Meet The PCs of MOMs

Meet Circle of the Stars Druid Sylver Oakspine 

What’s up Castlebrooke!! I’m Sylver Oakspine, and you might have seen my little shop on the side of the road. I’m a Circle of Stars Druid, you see, and if you pop a few gold pieces into my pocket I can read your fortunes. I’ve been described as eccentric but I don’t know what that could possibly be referring to. I have a daughter- the light of my life, my precious little dove, Ivy! I love her with all my heart, and should anything happen to her, my sky would fall to pieces. May Iva’s eye watch you prosper.

Oath of Vengeance Paladin Karlotta Mareks

My name is Karlotta Mareks, and I’m a human vengeance paladin. Although I worship Harmonia, goddess of motherhood, you won’t find me with her other acolytes- they don’t like me much. To ensure that the children of Acrea have better childhoods than my own, I opened a shelter in Castlebrooke. I have four kids- Chiara, Vespira, Dorne, and Embra- who I love more than anything.

Drunken Master Monk Illiawen Moonbrook

Names Illiawen Moonbrook, but you probably knew that if you've ever been to a party in Edris, the only thing bigger than my parties are my glasses of wine. For the last 150-200 years I’ve been traveling the world because I can’t be bothered with the high society I grew up in. Recently though, I’ve moved to Castlebrooke to care for my niece Eryn and my nephew Faen. It hasn't been easy but for them I would burn this whole world to the ground.

Storm Herald Barbarian Fenrith Delmire

Hi! I’m Fenrith Delmire (they/them pronouns, please)! I’m just a single mom trying to balance my work as a baker with raising my two wonderful kids. My daughter Merrin is seven, and she’s a bit of a handful but as spunky and sweet as can be. My son Bram is ten, and he’s already one of the kindest and most creative people I know. I love them more than anything, but it’s been a little hard parenting on my own since my wife passed away a couple years ago. But I’m fine. Really.

Abjuration Wizard Eliza Sparks

I’m Eliza Sparks, a fire genasi abjuration wizard and divorcee. I have two kids, Sasha (almost 11) and Apollo (8) who I love more than the world. I run a bookstore out of my home with my father! I may be smart and okay at magic but don't be fooled: I have no idea what's happening.

Life Cleric Margaret Alhari

I am Dr. Margret Alhari, an orthopedic surgeon at St. Hyatt’s memorial hospital and a half-orc life domain cleric of Kane, the god of medicine. The greatest gifts he ever gave me were my two twin 13 year old girls, Elizabeth and Katherine (Lizzie and Katie), and a 6 year old boy, Timothy (Timmy). I save lives but anyone who comes between me and my kids best be afraid.

clarkgriffon, agentdaisies, brennanblue, jasperjoordan

@clarkgriffon - I love everything Mira creates so much. She makes absolutely gorgeous gifs for such a wide variety of fandoms, it’s freaking awesome. She’s also incredibly nice and just a top quality human being. Her Clarke icon is also A+++ 

@agentdaisies - I don’t personally follow their blog, but I scrolled through it and I really like both their desktop theme and it looks like they post some super cool content!

@brennanblue - Max is honestly so wonderful. I personally don’t have the patience to deal with sideblogs and such, but I appreciate that she does. She’s also just so passionate about what she loves (which often involves lots of novels I haven’t read), but I always just love witnessing someone on my dash being passionate about what they love. She also writes great the good place thoughts on her sideblog. 

@jasperjoordan - Iva was probably one of my first mutuals in the Bellarke fandom, which means I must have followed her when I was 15 (or almost 3 years ago.) She’s so incredibly sweet and supportive. She makes beautiful gifs, always with stunning colouring. She writes headcanons that have on a few occasions made me very emotional (that’s how good they were guys!) She’s truly a top quality human being and definitely one of the best people I know on this site!

