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cannibalspicnic · 10 months

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Wentworth Prison: Where the sex is gay, and the murder is even gayer!

#wentworth #wentworth prison #joan ferguson #bea smith #pamela rabe #danielle cormack #rent fucking free in my head #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid

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Pamela Rabe as JOAN FERGUSON

WENTWORTH (2013-2021) Season 9 Episode 6 One Eye Open

#joan ferguson #pamela rabe #wentworth #wentworthedit #wentworth prison #tvedit #tvgifs #fyeahtv #wlwsource #userbbelcher #chewieblog #userstream #sometimes i gif #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid #universal monster joan ferguson #pov: joan ferguson's about to get you to poke your own eye out in 20 min or less

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cannibalspicnic · 9 months

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WENTWORTH (2013-2021)

9.05 The Unknown Terrorist

#wentworth #wentworth prison #wentworthedit #joan ferguson #pamela rabe #tvedit #tvandfilm #tv gifs #sometimes i gif #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid #joanie bear in therapy

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cannibalspicnic · 9 months

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WINNIE THE POOH The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

JOAN FERGUSON Wentworth (2013-2021)

#wentworthedit #joan ferguson #wentworth #wentworth prison #pamela rabe #winnie the pooh #tvedit #tvandfilm #sometimes i gif #i think about this a lot #glad i finally got to gif this epic parallel #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid #pooh bear and joanie bear

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JOAN FERGUSON and EVE WILDER + murder besties

WENTWORTH (2013-2021) Season 9 Episode 4 Judas Kiss

#wentworthedit #wentworth #wentworth prison #joan ferguson #pamela rabe #eve wilder #tina bursill #tvedit #tvgifs #televisiongifs #tvandfilm #sometimes i gif #you know when something is too funny to laugh at?#and all you can do is open your mouth and make high pitched sounds like a baby bird?#yeah just every moment of them #i need a whole murder sitcom about this situation #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid

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Pamela Rabe and Kate Atkinson as JOAN FERGUSON and VERA BENNETT

WENTWORTH (2013-2021) Season 9 Episode 5 The Unkown Terrorist

#joan ferguson #vera bennett #freakytits #pamela rabe #kate atkinson #wentworth #wentworthedit #wentworth prison #tvedit #tvgifs #sometimes i gif #funniest couple in the yard #i will forever maintain that the second joan ferguson showed up on this show it became a black comedy #and the harder it veered down that road #the better it got #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid

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WENTWORTH (2013-2021)

Pamela Rabe as GOVERNOR JOAN FERGUSON 2.01 PRISONER JOAN FERGUSON 4.02

#wentworth #wentworthedit #joan ferguson #pamela rabe #wentworth prison #tvgifs #tvedit #userbbelcher #usertelevision #chewieblog #sometimes i gif #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid #i'm fully back on my joanie bear shit

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Pamela Rabe as JOAN FERGUSON

WENTWORTH (2013-2021) Season 9 Episode 10 Legacy

#joan ferguson #pamela rabe #wentworth #wentworthedit #wentworth prison #tvedit #tvgifs #fyeahtv #wlwsource #lgbtedit #userbbelcher #chewieblog #userstream #sometimes i gif #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid

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cannibalspicnic · 10 months

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Thinking about how "A child needs her mother," is THE MOST ROMANTIC thing Joan Ferguson could have said to Vera in that last moment, and I will die on this hill.

Sure, it's referring to Joan's own traumatic past involving her mother, and maybe Joan genuinely believes that, but it's way more.

After obsessing over, stalking, and tormenting Vera for years, there was almost nothing that she could say, even after saving her, that wouldn't seem threatening. I remember some people wanted some kind of verbal love confession or something, and amongst other things, Joan literally just had the revelation, "I'd rather not kill Vera," a couple episodes ago, so I'm not sure she's at the full emotional maturity level of verbalizing, "I love you."

BUT mostly, I think she knows it would be the WRONG THING TO SAY.

That is not the face of a woman who needs to hear, "I love you," from the woman whom she just found out had tried to kidnap her baby.

The thing is, I don't think the answer is necessarily what she says. I think it's what she does.

THAT'S the answer. Joan reaching for Vera's hand IS the "I love you," but in a way, so is what she says next. Again, Vera just almost broke her streak of being the only person not trying to kill Joan Ferguson because she found out Joan was trying to KIDNAP HER BABY (who I don't think Joan *really* cares that much about aside from her value to Vera and some hilariously sick claim in her mind having created the circumstances for her conception).

Again, NOT the face of someone who is going to be receptive to "I love you."

So Joan does possibly the only completely unselfish thing she's ever done regarding Vera. She lets her go. And instead of unburdening herself in this moment, which might be what she needs, she instead gives Vera what SHE needs. An assurance that Vera and Grace are safe from her.

And that's when Vera understands.

And Joan's gift is that Vera's allowed to let go as well and is at peace with Joan disappearing into the woods to begin her life as a gay cryptid among the already terrifying Australian wildlife. ROMANTIC AF.

#wentworth #wentworth prison #freakytits #joan ferguson #vera bennett #joan ferguson: canonical gay cryptid #i do not know why i woke up this morning and decided to jump on the freakytits disk horse in this the year 2023 but here we are #sorry for not fixing the screenshots it's 7am #my brain on them #also funniest possible outcome

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