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we're going to have GROWN UP DINNER. I am making a SALAD. there will be CHAMPAGNE. it will be FANCY. we will be smoking WEED.
#its our one year anniversary hehehehe#apologies to anyone who one year ago today had to deal with my incessant posting about this beautiful amazing hilarious supportive#loving caring divine gorgeous angelic man that i love so so so much !!!!!!!#gonna marry that man. eventually. when we no longer live with his parents#im making a spinach salad with strawberries and pumpkin seeds and dried cranberries and goat feta and raspberry vinaigrette#and then one of those cracker barrel baked mac kits (because im lazy but theyre sooo good and quick but FEEL fancy)#and then for drinks we're having french 75's!! which are fantastic even if u dont have real champagne#(which we do from new years/xmas and just never popped it)#its basically a shot of gin a shot of lemon juice/simple syrup (or just lemonade) and topped with champagne (or just sparkling white wine)#its sooooo tasty#and we have like 3 types of gin so like 👀👀👀 we cna get creative#i have bombay raspberry/blackberry gin that would be soooo good with it#or hendricks amazonia that we got in the cancun airport#or just classic empress gin which is expensive but niiiice and its purple hehe#but so is the raspberry one hehe
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Do you ever just eat a couple pinches of salt straight cause if you don’t you’re missing out
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religious guilt but make it flight rising
#tfw youre a priest but dragon meat is sooooo tasty#my girl lives her life in constant fear of the lightweaver looking her way#scribble garnish#my art#dragons#flight rising#fr fanart#to be fair its not her fault shes a cannibal#its her parents fault for getting her cursed#jokes on them!!! they got ated#tw blood#i think this should have that tag. its blood adjacent imagery at least#blood pearl. blood eye. blood teeth.
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LOOK WHAT MY DAD GOT ME AAAHHHH
#i spek#golden kamuy#THE ENDING OF GOLDEN KAMUY IS SOOOOO GOOD#and im seeing the differences between the magazine version and this volume version#ITS SO TASTY TO SEE NEW ART AND EDITS#GOLDEN KAMUY BASED MANGA OF ALL TIME EVER
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REALLY wish wendy's wasnt the default food i wanted to eat. i ate it daily for like. years. it was so bad. and now when im hungry im like fuuuuuck
#i by all means SHOULD hate it for how much and the time period in my life which i ate it in. but its like. soooo good to me#its like the best to me. ugh.#it was just really easy to grab and tasty when you worked construction and always driving around places#and i lived RIGHT next to one for a period of time too#i sooooo wish one was in the plaza near me. they have a ton of fast food places in this plaza but no wendys#it would be dangerous for me tho lol#the other food i wish i could have is halal guys. THAT was fucking good eats#they have a place called halal bros here and it scratches the itch a little but its not the same#in this period of my life tho it was usually the only meal i ate a day was just the wendys meal tho. and then i would go home and sleep
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I really love it when characters are forced to confront their past. Usually via some sort of magical item or spell or mind reading tool, when they sink back into that moment where everything changed, even when (especially when) they didn’t realize it was so important at the time. When they get the chance to look back on their past and see their present with clarity. So delicious
#thinking of infinity train obv but this is also just a trope#and its sooooo good. so tasty#gray speaks
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Can you overdose on B-12
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Just roasted a delicata squash for the first time and hnngggg it's so goooood
#all it needed was butter salt and pepper and its sooooo tasty#also- got the squash at a local farm stand! so thats neat :)
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Ughhhhhh the only O'Charleys in my whole state was 5 minutes from my work and I JUST fell in love with them and their chicken tenders, only to get an email this morning about how they're closing that location 😭😭😭😭😭
#fuck my stupid baka life!!!!!!!!!!!#txt#yeah their menu is basically applebees#but they do it sooooo well#their loaded mac n cheese....its got fockin chives in it bro#and its all tasty even reheated....#im so sad...#food
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tempted to get the app thats like letterboxd for beers or whatever so i can remember the tastey beers i have once and then forget the name of
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MULTIPLE people have gotten honeybee!cas and regarding!dean on the castiwheel/deanwheelchester and i just gotta say. did you guys forget that dean is dying during that or
#maybe its cause i only write angst but i only see situations where that would be SOOOOO tasty and painful#stevie.txt#destiwheel
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nothing like being depressed as fuck all work day, hearing more bad news when you get off work, & then cooking yourself an amazing meal with little effort that tastes so fucking good
#its the small things but also i need to start making this ravioli whenever i can bc its so easy and sooooo tasty#i really needed something to go right today so thank fucking god i know how to cook a simple meal#meowl.txt
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I was binging your monster!König and its sooooo good, I love how you portray the powerdynamic
But i was wondering how would Monster!König react to his wife being on her period? What would he do? How would he react
Feel free to ignore this if you want - im unsure if youve done something similar in the past! 💞
Monster!Konig doesn't understand the concept of periods, at all. He knows that humans are weak, and vulnerable, that you have those days when you are even weak than usual - he learns to love it, of course, even your snappy and bratty behavior is adorable to him because at last, his pet is showing him her teeth!! You are snapping and yelling at him, maybe even biting him just a little bit from the frustration, munching on his tentacles because you need something to dunk your rage on and he is the perfect candidate.
