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whysojiminimnida · 2 years

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ME, MYSELF & THE VAMPIRE JUNGKOOK

Vampire Koo is most definitely a superior Koo as evidenced by the stuff FedEx just left on my porch:

OMG IT IS GORGEOUS This is not a tiny book. And true to Hybe form it is of beautiful quality. It's also a very nice size, a full A4 size (or 8.5 x 11" if you like inches better).

WHY MUST WE FOLD THE POSTER THOUGH DAMMIT I mean I get it, shipping etc., and possibly I am quite early to be getting this in the US at all so I'm honestly very grateful and just happy to see it (plus they did tell us it would be folded. It's very pretty all the same.) Two photocards, a day and a night, plus the bigger two-sided photo suitable for framing or something

And the completely unusable paper coaster. Exactly nobody is putting a wineglass on Jungkook, or if you do, DO NOT TELL ME. Suddenly it occurs to me that these coasters could theoretically be put into clear acrylic coasters maybe, do a lil shiny shiny bedazzling around the edges, one color for OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE HYBE DO I LOOK CRAFTY TO YOU? I'm not crafty. Someone do me a blood red and a black because you know I'm getting me a Jiminie soon.

Now, I know we have all seen the beauty inside this magical photographic fanfiction but it is lovelier in person. Honestly I see a whole Louis in Queen of the Damned vibe going on here. The book, not the movie.

And blonde Jimin as Lestat in my headcanon LOOK AT HIM HE IS BEAUTIFUL:

(inside photos cr. mahoneysuga because their scans > my phone) ANYWAY Jeon Jung Kook is a Twilight fan solely because he has made it to 25 years of reincarnation being alive without reading Anne Rice, is all I'm saying.

BRING ON THE TAILOR OF CHAOS SO I CAN WRITE GAY FANFICS OKAY

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