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Maurice DeGroff
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VERY Under Construction. Be patient with me, we workin on it.
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MUSE MOODBOARD MEME.
send 🏠 for a moodboard of my muses home aesthetic.
send 🎨 for a moodboard of my muses hobbies.
send 🏝️ for a moodboard of my muses favourite travel destinations.
send 🐾 for a moodboard of my muses pets ( or favourite animal/s. )
send 🌨️ for a moodboard of my muses favourite weather.
send 🍂 for a moodboard of my muses favourite season.
send 👪 for a moodboard of my muses family dynamic.
send 🏰 for a moodboard of important locations in my muses life.
send 🖼️ for a moodboard of my muses art aesthetic.
send 🍔 for a moodboard of my muses favourite foods.
send 👗 for a moodboard of my muses fashion taste.
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@scrapdad:
send 👪 for a moodboard of my muses family dynamic.
but for him and Maurice cause he deserves something healthy !
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imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice
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Brushy brushy by themodernferret
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Painful Prompts.
Warnings for: injuries, blood, mental health, drug mentions, medical language.
Be respectful about these subjects!
Single.
Send ⥃ for roles to be reversed!
[ strike ] Your muse punches, hits, or otherwise attacks mine.
[ strangle ] Your muse attempts to asphyxiate mine.
[ sick ] Your muse cares for mine while they are unwell.
[ swivel ] Your muse finds mine delirious from a fever.
[ sacrifice ] Your muse shields mine from a dangerous attack.
[ search ] Your muse finds mine after they have been missing for a while.
[ solitary ] Your muse discovers my long-isolated muse.
[ sob ] Your muse finds mine in tears, crying from grief.
[ scar ] Your muse discovers or inquires about a scar on mine.
[ stitch ] Your muse stitches up an open wound on my muse.
[ sting ] Your muse says something to mine that strikes a nerve.
[ stock ] Your muse gives blood to mine to save their life.
[ scare ] Your muse witnesses mine having a panic attack, flashback, or hallucination.
[ spike ] Your muse helps mine after finding them woozy from a laced drink.
[ secret ] Your muse discovers mine has been hiding an injury from them.
[ slip ] Your muse accidentally discovers a secret about my muse.
[ stab ] Your muse attempts to keep mine from bleeding out.
[ snare ] Your muse finds mine stuck in a bear trap or similar set-up.
[ stop ] Your muse gives mine an unwanted kiss or piece of affection.
[ shield ] Your muse uses mine as a human shield to save themself.
[ surge ] Your muse’s power is out of control. It hurts my muse.
Double.
[ smash ] Our muses are caught in an explosion or vehicular crash.
[ structure ] Our muses are trapped inside of a crumbling building.
[ slide ] Our muses are caught in a mudslide or avalanche.
[ storm ] Our muses are caught in a flurry of rain, hail, snow, or wind.
[ space ] Our muses are shut into a cavern after a cave-in.
[ stuck ] Our muses are both ensnared in a trap or cage.
[ shackle ] Our muses are chained together in a room or cell.
[ session ] Our muses have a good, hard cry together.
[ shout ] Our muses are locked in a ferocious argument.
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SHAMELESS
10x12 | “GALLAVICH!”
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Person A: “You can’t just keep adopting every stray child, you meet.”
Person B: “Watch me.”
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April Fools
@the-crxmxnal said:
-has swapped out the contents of his tooth paste with cream cheese-
No no, toothpaste doesn’t expire... right? It must’ve been left open enough to look a little.... drier. Maurice proceeded with his morning ritual as normal.
Brush brush brush.
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Brush brush.
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Br... brush?
His tongue moved what he thought was toothpaste against the roof of his mouth, noting that it tasted... familiar? However, very wrong for toothpaste.
“Is that fuckin’ cream cheese?” The agent’s brows furrowed as he picked up the tampered with tube, looking it over and finding, through some wild amount of dedication, his toothpaste had been purged and replaced.
He couldn’t find the ability to be mad, he was just stunned that someone went through all that effort. He set the tube down, ducking under the cabinet beneath the sink for a new tube of- hopefully- untouched toothpaste. A look up at the small paper calendar that stuck to his mirror finally gave him an explanation.
“Fuckin’ kids.” He shook his head, but couldn’t help the smile as he scrubbed what was left of the dairy product out of his toothbrush. “They’re lucky I ain’t smart enough to get back at ‘em.” He laughed to himself.
#this is a Bit Late but hey#here it is#thecrxmxnal#[Maurice didn't mind that]#ic;#answered;#junkyard days;
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Hey y’all, I’ve been getting lots of ghost notifications with no real asks or notes attached to them so if you’ve sent something and I haven’t replied or you think it got swallowed, send it to me in DMs so I can make an answered post for it till Tumblr gets its shit together.
Thank y’all.
#shits still happening! got a phantom notification this morning#please dm me to check I got yo shit!!!#ooc;#psa;#mobile;
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ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴜsᴇs—ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ!
ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ 20 ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ғᴜɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ—ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ɪs! ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ʜɪᴛs 30. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴅ.
ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏɢs—ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ɪs 30+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏsᴛ sᴏ ᴜs “ᴏʟᴅɪᴇs” ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!
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Troom Troom Sentence Starters Part One
(change pronouns and names as needed)
“Plants are ready to attack, but it’s not that easy.”
“Plants are so cranky.”
“That’s a pen? You should’ve said so right away!”
“A chicken? How did you get in here?”
“I can totally talk, I’m just teaching.”
“Why did I take this job?”
“My zombies are planning an apocalypse again.”
“Don’t you love watering cans?”
“What do you say, we take revenge on these plants for these never-ending leaves?”
“We’ll finish it once and for all.”
“Zombie bags aren’t allowed here. Read the sign!”
“That was a great quake! I want more!”
“You hide Andy under your jacket.”
“What is this pet with you?”
“Happiness? Anger? Better yet, everything at once.”
“Don’t worry, your life will be different from now on.”
“Sorry, I just can’t help it. This is hilarious!”
“Oh, dear burglar, let’s hug!”
“It’s so scary! What’s going on?”
“I want this microwave dead!”
“Oh no! Fire! We’re all gonna burn down!”
“Doctor, thanks a lot! You helped me get rid of my annoying emotions!”
“Chocolate in a hood? Again?”
“Social media is the best way to get an energy boost in the morning.”
“You found my stash! That’s mine!”
“Is there a better place for eating chocolate than a bathroom?”
“… And then Men in Black came and erased my memory.”
“And here’s my secret corndog!”
“That’s fishy. Alright.”
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