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procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics · 9 months

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Corlys Velaryon NSFW Alphabet

summary: it's in the title :)

notes: why is writing fanfic so easy compared to original works :///

warnings: written with afab!reader in mind, smut, mentions of corlys' god complex

tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @levithestripper @cookielovesbook-akie @a-beaverhousen @ilikeitbetterangsty (hmu to be added/removed!)

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He knows his size. That’s all I’m gonna say. Takes care of you real good, massages you if you feel sore.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands, especially his fingers. Also knows exactly what his ringed hands do to you, and uses it to his full advantage.

Loves your ass. Corlys is definitely into spanking, and it shows.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

All this talk of legacy makes me 100% sure that he always cums inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to fuck you on every centimeter of Driftmark, and then some.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s seen the world, of course he’s experienced (also he’s a dilf so…)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It’s a tie between anal and doggy. He really does love your ass, and anal is a way to be super super close to you. Doggy is just for the view tbh.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a serious person, and that translates into the bedroom.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely has a manscaping kit from Lys.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I think he’d be surprisingly romantic and gentle with you, but then he notices the size difference between your head and his hands and…

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

While he’s away, he does it to relieve himself, but he doesn’t need that when you’re there.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, breeding kink, bondage and dom/sub dynamics

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere really, as long as it’s not public

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A display of power from you gets him a little bit excited tbh. It’s more pride than anything, but he still finds it hot.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share you. You’re his, and it should stay that way. Also, he wouldn’t enjoy subbing or being tied up, but he loves it on you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving, like the man he is. He’s also disgustingly good at it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Look at him. He does whatever gets your brain mushy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Seldom, if there’s been a long time period without seeing each other.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As long as the risks aren’t any of his No’s he’s okay with experimenting (on you)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Lasts forever. He needs a little rebound time, but he could go at it all night.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s traveled the world, so I’d assume he’s brought some stuff back.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves to tease you. As said, he wants you to be a little cockdumb. Especially if you’re very powerful normally, there’s something about you being a babbling mess for him that just gets him going

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Silent and deadly

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Brings you lingerie from Lys and Myr to tear it apart

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He knows his size, and his size is big :)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high I’d say. He needs it, especially if he’s had a long day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes care of you for a while, but as soon as you’re cuddling together, he’s gone

#corlys #corlys x reader #corlys velaryon x reader #x reader #reader insert #corlys velaryon x you #corlys velaryon #lord corlys #lord corlys x reader #lord corlys x you #corlys velaryon smut #corlys velaryon imagine #corlys valeryon #corlys valeryon x reader

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bakidose · 2 years

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— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

taglist: @katsukichu

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youre-deadangel · 3 years

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nsfw alphabet|s.rogers

summary; we know the drill.

genre; smut

pairing; steve rogers x reader

warnings!; SMUT 18+, spanking, captain kink, choking

author’s note; none.

word count; 1k words.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Steve is very attentive to his lovers. After sex all of his worries are about you. Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you want something to eat or drink? Wanna take a nap? Little things.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Steve likes his hands. The way he can make you crumble from his fingers or how he can make you breathless by gently gripping your throat.

Steve loves your ass. He loves watching as you bend over to pick things up, seeing you run around in booty shorts, and watching it bounce each time he spanks you. Your ass is heaven to him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Steve cums a lot, he knows this, so do you. You prefer is he cums inside of you so you can feel it pour once he pulls out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Steve likes it when you call him, “Cap/Captain”. Some about you using this title of power fills him with pride and arousal. The moment those words leave your lips, he's hard as a rock.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's very unexperienced. He had one or two flings after coming to the present but, he’s still learning. Occasionally he’ll ask to try new things to pleasure you so you’ll have to teach him little thing but, otherwise he does well for a newbie.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Dogstyle, he needs to see your ass jiggle each time he thrusts his hips.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Sex is usually a very serious act between you two. If it's something early in the morning and you both just wanna lay around, it's soft and giggly. When you two first started off it was very giggly as he was learning.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's oddly smooth most of the time. He usually waxes for missions.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Steve likes to keep eye contact as he fucks you. Watching the way your eyes roll back as his cock hits your cervix could make him cum in two seconds.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He hardly jerks off but, if you're being a tease while he's away he's going to have to spend some extra time in the shower.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Captain kink, choking and spitting. He's a few more but, those are the main ones.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom. It's so easy to please you there, the bed is comfortable and you look angelic as you squirm on it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You, everything about you. From your thighs to your ass to your beautiful face.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Using his full strength on you. He's fearful that he may hurt you by accident.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Steve is a giver. His tongue, though inexperienced, works wonders on your aching pussy. He especially loves it when you guide him to the proper spots and moan when he does it right.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's both. He can be rough and fast when he's stressed or slow and sensual after he's returned from a long mission.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickest. They're one of the only things that can keep his libido in check.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's definitely fucked you in the conference room. Bent your pretty ass over the large table, held your hands behind your back, and rearranged your guts. He only did after he was 1000% sure you two won't get caught.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The serum, that damned thing, gave him a little too much to work with. If you can keep up, 4-5 rounds and nearly 30 minutes each. If it's a slower night 1 or two. Sometimes he wants to take his time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Though he doesn't own any toys, you do. A vibrator, butt plug, and handcuffs, nothing too serious. Tony and Sam often get you two gag gifts for holidays which include sex toys but, Steve is usually too embarrassed.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Steve is a relatively nice person in the bedroom, most of the teasing is done by you. Every once in a while you'll get on his nerves and he has to punish you by teasing. Dirty whispers into your ear, dragging his fingers down your spine and holding your hips, and dragging his crotch against your ass when he squeezes by you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not loud, the most you get is soft grunts and panting. Very rarely you'll hear him moan but, that only if it's been a really long time.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes when you wear an outift inspired by the 40′s...do with that what you will.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

