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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years

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Kakashi/Jiraiya?

LiStEn my kakajira thoughts are basically limited to two scenarios

they get together when they're both adults, at around the time when Kakashi is getting Jiraiya to teach Naruto and probably trying to guilt him into sticking around and being somewhat supportive because he sure wasn't there for Kakashi

It's incredibly messed up and self-destructive on both sides, because Jiraiya feels guilty after running off after Sakumo died (in my headcanon, shhh) and maybe had a bit of a thing for Sakumo and HOW FUCKED UP IS IT TO SWITCH THAT TO SAKUMO'S SON AND HIS STUDENT'S STUDENT???? But knowing Jiraiya... he kinda gets off on the fucked-up-ness too. Meanwhile, for Kakashi daddy-issues Hatake, he's dealing with his abandonment complex through the medium of having another big white-haired older man to hold him sdfklgdfsljg

It's twisted and messy and hurtful and they both wind up walking away from each other because it's better than the alternative! No happy endings here (but oooooh, what a fascinating, fucked-up dynamic to explore)

Or.

2. they fuck ONCE because Kakashi thinks Jiraiya is going to be great in the sack after devouring all his Icha-Icha books, and Jiraiya is always delighted to meet such a devoted fan.

It's awful.

Either Jiraiya gets hit by the '...oh god this is my student's student' or the 'oh god this is my old friend's kid' lightning bolt and can't get it up, or he's just generically bad and doesn't really care about his companion's pleasure, or he and Kakashi have 1000% clashing interests and likes. Whatever the cause, it SUCKS BALLS and Kakashi learns why you should never hook up with your heroes 😂

....as you can tell, me saying 'I ship something' is usually me saying 'I think these characters could have an interesting relationship, no matter how it ends' sdfljgjsdklfghsdfg

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