You have such a perfect smell whenever you're on your period, he just wants to forget all about his missions and war on humans and establishing the dystopian regime because he wants to spend all of his time between your legs, lapping on your blood like a mad dog( you smell so sweet for him, so tasty, he is not caring about your overstimulation, he is only doing it for himself, just to taste your precious blood like this! You are not allowed to wear any sort of period products, you're free bleeding on everything and all of the other monsters are following you like lost puppies because you smell so delicious!
Your body is confused because of the eggs, you're getting all sorts of weird reactions - sometimes you miss your periods, sometimes they last for a week and make you lactate, sometimes they are worse than normal and Konig is forced to confront the fact you're not just his dumb pet, you have your own needs too. Unfortunately for you, it would only mean that he will munch on your even more, making sure you're all nice and open for even more of his tongue(
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pairing: Harry Styles x singer!reader (fc: Rihanna)
summary: “Well-known people usually don’t have the privilege to protect their private life. It’s impressive for how long you did it,”
a/n: this one has been in my drafts for months. i just found it and decided to post it before writing for scientist!reader. enjoy!
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harryupdates
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harryupdates Celebrating YN's half-time performance at tonight's Super Bowll here's a throwback to 2013 MTV awards.
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hArrysbtch good ol' days when Harry was eating oranges during award shows
ynupdates i still think they look super cute together
harrysfan and then harry made 1D boys sing fourfive seconds on radio 1??? he had a big crush on her
ynsfan01 yn later that night during the interview? 'they had very tasty fruits during performances' girl...
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harrysno1fan
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harrysno1fan Harry arriving in Glendale, Arizona a few hours ago. what the hell is he doing in the US???? wasn't he literally wasted at the BRITs like 5 hours ago??? isn't he supposed to be in Australia like tomorrow???
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harryupdates interesting
harryfootball is he there for super bowl???
⤷ harrysbtch i don't think he knows much about American football, most like something to do with the half time show
⤷ harrysmoustache are you saying that he's going to be YN's surprise guest????? im gonna pass out
harryfan82 he's gonna boil in those clothes xd
ynupdates i hope he's there for the half time show
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harryandyn
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harryandyn remember when this photo resurfaced a few years ago? and nobody said it was a photoshop and no one knew about it being real? I stand by my words then - they're closer than we think. mark my words people
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ynupdates well, that would be a real power couple
harryupdates a collab would be a dream
hArrysbtch harry did admit having a crush on yn for years, maybe he acted on it?
ynsfan101 you all know that yn has a baby??
⤷ ynsmybestie of course, but she never said who the father is (she doesn't have to, her choice) so it gives you a place to speculate - respectfully!!!
⤷ ynshands babes, yn is super private, so is harry... it could work
⤷ ynsfan101 all im saying its strange not having seen them once together outside of award shows
⤷ ynsmybestie years in the industry teach you that
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ynupdates
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ynupdates YN DURING THE HALFTIME SHOW! SHE IS PREGNANT WITH HER SECOND CHILD !!! the moment they showed I screamed so loud at the TV...
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ynsmybestie OMFGAKWSK i am so happy for her
ynsmymama yas, im gonna have another sibling 💀
ynshands guys, we're not getting this album, like ever
ynsnextalbum hi guys, I'm not coming till 2040
harrysmoustache did you guys saw harry during the performance???????
