what did i say???? what did i SAY. serving CUNT.

need to make a post about the COD men reacting to you saying “why do you hate me?” 📝

wOAHHHHH

peter, horny: johnnyyyyyy

johnny: RIGATONI

peter: oh my- oh my god

JOHNNYYYYYY

johnny bbl update 07072023

PRINCE JOHNNYYYYYY

happy 7th anniversary urichil

JOHNNYYYYYY DONT POINT THAT GUUUUUUUUN AT MEEEEEEEE

JOHNNYYYYYY PLEASE GET IN MY PANTS

OH GOD WHAT I WOULD DO FOR THIS MAN😫🤲

Not me in the fetal position sobbing over your requests being closed. I was so excited by your message...but alas.

JOHNNYYYYYY! 🥺😭

Oh nooooo, I meant you can read more Johnny in my Bre's Boys requests, haha 😅 Sorry to give you false hope, friend!

Ok I was going to make a jokey post like my other Dracula Daily posts but I’m going to be relatively straight with this one.

Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula - the one that high-horse-wanked itself on being The Most Faithful Of All Dracula Adaptations - included the scene where Dracula fed a baby to his brides... and then expected us to still find him sympathetic and a tragic hero of love and all that fanfic-y bullshit. In fact, I’m pretty sure it was the American TV (might’ve been British- look, it was some place) edit that excluded the baby (Johnnyyyyyy there is no babyyyyyyy- sorry, couldn’t help myself) and just went to Keanu-than screaming his head off for absolutely no reason because the TV execs realised "hold on... you want audiences to feel bad for a guy who fed a baby to his brides? What in the actual fuck, Francis?” 

PissoffyouarenotMina: well, I still see good in him- 

Keanu-than: HE SERVED A BABY AS FUCKING HORS D’OEURVES, MINA!

In conclusion... what in the actual fuck, Francis? 

johnnyyyyyy

Oh Johnnyyyyyy. Imagina poder ver essas tatuagens de perto.....

Eu vou ali chorar rapidão 🤪

Happy birthday to you ! Happy birthday to yooou! Happy birthday dear Johnnyyyyyy happy birthday to you

THANK YOU EMMA ILUUUUUUUUUUUUU <33333333333333333

JOHNNYYYYYY TORONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

johnnyyyyyy

JOHNNYYYYYY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! 🥂🍾