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R/n: Will you be uh...
Gai: Yes.
R/n: I didn't finish. What do you mean yes?
Jugglus: We'll be anything you ask us to R/n.
R/n: So you'll dress up as a giant rabbit and Chicken for the community center's Easter egg hunt?
Gai:...Uh.
Jugglus: ...What?
R/n, hands them the costumes: Thanks a bunch! I'll go hide the eggs, try not to scare the kids!
Gai & Jugglus: ...
[Cut to a bunch of scared children hiding behind a giant yellow harmonica playing chicken while the Easter bunny stands off to the side scowling with a murderous aura flowing around him.]
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[R/n and Gai are dragging a drunk Jugglus back to R/n's home.]
Jugglus, drunk looks at R/n: R/n has no idea I'm in love with her.
R/n, looks at him flustered: You're in love with me?
Jugglus: Oh, sorry.
Jugglus, Looks at Gai: R/n has no idea I'm in love with her. *Passes out*
Gai & R/n:...
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{Shota passes by R/n on his way to work he freezes when he notices something off about her face...Without a second thought he shifted into Jugglus and caught up to her and is royally pissed off by what he sees.]
Jugglus, holding R/n’s chin to make her look at him: *growling* Who did this to you?
R/n, with a black-eye: No one, I accidentally ran into the door...*Jugglus looks skeptical* Look, I’m not covering for anyone. I legit ran into a door.
Jugglus:..
Jugglus: Does it hurt?
R/n: A little bit but I’m okay!
[The next day, R/n is walking around her jobs hallways, while looking down at her tablet. She knows there’s a double door coming up and turns to the side to push it open with her shoulder like always...but to her surprise her shoulder hits open air! R/n nearly stumbles and does a few bunny hops before regaining her balance.]
R/n, looks around bewildered:....What the hell?
[Pan out shot of the empty hallway where every single door has been removed.]
R/n, as her voice echoes: Where the frak are all the doors????
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Shota, talking to R/n about a trip he's planned for them: I hope you don't have anything important going on tomorrow, because once we’re done with what I’ve got planned, neither of us will be able to walk right.
[There's clattering noise R/n looks down to see a soda can rolling around on the ground; then sees who dropped it? It was Haruki who was staring at her and his captain mortified! It takes a few moments for R/n to realize what Shota had just said sounded like and desperately tries to clear up the misunderstanding to her friend.]
R/n, flustered: Hi-Hiking! Hiking, he was talking about taking me hiking this afternoon. No-not...That!
Haruki, reluctantly: o-Oh...Okay.
Shota, joking around: Actually, "That" was the last thing on my mind but now that you've brought it up.~
R/n, even more flustered: s-Shota!
Haruki: Annd I'm leaving now!
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[R/n accidentally brushes Jugglus’s hand with their own.]
Jugglus :…
[ Jugglus aggressively holds R/n’s hand.]
Jugglus, under his breath: Fricking commit to it.
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R/n, after seeing Jugglus for the first time: Oh, He's cute.~
Haruki, looks at her flabbergasted: HE'S PROBABLY EVIL! AND LIKE A BILLION YEARS OLD!!
R/n: ...Your point?
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{Haruki and Yoko walk through the park when he remembers something.]
Haruki: Oh, I think R/n lives around here, wanna see if she wants to see the movie too?
Yoko: I guess, It would be interesting to hear some embarrassing about you growing up.
{The two show up at R/n's [house/apartment.] they ring the bell and R/n answers the door wearing only only a large button up pyjama top and sporting a hickey, which she immediately slaps her hand over to cover it up once she sees who's at the door.}
R/n: Haruki! and Yoko! wh-what are you guys doing..*ahem* What are you doing here?
Haruki: Uh...We-we were in the neighbourhood...and uh.... R/n, do you have someone over?
R/n, chortles nervously: What?..hehe, no! Of course not, Haruki!
[She shakes her head at someone they couldn't see, unfortunately for R/n there was a hallway mirror that was at just the right angle for Haruki and Yoko to see Captain Hebikura (Jugglus) coming out of her bathroom; brushing his teeth and wearing her pyjama pants. he looked like deer in the headlights when he heard her say Haruki and quickly scurried back into the bathroom and closed the door.]
Yoko, Haruki and R/n look at each other awkwardly:........
Haruki:...Should we just go?
R/n:......yes.
{R/n closes the door as Haruki and Yoko walk away dazed; trying to understand what they just saw.]
Haruki:....
Haruki, referring to Shota: I'm not going crazy. You saw the captain in R/n's house too, right?
Yoko: Yep. Annnd we're gonna leave it alone cos it's none of our business.
Haruki, looking over his shoulder: But-
Yoko: Let's just go before we miss our movie!
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Gai: I think you use silence and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
Jugglus: Yes, I do.
[Gai cocks a brow staring at R/n who’s in Jugglus's lap with her arms around his waist happily cuddling with him.]
Gai: ...But it doesn't always work.
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[R/n goes missing during a blackout, Haruki runs into Jugglus who strangely offers to help find her, they track her down to an old tunnel system where they find her with what they assumed was strange toy in her arms.]
Jugglus: This is what you risked your safety and your friend’s safety for, a toy?