The serum was good to him. A little too good. 9 inches and fucking thick as hell. Feels like a train trying to fit through a mouse hole. Have fun walking.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Well, he hasn't gotten pussy….like ever so it's pretty high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Steve waits for you to fall asleep. He'll stroke your hair or your smooth skin, which slowly lulls you to sleep. Only once he's sure you're asleep and safe, he'll rest. Even if he's been away on a mission, he tries his best to stay awake just a little longer

#youre-deadangel writings #youre-deadangel

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atomic-taco-muffin · 3 years

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Sweet! (Don't worry, I've checked) So if it ok, may I have one of Riku as well? If not, I can definitely ask for something else 🙇🏽‍♀️

I gotchu!

Riku NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: What the title says

Rating: NSFW under the cut

This is kind of rushed since I’m starting to get tired but I hope you enjoy

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Riku was a bit rough with his aftercare but he soon got better at it

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Riku likes his arms. They’re muscular and he can easily pick you up with them. On you, he loves your cheeks! He loves to poke them and play with them. They’re so cute!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This boy will cum in you and it will be thick. No, you cannot change my mind

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to have a threesome with Sora but he’s to possessive over you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Surprisingly, he’s only been with you. Riku has only been working on his training that he hadn’t had time to find a partner

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press. I don’t need to explain myself

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Nope. Not happening. Sorry sweetie

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His pubes are a darker grey and he tries his hardest to keep it shaved. Sometimes, he’s too lazy to do so

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s kind of bad at being romantic but he tries his hardest.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t really do it. He just focuses on training a lot.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pet play (more like bunny play but still)

Slight daddy kink

S&M

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Strictly in the bedroom. Anywhere else is not gonna happen with him

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just anything sexy. Like showing your ass and other shit like that

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that will really hurt you (knives and other shit like that) and no threesomes. Again, he’s possessive

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s actually pretty good at oral but he much prefers if you suck him off

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He was kind of sloppy his first time but he soon got the hang of it. He tries to go slow but he ends up going really fast

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s okay with them. They’re not his most favorite thing in the world but he still likes to have some

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s not necessarily a risk taker but he does like to experiment

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last for up to 5 rounds depending on how horny he is. He mainly wants to focus on you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

All he owns is a single vibrator. That’s it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t really know how to tease but he tries his absolute best

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

You’ll mostly hear heavy breathing and some dirty talk there but sometimes, he’ll let out a lil moan here and there

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One time, he forgot to lock the door and Mickey walked in. Let’s just say that they could not be near each other

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s a little bit over average in length but he makes up for it with a large girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a steady sex drive. Again, he mainly tries to focus on training

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he lays on your chest, BOOM! Dead asleep! Can’t wake him up at all!

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cacoetheswriting · 3 years

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nsfw alphabet - berlin

A/N: (request): The title says it all so a smut warning is in place.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex?)

Believe it or not Berlin, or should you say Andrés, is quite affectionate after sex. He’ll press his body closely against yours and place intimate soft kisses across your collarbone. He’ll ask if you enjoyed yourself, if you need anything. However most of all he likes to listen to you whispering words of affirmation. Knowing how much he means to you makes Berlin feel better about himself.

B = Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Berlin’s favourite body part of yours is most definitely your ass. He loves how it looks in jeans, skirts, that red jumpsuit, but most of all he likes it bare. He’ll grab, caress, clasp and knead the flesh when you’re having sex - smack it when he can, even in public.