⤷ hArrysbtch they're so together, no way
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harryupdates
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harryupdates HARRY AT THE SUPER BOWL !!! Harry attended half time show (YN's performance) and then left with her team...
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ynupdates he looks very comfy 💀
hArrysbtch they're SOOOOO together, no other way
harrysmoustache power couple
ynsmybestie i knew yn had good taste in man
hArrysbtch wait
hArrysbtch wooow
hArrysbtch DOES IT MEAN THAT HARRY IS A DAD ???!
⤷ harrysfan291 no way
⤷ ynsmybestie i mean... it's possible
⤷ harryshands HE IS A FATHER???
harryfan82 let's not spread rumours
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harrystyles
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harrystyles yourinstagram 👶🏾👶🏾
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yourinstagram we make beautiful babies
⤷ harrystyles it's all you, mama
ynupdates no words....
harryupdates congratulations!!!!
violadavis oh, mama. do you ever get some sleep?
⤷ yourinstagram barely, its harrystyles fault
⤷ harrystyles mint ice cream?
⤷ yourinstagram 🧍🏻♂️🧎🏿♀️
⤷ ynsmybestie girl????? oh, you got it BAD bad
ynsmybestie so she really in love? damn
harrysmoustache he's a daddy?????
ynshands well, now i know your babies are gonna be the most beautiful
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harrysupdates
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harrysupdates HARRY AND YN AT THE HOTEL IN GLENDALE! i have a feeling after yesterday we're gonna see much more of them
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harrysmoustache they're in love love, got it
harrysfan290 might go sleep on the highway tonight
hArrysbtch it's too much to process. Harry's taken, he's with THEE YN, he's got a child and another one on the way???
ynupdates so they're that kinda couple? love it
ynshands yeah, it's been long enough since I felt this lonely, fair enough
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yourinstagram
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yourinstagram did this photoshoot not knowing little Bee is gonna have a sibling. harrystyles thank you for... you know what, for once i'll keep it PG ❤
britishvogue thank you for letting us be on the cover
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harrystyles thank you for Bee and little Sprout ❤
⤷ yourinstagram love you
taylorswift congratulations you two!
annetwist Can't wait to meet my second grandchild ❤️
harryupdates the joined interview???? babes
ynupdates i cried while reading the interview
hArrysbtch looking good, mama 🧎♀️
⤷ yourinstagram making me blush, im taken!
⤷ hArrysbtch what the hell???
⤷ yourinstagram i like your username, relatable
⤷ hArrysbtch JAIL
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https://www. vogue.co.uk/news/article/yn-and-harry-and-their family
British Vogue
On a surprisingly sunny day in London, our writer Tommy Jenkins was invited to the beautiful rural home on the outskirts of the busy capital city. The garden was blooming with spring flowers, covering the better part of the front house garden. On the porch was the whole YSN-Styles family - YN, Harry and their little first child - Bee (nickname, name not yet revealed to the public).
The first time I talked to YN was after the 2014th MTV Music Awards, already struck by her presence, the way she presented herself and treated everyone around her - always kind, helpful and ready to cooperate. This is my first interview with YN, but also Harry Styles, who is YN’s husband.
“We’ve been married, what, about seven months?” YN wondered, looking at Harry, who was cuddling their nine-month-old son.
“Seven months and fourteen days exactly, time flies.”
“He’s better with dates than me,” YN countered with a smile.
The wedding was small, held in this very house, I’ve been for the last few hours. Closest family and friends, sleeping Bee in the first row attended the ceremony, which then transferred to a dinner with Stevie Nicks performing. After my question of why they didn't announce it to the public, Harry took over the wheel, “there was no need to. It was something very private, personal to us. It uhm it still feels wrong to talk about with you, no offence.” No offence was taken. “Well-known people usually don’t have the privilege to protect their private life. It’s impressive for how long you did it,” I responded. “It’s sad. But we made it work.”
Enjoy the rest of the interview and learn about YN and Harry’s relationship, their future plans, YN’s new album and Harry’s next film role.
TJ: Coming back to the privacy, what tipped the weight on the scales to accept our interview?
