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sunlaire · 3 months

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The crew make it back to England and a few months later, the admiralty host a social function and crozier is only going so he can check in with the men, see how they're recovering. And while he's there, he spots James. But as he approaches, he overhears him talking about this "beautiful and elegant creature" he has back home

And crozier thinks "ah, alas. He is straight. But I'm happy he found someone..."

Meanwhile James won't stop telling people about his cat. Also he's carrying the BIGGEST torch for his co-captain, who is tragically uninterested in men. Whacky shenanigans ensue

#the terror #james has to hunt crozier down to talk to him #and the whole conversation is just #crozier: i heard about youre new friend #james: who? oh lady marie!#crozier: of course shes a lady...#james: (assuming hes making fun of the name) well it might be silly but shes brought a lot of joy to my little apartment #crozier: thats good. truly. im glad.#james: (playful flirting) id love for you to come by and meet her sometime. perhaps we can make a day of it...#and they are just completely on different pages #good lord...#fitzier #lol but what if he accepts the offer for a chance to see james again #and when he gets there and sees a damn cat #hes just baffled #crozier: so this...#james: yes! my little lady 🩷🩷🩷#shes a fluffy tortoiseshell #crozier: so youre not...enganged ?#james: what? no!#james practically has to shake Crozier and say 'I LIKE MEN'

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