Omg hello!! I just read your devotee headcanons(they were all amazing I loved them) for the brothers and I just wanted to ask if you could do one for guardian angel simeon???in my religion we believe that every person has a guardian angel so imagine how funny it would be when you come down to the devildom and simeon is like :o it's you!!
Certainly beloved!š I think this one might be the longestš
Simeon:
- unlike the others, notices right off the bat
- Heās been assigned to you since before birth like come on he could recognize you by just an eyelash
- Will be slightly hurt if you donāt recognize him
- āYou donāt remember me?š„ŗ but I sing you a lullaby when you were 2ā
- Sirā¦. Please be serious, thatās like 3 seconds of memory
- Will passive aggressively push for you to move in with him in purgatory hall
- Lucifer is exhausted because heās always there
- āYou act like you LIVE here. Go back to YOUR dorms!ā
- āBold of you to think I would leave MY precious, amazing human here will all of you unsupervisedā
- Heās not about to stop being clingy neither
- Sharing old stories at student coy meetings like you have got to stop him before he gets out a photo album š
- Scolds you like a parent
- āI know youāre now doing what you shouldnāt beā
- Luke is your honorary baby brother
- Will ask Luke to watch you like heās tall enough to reach the microwave
- āLuke Iāll be back in a minute make sure they donāt have any more sweetsā
- Like youāre literally grownšplease tell him to back off a little or this will get worse
- When he realizes heās falling for you in a way Guardian Angels shouldnāt. He panics
- This the same shit Lilith did
- And he got demoted for just AGREEING with Lucifer about the war
- Hides it like heās gonna take it to the grave, especially from Luke
- You notice he starts avoiding you a little and will lie through his teeth that heās just feeling a little under the weather
- Lucifer peeped game though, and heās like yeah absolutely NOT
- heās not letting anything else happen to any more of his Family
- Will lock your ass up until he gets Simeon alone to have a talk with him
- Like you now have a curfew š
- Listenā¦. He would tear apart the entire exchange program over lesson 16,,,,
- Like y know how Diavolo said Simeon is the ONE person he doesnāt want to piss off?
- Yeah itās like inconsolable now
- In any timeline any life any dimension he will feel youāre endanger
- In like Bible canon they really canāt help unless god gives them the okay so theyāre often times forced to watch the one they were bound to protect suffer
- But this is the devildom and he donāt really got eyes down here. So whoās to stop him from coming to your aid??
- Even though youāre ātechnicallyā okay heās still like not having it
- As soon as it happens he feels a sharp cold pain throughout his entire body and drops whatever heās holding
- Struggling to remember how to breathe all he can think about is sprinting to the house of lamentation
- Busts open the doors to see you in mammon arms, and itās like his whole world shatters
- He hears belphie laughing, and heās never felt rage like this before
- Lucifer is fighting for his LIFE because heās having to balance feeling grief, shock,rage, and also try to keep his brothers from going off the deep end so heās like frozen
- Canāt think fast enough to stop Simeon from unleashing some divine punishment on this spoiled brat
- Lucifer does snatch him up because he will literally kill him in cold blood right there if he doesnāt reason with him
- Almost snaps back on Lucifer before you show up again for the intermission
- Shaking and crying with relief
- Youāre gonna make him literally faint MC pleaseš
- Like donāt the angels use a LOT of magic to keep their emotions in check so they donāt go crazy like demons do?
- Theyāre having to suppress every emotion ever and dull those
- So heās got like a couple of eons of just raw feelings pent-up beating his ass all at once
- When you explain the reveal heās like REALLY about to throw up
- Lucifer and everyone are like feeling relief and are glad youāre okay
- Almost wants to break mammon arms for holding you and barely letting anyone else get near you
- But heās frozen in shock too
- Lucifer side eying Simon like,,,,, me too bro, but he has NO idea how to talk to him about that?
- Settles for holding you as tight as possible and whispering a prayer into your hair for protection
- Teaches you to use your angel powers
- But doubles down on his over protectiveness
- Helicopter angel now
- Which doesnāt really mesh well with Luciferās attachment anxiety
- will come pick you up at random ass times and whisk you away for no reason
- Like the exam is in a month why are you studying devildom history now???
- Causing Lucifer to freak the fuck out when he does his randomly scheduled MC room check-ups
- Doesnāt even think to text you before hyperventilating
- Luckily enough, the first time you come back with Simeon attached at the hip
- Him and Lucifer have gotten into it a few times over this
- Dia is forced to call a student council meeting without you present
- You and Luke think the meeting is tomorrow and are making snacks
- heās like okay Simeon you canāt keep doing this
- And he goes OFF
- Like this is HIS fault for not watching and protecting you
- Like if this is supposed to be for human angels and demons to coexist youāre doing a shit job
- Almost single-handedly shuts down the program by saying he will take you home and make sure they never get near you ever again
- Lucifer feeling so much guilt he canāt breathe is trying to be in his best behavior and be rational, but Simeon is relentless
- Heās talking out the side of his neck until he snaps back on some āyouāre literally following in Lilithās footsteps! Do you not think that the celestial real wonāt also deal out a punishment for MC? You falling from grace isnāt the only thing on the line here.ā
- OOP
- Itās suddenly crickets
- Even Barbados is like š¦š«¢
- He canāt even deny those allegations so heās just like glaring at him
- Solomon steps in bc WOW this is getting crazy
- Reasons with him that because you have a pact with all of them now they CANT hurt you and youāre training under him as a sorcerer so youāll be fully equipped to defend yourself from anything
- Simeon relents at least sitting back down in his chair
- Explains there really nobody best as a candidate for representing the three realms than you being a part of all three of them
- (Lilith when she died wasnāt an angel or a demon but something in between so in my head MC has always been all three; human demon and angel and thatās why theyāre extra immune to demon magic)
- Simeon agreeing to chill out a little bit swearing if anything else ever happens to you, he wouldnāt hesitate to target whoeverās directly responsible
- Imagine how awkward the actual meeting is tomorrow š
- Youāre having a great morning and everyone holding they breath
- Barbados my beloved is the only one whoās got enough sense and acting skills to act like nothing happened
- When you stop lord Doavolo mid-sentence to ask what the FUCK is up with these rancid vibes
- Barbatos kindly informs you that itās the stress from a new school event that diavolo has yet to announce
- āIt happens annually (lie) and itās usually very exhausting to put together. Perhaps you can alleviate some of that for us.ā
- Everyone subtlety lets out the breath they were holding seeing you so excited to help out
- Barbatos stirring the pot a little more ALSO suggests you run the maid bunny cafƩ
- Suddenly everyone forgets what the elephant in the room was and is now talking over each other
- There was no school event btw LMAO so they just had to make one up and then take three weeks to prepare for it.
- Great way to lift the spirits thoughāØ
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