YN: Good question. I think - well - I think after I decided to do the HalfTime Show it was bound to happen. There was no way I could hide my huge belly. Laughs. It just came up one evening and we were like “fuck it, let’s do it”.
TJ: HalfTime Show, how was it?
YN: Exhausting. It’s not easy dancing with this big of a belly, especially when you know that your child is right there. There - we had some second thoughts when I started to near the seven month mark. Just like with Bee my belly got quite big - which I love to see, hate to manoeuvre - I mean my back and legs are hurting me non stop. But going back to the topic - umm - yeah. The decision was hard, but we made it together.
TJ: Harry, you came to the show right after winning everything you could on the BRITs. Congratulations, by the way!
Harry: Thank you. Blushing. Ehmm, yeah, in the beginning we decided to be together at the show. I actually didn’t want to be at the BRITs but YN bought me a plane ticket. Laughs. Yeah, I just flew to Glendale the day of the show to support my wife.
TJ: How was the dancing on the platforms, YN?
YN: Terrifying. But I was harnessed and secure.
TJ: If you let me, I want to ask you about your first meeting. Was it actually the 2013 MTV awards?
YN: It was. Ten - oh my lord - ten years ago. It’s crazy!
TJ: How was it?
YN: I don’t remember the award show, just eating some oranges form a cute stranger behind me and then giving him my number. Which he lost.
TJ: No, you didn’t!
Harry: I did, I did lose the YN YSN phone number. My mates - my band mates - teased me for months about it. It was scary, actually.
TJ: And when did you meet next?
YN: When was it? December 2015?
Harry: Yeah. I may or may not have made my bandmates perform FourFive Seconds during our Live Lounge set, and it just sprinted from there.
YN: I DMed him after being shown that video by my younger sister. And that DM is actually framed and hang in Harry’s home studio.
TJ: What was it?
Harry: “I guess it took collaborating with Paul McCartney to have you give me a hint.”
TJ: And you started from there?
YN: And never looked back.
TJ: It wasn’t the last time you performed YN’s song, was it? Wild Thoughts?
YN: Laughing. I love this!
Harry: That was our first - let’s say - crumb to give people about us.
TJ: Please elaborate.
YN: I wrote my verses in Wild Thoughts with Harry in mind, let’s be real. He was my inspiration and has been since the moment we’ve started seeing each other. But it was Harry’s idea to cover it. I loved it and he did it beautifully, like always.
TJ: I assume your albums are about YN?
Harry: Smiles.
TJ: Okay, I understand. Let’s move on. YN, when we are in the topic of music -
YN: Oh no. My fans sent you, didn’t they?!
TJ: I’m one of them! When can we expect something? A crumb even.
YN: Two months. I - I have a full album written. Don’t know if my fans will like it, it’s - it’s different from anything I’ve done already. It’s something more rock, I’d say. With R&B of course. I couldn’t abandon my favourite genre. There are a few collaborations, Lift Me Up is there, too, a few notes sprouted all over the tracks maybe meaning something. Smirking. I really want them all to like it, but I wouldn't blame them if they didn’t. That’s just the way of how things could go.
TJ: I love it already.
Harry: It’s very beautiful. Personal and deep.
TJ: Harry, you’ve just won twoGrammy awards. Congratulations. But I want to ask you about acting. Do you have something, a script that you want to take part in bringing up to live?
Harry: Thank you. Uhm. Right now I’m touring and whenever the baby is born, we’re stopping. Time for family is the most important thing in my life.
TJ: Thank you for talking with me and welcoming us to your home.
The day you’re reading this interview - when it is published - YN already dropped her album. It probably is no. 1 on Billboard and breaking records. And if not? Be ready to listen to new music from YN - it’s closer than ever.
#harry styles x reader#harry styles x you#harry styles x y/n#harry styles fake ig#harry styles one shot#harry styles imagine#singer!reader#harry styles#harry styles fanfiction
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[id: two images of a ramen bowl i made for myself. it's broth is a warm brown and its topped with bok choy, green onions, and a soft boiled egg. the first image has the egg intact while the second has sliced in half. end id.]
