don't ya?"

Suddenly they both stopped, looking at Jiwoos flat right in front of them. Everything seemed peaceful...but. But the light was out. They both expected that Jiwoo would wait for them, cause he always did.

"Uhm yo, Kayden, did you tell him to not wait for us or what?"

"Shut up I'm trying to remember"

"And what does your memory tell you?", Kartein asked wearied.

"It tells me that I should've left you on the streets", replied Kayden without hesitation and approached the door, "Lemme look if there's this second key Jiwoo always- ah yes"

He held up the spare key triumphantly.

"Let's go and be quiet if there's someone in there okay? You know, incase frame or any other criminals..." He didn't have to continue the sentence. Kartein already knew the dangers, that come with being one of the most powerful awakeners in the world.

Kartein just nodded in agreement.

They both rushed in quietly. Both began to check every room, if there were any signs of violence left behind. Once they stepped in the kitchen, they knew their worry had been in vain.

Wooin was laying on the couch while Jiwoo must have fallen asleep, waiting at the kitchen counters for them to come home.

Kartein, who was still hungry, only had eyes for the still warm and fresh jajangmyeon. ("How did he know, that I love jajangmyeon?!")

Kayden, still staring in disbelief at Jiwoo, didn't even care about Kartein anymore. He sat next to Jiwoo, gently ruffling through his hair, smiling and whispering "How does it come that you always make me worry..."

I hope you liked this one :)

#fawnseleceedfiction #eleceed #eleceed webtoon #kayden break #kayden #seo jiwoo #jiwoo is too precious for this world #kartein #curtin

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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Kayden: Jiwoo has never done anything wrong in his life. And I will kill anyone who disagrees.

Kartein: *shows up with a binder thicker than Casein Nitrate* I have them both in chronological order and by most to least migraine-inducing action Jiwoo has ever committed. Which one would you like to see first?

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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#kayden's an asshole #kayden loves seeing kartein in misery #kartein did not sign up for this #manhwa #eleceed #webtoon #eleceed webtoon #kayden break #kartein #meme #curtin

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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#kartein did not sign up for this #kartein #curtin #eleceed #meme #manhwa #webtoon #eleceed webtoon

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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#manhwa #eleceed #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #seo jiwoo #kartein #vator #i really hope that's his name #kartein did not sign up for this #meme #kartein is so fed up with everyone #kartein is a little shit

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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#eleceed #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #manhwa #meme #kayden break #casein nitrate #kayden is Jiwoo's dad #seo jiwoo #jiwoo is kayden's son #kayden don't remember how to math #headcanon #this is why kayden called kartein #I wonder what subject it would be #kartein did not sign up for this

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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Jiwoo: If I had a nickel for every time I gained an awakener who became a paternal figure in my life while also being able to transform into a cat I’d have two nickels.

Jiwoo: Which isn’t a lot, but, weirdly, it happened twice.

#eleceed #manhwa #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #incorrect eleceed quotes #seo jiwoo #kayden is jiwoo's dad #kayden break #kartein #really hoping we have more paternal awakener cats join the gang soon #kartein did not sign up for this

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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[Jiwoo after interrupting Subin and Duke’s spar]

Jiwoo: Am I in trouble?

Kartein: Take a guess.

Jiwoo: No?

Kartein, being held back by Casein Nitrate: Take another guess.

#eleceed #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #seo jiwoo #kartein #kartein did not sign up for this #jiwoo is the purest of babies #jiwoo is a cinnamon roll #casein nitrate #manhwa

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ladyhatter614 · 2 years

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#eleceed #manhwa #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #kartein #kartein did not sign up for this #kartein is so fed up with everyone #kartein is a little shit #vator #i really hope that's his name #does this count as spoilers?#minor spoiler if you're a webtoon follower #maybe spoilers?

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