share ur devious thought with the class. I am bored, drunk, and interested

ahem . williams brain rot below the cut. and i do mean williams in a uh relatively broad sense . sorryyyyyy

anyways . my brain combined my last reblog plus the video w alex and logan playing pong where james leaves and is basically like be good plus MANY instances . of general james vowles-ness. that made me more deranged in general

into a like . sorry i’m like too aware of my own brain im shaking myself like a dog trying to say things without immediately cringing shamefully away. if only i too was tipsy. also brain to words is hard

OH AND I SAW THIS TWEET W THIS REPLY

anyways . cuck chair james but it’s not cuck chair it’s more like . director who’s trying to make this mildly sleazy adult film Comfortable And Enjoyable For Everyone Involved And Then Gets In Too Deep..’s chair . except this isn’t an AU lol i’m just trying to express the VIBES. just him talking alex and logan thru fucking basically. this sounds so bland but if only i could beam the images in my brain to the screen yall i am an extremely visual thinker and it takes ages to translate onto paper 😭. um more specifics without getting too deep into it . alex is sat upright back to the headboard and logan is straddling his lap . (very important info. 2 me). direction but also praise . no touching but voice and gaze as a physical presence. etc etc . james’ voice is so fucking akdhskhd ykwim.

this was spectacularly nonsensical not even that devious and i need to GO TO BED but i hope u get the gist anon

edit: also sorry the reason i brought up the ping pong video was specifically the idea of like “be good while im gone” and taking that into some uh . new contexts