GUYSSSSSS I had this like so many hours ago but i suck so bad at soft boiling eggs and peeling them but this one was so perfect it made my whole day it was soooooooo good... there was also cheese and roast beef in it which aren't visible in the picture but it was sooooo tasty believe it
#cooking scares me so bad but when i have something i like i will perfect it. i have created the perfect ramen (#for me) and i love it so so muc#egg green onions cheese bok choy sliced meat a bit of soy and hoisin sauces plus obscene amounts of lemon juice.. i love you#food#image described#with id#.ares
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SOOOOO..... I have been seeing animal HRT show up on Twitter a lot in the trans community because of @ayviedoesthings little dragon comic so I thought "Hey why don't I join the fun." But there are two problems.
I'm a straight cis mostly white guy and
I AM HORRIBLE AT DRAWING ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A ROBOT!
SO I DECIDED! ah to hell with it I never cared about my masculinity, I am a being of ADHD, autism, OCD, AND CHAOS! FATE GAVE ME A MALE FORM TO EXIST IN!! I WOULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FLIP IF TOMORROW IT GAVE ME A FEMALE ONE!!! and also I'll just do it in a written story. but I am not doing someone going through the whole HRT process. 1. because I would probably be very grim describing it and 2. my brain won't stop thinking about what would happen if the military had access to a drug that would turn their soldiers into animal soldiers. SO HERE IS
PROJECT CHIMERA
Part 1
General Samuel grumbled as he rode the elevator down. If it was up to him he would have never approved this project. If it was up to him he would have never tested this on former soldiers. If it was up to him he would have gone with the doctor with the German-sounding name instead of putting the cryptic scientist who somehow knew about the project and contacted the government about being in charge. And if it was up to him he would have never would have never put himself as the one to be reviewing this project. As the elevator stopped and the doors opened Sam saw a man in a lab coat waiting for him. "Ah, General. So nice of you to visit us." said the man. Sam assumed this was the scientist. Doctor Thánatos. "Come in, Come in. I got something big I want to show you." The scientist turned around and quickly walked down the hallway. As Sam walked down the hall with the scientist, he noticed big cells to his sides with humanoid beasts in them with the names of the occupants by the cell, one of whom he recognized. Sergeant Thorn, one of the best hand-to-hand fighters he knew, before she lost her legs and an arm in an explosion. But now it looks like she was more than a fighter, she was a beast. Not only were her legs and her arm back, but she now sported green scales and a long tail. She resembled a female version of the villain the lizard. Suddenly Thorn jumped towards him, causing him to step back. her claws struck the reinforced glass wall that divided them. She let out a guttural laugh. "Ah, it's nice to see a familiar tasty face." She said licking her teeth "What's wrong soldier. Don't you know time changes people?" Sam was shocked. This was not the Thorn he knew he knew. She was tough, but she would always rather make friends than start a fight. "What's wrong captain. Not happy to see old friends captain." Said a voice behind him. Sam quickly turned around and saw in front of him a creature with dark black feathers covering its body, razor-sharp claws for feet and hands, and giant black-as-night wings sprouting from its back. "Oh sorry is it General now?" It said from a sharp-beaked mouth. Sam turned to look at the nameplate. Pilot O'hares. Sam knew him. One of his old drink buddies. He had heard that he quit the Air Force when he crashed his favorite jet, one he had gone on so many missions with, saying he would never fly again. "Ah, Ignore them. They aren't important right now." Sam turned to the scientist who was at the end of the hall by a big metal door. He was about to question what he did to his old friends when he noticed something. Three empty cells, one of them having more dust than the other. Doctor Harris, Private Gorgonzola, and Private Tompson. "I got some questions for you egg head. Why the hell are these people in cells, Why the hell are three of them empty, AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THEM!" The General yelled angrily "I was told they would look more human like this far into the project and not like animals. They also shouldn't be acting like ones too." The scientist only let out a laugh. "Oh I will answer the first and third questions but I will only answer the second once you see what's behind these doors. Now the cells are for ours and also for their safety. The normal drug that excuse of a doctor is selling is quite too slow, so with some modifications, I was able to speed it up, though it does seem to increase a person's animalistic instincts. Still, I see that as an improvement. My version is much more suited for the battlefield." The scientist pressed some buttons on a keypad and the metal door opened. "Now let me show you my personal project."
This is part 1 and part 2 will be out soon
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