R/n: Just hear me out, okay? I know how it looks! But Tokomon isn’t a toy he’s-
{Both Jugglus and Haruki are taken aback when the “Toy’s” eyes open and it begins to moves on it’s own]
Tokomon, wakes up at looks at R/n: Mama?
Haruki: Huh?
Jugglus: …
Jugglus: Did that thing just call you mama?
R/n: It’s egg kind of rolled out of my laptop....And hatched.
Tokomon, looking at them curiously: ewllo?
Haruki, waves at it: It’s not a t-toy?
R/n:...I was trying to tell you, h-He’s Tokomon...He’s a Digimon and I need help him get home-
Haruki: Oh, this kid is lost? Well it’s nice to meet you little Toko- (goes to pet Tokomon)
Tokomon:*yawns showing off his jagged teeth.*
Haruki: Oh God!
(Haruki quickly retracts his hand and Jugglus stumbles back a bit as they stare at Tokomon disturbed.]
Jugglus shook up: …uh, What did you say that’s called again?
R/n: A Digimon, it’s short for Digital monster.
Jugglus: And why do you have it?
R/n: Like I said, it’s egg manifested out of my computer and hatched, apparently there’s been influx of digital-waves lately and it’s causing rifts to open between the digital world and the real world, and it’s my job to find them and close them.
Haruki: You told me you were an freelance IT tech!
R/n: and I am, I didn’t lie to you Haruki, you just never bothered to ask what I do.
Haruki: So, that cyber attack at the hospital?
R/n: It was Digimon a Diaboromon to be a exact, nasty things.
Haruki: The third party that resolve it?
R/n: That was me, with a little help from my friend.
Jugglus: Your friend?
[R/n snaps her fingers and a large figure materialized behind her it was decked out in gold armor had a blue cape, while wielding twin swords.]
R/n: This is Grademon he helps me combat against hostile Digimon and hackers.
Grademon, nods at them:
Haruki: Whoa... he’s awesome!
[While Haruki was questioning R/n more about her job, Jugglus briefly locked eyes with Grademon and swore the Digimon was glaring at him.]
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Shota (Jugglus): Remember when I told you I had a interest in miss R/n?
Yoko: Yes.
Shota: Well, I don't.
Yoko, surprised: Really?
Shota, takes out a pocket watch with R/n’s picture inside: It's more like an obsession.
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Jugglus, with his sword pointed a some bad guys neck: So, according to you, the combination to stop the Kaiju bomb launch is... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
Bad guy: [whimpering and nodding ]
Jugglus: That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! It's the sort of thing an idiot would have on their luggage.
Later...
Shota, winded: I'm back, and I have the combination.
R/n, already at the bombs keypad: Great. What is it?
Shota: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Haruki: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
[R/n reluctantly types the code in; the bomb disarms and she stares at Shota in disbelief.]
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R/n, without turning around: What's got you sneaking up on me?
Jugglus: This isn't sneaking. This is lurking. A big difference.
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[R/n is visiting Storage after calling Haruki in panic, claiming she could hear people’s thoughts, Yuka is helping her while Shota pouts at his desk. (He’s jealous R/n called Haruki instead of him.)]
Yuka: Let's test your skills for real. What number am I thinking of?
R/n: 3. 11. 25. 3 again. Bulbasaur....
Yuka, confused: Bulbasaur???
Shota: What the hell is a Bulbasaur?
R/n: Wait...That’s not you Yuka, I think that was Haruki?
[Everyone looks at Haruki.]
Haruki, chuckles nervously: That's so weird. Why would I be thinking of Pokémon at a time like this?
*Z, in Haruki’s head: What is Pokémon???*
R/n, looking around confused: Who thought that?
Haruki: Who thought what?
[cut later]
R/n: Okay if I’m not sick where did these powers come from?
[cutting off Haruki]
R/n: Nope, I wasn't on a bus.
[cutting off Yuka]
R/n: No, I wasn't abducted by aliens.
[cutting off Yoko]
R/n: No, I didn't inherit a mystic totem from my grandma. Really, guys?
[pause]
R/n, to Haruki: And why are you still thinking about Bulbasaurs???
Haruki: He's the cutest one of all!
Shota, cutting in: Have you considered that maybe you’re not completely human?
R/n:...…..What?
Shota: It’s just a suggestion, but maybe you might have some dormant non-human blood flowing through your veins? What’s your family’s history?
R/n: I don’t know much about either side....I know my grandfather is my step-grandpa cos my real one disappeared one day, granny always said he went back to live in the skyyyy.....Oh!
R/n:
R/n: Guess she wasn’t just saying that as a euphemism for his death...
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Jugglus: just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.
R/n, to Gai while pouring coffee into her cereal: He’s right, you know.
Gai, shaking his head while eating a watermelon and feta cheese pizza: He was clearly talking to you.
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{Yuka notices the captain is staring at Haruki’s friend R/n dazed.]
Yuka: Uh oh.
Shota, looks at her nervously: What?
Yuka, in a sing-songy voice: Somebody’s in love.~
Shota, scoffs: Yeah, right. I just think R/n is cool, okay?
[Yuka nods obviously not believing him.]
Shota: It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
[later that night, Jugglus is in bed lying wide awake]
Jugglus: Uh oh...
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Jugglus: You know what your problem is? You're really cute, so no one ever told you to shut the frick up.
R/n: …You think I'm cute?
Jugglus, flustered: Shut the frick up!
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