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OC Questions

I was tagged by my darling wife @ama-darav to do this OC questions thingy (idk what you’d call it haha) THANK YOU BBY ILY!! So here we go:

Yavanna Trevelyan

GENERAL

Name: Yavanna Iva Trevelyan Alias(es): Anna (only cullen really calls her anna tho, he kinda said it one day out of the blue and she didn’t realise that that could actually be a nickname, so she only lets him call her it haha) Gender: Female Age: 27 Place of birth: Ostwick, Free Marches Spoken languages: is it called just human tongue? Because that’s all she speaks haha Sexual orientation: Pansexual Occupation: Inquisitor

APPEARANCE

Eye colour: voilet, but very bright Hair colour: black, long straight hair (has the tiniest curls at the bottom but only when it gets wet) Height: 5′8 Scars: at the beginning of the game sheo only had one on her left eye brow from an accident while at the circle. Now she has LOTS more, but one other prominent one on her face thats on her right cheek that she got fighting her first dragon haha. Burns: a couple of small ones from fighting dragons, but nothing serious Overweight: No Underweight: No

FAVOURITE

Color: green but she also likes purple. Has a strange fixation with pale colours tho, and really likes greys and such. Hair colour: doesn’t really mind, as long as theres something for her to pull ;) Eye colour: again doesn’t mind, but she is a sucker for brown eyes (when the sun hits them man... ho boy) Music genre: anything she can dance to. Something impactful and intense so hard core rock or something Movie genre: horror definitely! TV show: doesn’t watch much tv, but likes GoT (i wonder why heh) Food: soup, sweets, has a very strong love for any sort of bread Drink: tends to drink tea to keep her going but she is very keen on her booze Book: likes any adventure books because she uses it as inspiration for her own

HAVE THEY

Passed university: i mean she passed her harrowing? So lets say yes haha Had sex:uh very much yes Had sex in public: the war table counts right? so very much yes, she loves it haha Gotten pregnant: yep, 3 times after the events of trespasser haha Kissed a boy: yep Kissed a girl:yep yep yep Gotten tattoos: she has one on the same eyebrow as her scar because she wanted to cover it/distract people from it because she’s ashamed of it ngl. She would want to get more (one for each baby she has) but the pain from the first one has really put her off Gotten piercings: has a few on each ear Had a broken heart: not really, she never connected with any partners more than getting along with them until cullen Been in love: with her husband yes haha Stayed up for more than 24 hours: when she was with the inquisition she stayed up late practically every night but now that she has a family shes sorted her sleeping out haha

ARE THEY

A virgin: nope A cuddler: biG TIME A kisser: hell yeh Scared easily: she used to be, but now shes tougher and doesn’t get too scared Jealous easily: fairly, especially when orlesians flirt with cullen haha. She likes to make a lot of jokes about it as well tho Trustworthy: yes Dominant: sometimes, depends on the occasion haha Submissive: uhh, kinda? again just depends really In love: yessss Single: hell no shes a married woman!

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Have they harmed themselves: not really, I mean some things are self inflicted but it’s not deliberate? Thought of suicide: once or twice when things were really really bad Attempted suicide: no Wanted to kill someone: she always has someone she hates, and she uses it to release her anger haha Ride a horse: she has her pet horse Theo who she takes every where, so yes she rides horses a lot haha Have/had a job: before the inquisition no, then she was inquisitor, and now she works with cullen to help recovering templars (they also have a mini farm where they live now) Have any fears: loosing her closest friends and family (the family she has with cullen tho, not with her parents and such because she doesn’t really get along with them)

FAMILY

Sibling(s): Earon and Grady Trevelyan who are both older and taught her a lot of what she knows. Parents: Olenna and Bronson Trevelyan Children: she has her oldest son Brennan Rutherford, her other son Tomlin Rutherford who is 2 years younger than Brennan and the they have their daughter Eilonwy Rutherford who is 3 years younger Pets: her horse Theo who shes had since he was a foul and however many countless mabari they have haha

Thank you for tagging me love! And I’m gonna tag: @turrkoise @nathanielshowe @lilacndgooseberries @dreadhobo @andrastini @ohgreywardan @denerims @heroes-x-thieves

Once again, another gem of the spiritual ancestor of The Banana Splits’ “Dear Drooper” segment--the “Questions and Answers” feature from Capt. Billy’s Whiz Bang, this time from the March 1921 number:

