#jonah hired them for iligal skills and anxiety levels
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Elias ๐๏ธ: So what are your guys job qualifications again?
Sasha: Hacking. Mostly to get personal information.
Jon: What?
Tim:Seducing cops. Also explosives.
Jon: I don't think that it's the type of quali-
Martin: Stabbing people! Oh and arson.
Jon: Did you say stabbing people??
Elias๐๏ธ: Perfect. What about you, Jonathan?
Jon: *defeated* Invading private property.
#jonah hired them for iligal skills and anxiety levels#tma#the magnus archives#season 1 archive crew#they are not there but melanies would have been stabbing AND slashing take that martin#daisy is police brutality#basira is police brutality plus being a literal hostage
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