The other day, me and my friend were talking about the gay RMs hanging out together. Basically, in this AU, all these guys do is be fabulous, gay and do crimes. Tundra's the one that formed this abomination of a group.
(I didn't mean to draw Star Man that small. I keep on forgetting him 😭)
the man
the myth
the legend
the GOAT
the 69th robot master
jewel man is a gem, a diamond in the rough, the crown piece, dazzling ice lord extraordinaire; i could continue catching jewel-related phrases, the more applicable phrase is something something "all that glitters".
see, jewel man likes shiny things. you’re not shiny. QED.
i suppose it's kind of the nature of his duty as a spelunking robot, where he has to spelunk into the ground to quite literally see diamonds in the rough and most notably not spelunk people’s assholes. but somewhere along the line there ended up being only two things he's interested in--himself and shiny things. and sure, there's a lot of things about himself to admire: he’s a surprisingly manly man, digging into the depths of the earth and cutting through large swathes of rock with his bare hands. haven’t seen rock-punching that attractive since minecraft.
but don’t put your bed next to his, he’s going to be heading out on more expeditions just to see more shining rocks and help sift them out. hell, even in his ending, there’s a jewel and roll, and he’s more interested in the jewel. got no time for socializing, he’s got a job to do. he really is a man’s man.
unless you're willing to strip down and then start rolling around for three days straight in glitter, he's not gonna give you a second glance, pal. you won't take him by the birthstones and now you're gonna be shitting sparkles for months
I spent almost the entire day animating the clips for this little video. This was also inspired by a conversation I had with my friend. It had something to do with how zesty the robot masters are-