Dear Captain Billy--Why is a marriage performed on Friday considered unlucky?--Hoo Dew; Friday is so named because alloted to Frigga, the goddess of marriage. Perhaps that is why ceremonies on that day are so unlucky. *** Dear Captain Billy--My, hushand insists on wandering ahout the house barefooted at night, and I've been wondering if the servants have been attracting him out of his slumbers. What should I do?--Miriam DeVorce. A few tacks placed judiciously about the house will cure your husband's night walking in his bare feet. *** Dear Captain Bill--My fiance says she will not marry me until I have done something big in life. Can you suggest something?--WorriedRomeo Why not try washing elephants. *** Dear Skipper Bill--What is meant by a "ruined career?"--Carrie A. Kidd. Bartending. *** Dear Captain Bill--Who was the first jockey? Eve. Adam entered her in the human race. *** Dear Whiz Bang Bill--If a flivver ran over a farmer's rooster, what would he be out?--Artie Choke. Nothing that I know about, except possibly his rooster would be out a foot or two. ***. Dear Captain Billy--Who was the world's greatest female juggler?--Soubrette Sue. Nat Goodwin. *** Dear Captain Billy--What is the meaning of the word, "flapper"?--June Peas: Flapper is usually applied to a girl who flaps. *** Captain Bill--I am a wrestler and a very light sleeper, my wife snores likell. What would you recommend to stop her sonorous snores?---Ima Snoozer Use a strangle hold. *** Dear Skipper Bill--What is meant by the expression "A silent partner"?--Gangrene Gertie. A woman's husband. *** Dear Captain Bill--What makes the human race?--Hammond Eggs Men and women chasing each other. *** Dear Skipper Bill--What's the difference between a cow and a baby?--Dunn O. Nuttin. Well, a cow drinks water, to make milk, while a baby just drinks milk. *** Captain Billy--How can I keep my husband home at night?--Worried Newlywed Take five pounds of fusel oil, iwo pounds of prunes and one pound of raisins, put it in a five gallon crock. Then for nine dreary evenings, sit beside the crock and gently lift up the cheesecloth cover and hold communion therewith. It will sing a song to you in peculiar fashion, reminding you of the olden days when you put the parlor seashell to your ear to hear the wild waves roar. You'll hear Eva Tanguay singlng "I Don't Care." When the tenth day has come to pass, strain the contents of the crock into bottles and then you can,telephone your husband's drug store and tell him to come home. You should have no further troublein retaining his company. *** Dear Captain--What's the difference between a sea gull and a baby?--Flipflop Flapper A. sea gull flips along.the shore, while' a baby slips along the floor. *** Dear Skipper Bill--Don't you think that giving up drinking will assure a longer life?--Repentant Soak Perhaps you're right. I once gave ir up for 24 hours and it was the longest day I ever lived. *** Dear Farmer Billy--As an honest tiller of the soil, perhaps you can tell me thedifference between an apple and a ·girl?--Ann Arbor Sure, you have to squeeze an apple before you can get cider. But with a girl, you have to get "side" her before you can squeeze her. *** Dear Captain Bill--I live in Milwaukee and a neighbor of mine is always making home beer. Who should I report it to?--Adam Sapple Notify the American consul. *** Dear Sir and Captain--My husband, whenever he comes home intoxicated from moonshine liquor, kicks me in the stomach. What would you advise m to do?--Abused Wife. Turn your back on the brute. *** Dear Skipper--Could you tell me who is the inventor of the loose leaf system?--L. E., Phant. Eve. *** Dear Captain Jazzbo--I have a sweet girlie, with teeth quite pearly. I took her in my arms one night. She ccratched and giggled and tried to bite. Can you guess wnat's worrying me?--Hymanjasus Your poetry is punk, old trapper, and I'll answer you the same--You like to love but you hate to fight with a dirty neck when you monkey-bite. *** Dear Captain Bill--I see where you discuss at length the brevity of girls' attire, but I never see you object in your writings. How do you stand, anyway?--Noonan Night. Well, you don't see me wearing any smoked glasses. *** Dear Skipper Bill-What's your idea of a fine sight?--Lotta Bull I suppose you think I'Il say hosiery, but guess again. My idea of a fine sight is the one I have on my bear hunting rifle. *** Dear Whiz Bang Billy--What's the Inost useful food?--Fletcher Eyes Chicken.. You can eat it before it is born and after it is dead. *** Dear Doctor Billy-What are the three great plagues of the world?--Iva Sharpe Payne. My expert diagnosis reveals that the three greatest are: Water on the knee, liquor on the hip and woman on the brain. Which Paynes you most? *** Dear Skipper--Do you think it possible to get intoxicated on one-half of one percent beer?--Ring-around A. Rosey Sure, two hundred bottles of one half of one percent equals one hundred percent drunk.

If these are getting too much for you--or if you otherwise like this insight--do get back to me soonest, reader.