just read the entire lore and played the new update and i am SICK of jing yuan, dan heng and blade ‼️
ALL THREE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP (spoilers underneath)
dan heng being something like a deity other people depends on?? and him betraying the luofu by reviving blade because he couldn't live without him? (this feels like what sagosugu could've been) ALSO JING YUAN HAVING TO EXILE BOTH HIS FRIENDS? IM SICK OF CRYING OVER THEM 😭😭
dan heng literally dug out his bone marrow for blade and end ups committing the highest level of crime possible. bailu literally have people watching over her at all times to make sure this doesn't happen again. and in-game when jing yuan was like, "old friend..." and dan heng said, "im not who you want me to be" im getting flashbacks from gotg
and i don't get why people fight over renheng and jingren when the obvious solution to this is JINGRENHENG 🔛🔝‼️‼️
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renheng is that toxic relationship that is not outright abusive it's just SO tiring to everyone involved, just two people who do NOT work well together but cannot be apart, they keep breaking up and somehow getting back together and everyone around them gave up keeping track of this
meanwhile jing yuan is in the corner furiously thinking "I could treat you right" but he's not sure what half of the couple that's directed to
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Jing Yuan: Sometimes, Ren talks in his sleep. It's adorable~
Blade, sleeptalking: You fucking piece of sh-- Square up, you overgrown trotter.. I'mma beat your ass-- zzzZZ
Dan Heng: It's fucking annoying.
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have this (it's not what you think it is)
Blade: i want both.
Dan heng: blade you literally cannot take both. You're gonna die.
Blade: both. Right now.
Dan heng: please think this through- hey-! Don't just take them!!
Blade: i'm taking both. Please. I've been so good.
Dan heng: you-! You're gonna die-!! You can't have both.
Blade: too late. I'm having them.
Jing yuan, entering the archives: oh, can i join you? ...is he taking both? Ren you're gonna die.
Blade: i'll die on the lap of my boyfriend. Besides, i'll come back to life.
Jing yuan: not after that you aren't. You're gonna recover for days.
Blade: i'll take that chance.
Dan heng: ren no- hey, stop moving-
Blade: ren yes. Silverwolf told me to say that if i ever got the chance.
Jing yuan: can you not talk about your stellaron hunter friends in the middle of- ...this.
Trailblazer, peeking in: what the fuck are you guys- is blade having two? Isn't he a bit too old for that?
Blade: hey!
Dan heng: that's what i'm saying...
Jing yuan: ren your body literally can't handle that last time you had two you almost died.
Blade: that was before i was immortal. Now i can literally take as many as i want. Just for that, i'm taking a third.
Dan heng: ...where are you planning to get it? I only have the two.
Blade: jing yuan?
Jing yuan: well...
Trailblazer: ...do you guys even realise what this sounds like??
Dan heng: what?
Trailblazer, leaving the door: ...no, mr. Yang, they're talking about cake.
Dan heng: ...
Blade:
Jing yuan:
Trailblazer, as the door closes: no, nobody's having sex.
Dan heng, getting red: wh-
Jing yuan: ...ah,
Blade: oh. *eating cake* ...i could take two dicks.
Dan heng, sputtering: wha- why-
Jing yuan: nobody is doubting that, ren.
Dan heng: i am!
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