When it comes to himself however he doesn't have a favourite body part per-say - anything he can use to pleasure you really.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

He loves to come inside of you, of course. His cock pumping deep until he explodes and the white extract drips slowly down your thigh mixing with your own wetness. Although what he enjoys most of all is erupting in your mouth. Sometimes when he feels his own climax nearing he’ll pull out of your dripping pussy, climb up to straddle your face and plunge his wet hard-on into your mouth. It doesn't take long for the first shot of his cum to blast against the back of your throat - the gooey soo coating your tongue, filling your mouth completely and eventually being forced out between your lips.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Berlin secretly enjoys watching other people hit on you. There is something about the way you react, casually flirting back just to see if he'd get jealous, that gets his motor running. Of course he uses that drive to punish you for such flirtations the second he gets you alone.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

To say he's experienced would be an understatement, however, his sexual maturity is not what makes him so skilled at pleasuring you. Berlin took his time exploring your likes and dislikes in bed very early into your relationship. He can read your body like a map, knows where you’re most delicate and exactly what buttons to press to get you going.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying)

As much as he revels in power play and taking charge in bed, there is something about the cowgirl position that Berlin cannot say no to. He loves the feeling of you kneeling on top and pushing off his chest as you slide up and down. His hands exploring your body freely, groping your ass, fingers pulling on your nipples. Not to mention how incredibly hot you look.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Definitely more on the serious side. He’ll tease you to assert power and make the infrequent dirty joke however overall Berlin is more somber when you’re in bed and focused on making you feel good rather than making you laugh.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn’t really care about what he looks like down there. Occasionally he will clean himself up but it’s very rare. Not that you complain; in your opinion it makes him look more manly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Berlin is not the romantic type. He enjoys being close to you and will shower you with affection but after sex rather than during.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He is not ashamed to admit he jacks off frequently; it is human nature after all. What he prefers though is to masturbate with you - usually as a form of foreplay. He’ll order you to pleasure yourself and watch you intensively and pumping his hard cock while you rub your clit.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

The dark haired thief very much has a BDSM kink. He doesn't get to act on it often but when he does, well it is safe to say you have trouble walking the next day.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere and everywhere - you don't even have to be alone as long as you can be discreet. The mere thought of your naked body rubbing against his is enough to get him going, and once he’s turned on he simply must have you. It doesn't matter where you are; or who's around.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A better question would be what doesn't get him going. Berlin gets turned on just by looking at you. There have been times even where he’d be looking at an object such as a table and his mind would wonder - how he’d love to bend you over that and have his way.

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even though he doesn't mind other people flirting with you, a big no no is sharing you with anyone. You are his and his alone therefore threesomes or group sex is definitely off the table.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc,)

Receiving - and damn are you good at that. He loves looking down at you as your sweet lips are wrapped around his erect member. The sensation he gets as your tongue slides over his cock while you suck on the head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to pound you asserting dominance and power. Fingertips digging into your waist, his mouth kissing yours, he enjoys fucking you fast barely giving you a chance to breathe. Although when he wants to he can go slow, mainly to tease you are quite simply admire your beauty.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

It would be safe to say that he prefers quickies to conventional sex. He revels in the fact he can have you whenever he wants to; fuck you shamelessly leaving you breathless, legs quaking. Of course if the two of you have more time to spare he’ll pleasure you slowly, properly. Taking you bit by bit.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As long as what he wants to try is okay with you, anything is fair game. He would never do anything to hurt you purposefully or make you uncomfortable therefore even though he is the dominant in your relationship, you need to approve whatever it is he’d like to do to you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Usually one or two, maybe even three - depending how long and taxing each round is.

T = Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He is a proud owner of a few toys from various vibrators, handcuffs, spanking paddles, and even nipple clamps. He doesn't use them often, but when he does he makes you feel things you have never felt before. His favourite little toy to use on you is a remote controlled vibrator - pretty self explanatory.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Berlin is quite the tease although no bigger than you. In your relationship, you are the one that acts like a brat, petering and tormenting him. You know exactly which buttons to push to turn him on to the point of no return.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’ll mainly talk dirty to you, whisper all of the things he’s going to do to you, call you ‘his slut’ because he knows how hot and bothered that gets you.

W = Wild Card (random headcanon for the character)

Despite his brooding and dominant exterior, Andrés is tender and compassionate. He always puts you first. Your comfort and safety are of utmost importance to him. He’ll hold your hand, embrace you when you least expect it, and listen to everything you have to say. He’s a great listener.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Perhaps the biggest you’ve been with. He’s quite thick, and stretches you out well hitting all of the right spots.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Remarkably high. It surprised you at first because you wouldn't have expected it from the older brooding thief but you’ve come to appreciate and definitely enjoy it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll wait for you to fall asleep first; like a true gentleman. Once your eyes are closed and he can hear your soft elegant snores, he’ll snuggle even closer to you taking in your scent and drift to sleep with you safely in his arms.

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feralnumberfive · 3 years

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The Rewatch Academy: Episode 6 of Season 1

“The Day That Wasn’t”

I am in no way a good analyst so my little analysis and speculations probably sound a bit goofy or pretty wild and probably mean nothing at all. Everything I put into this post about each episode is purely what I noticed or thought, whether it’s funny or serious. I will be making jokes, so please just leave it at that (in no way am I trying to make fun of an actor and or character!) I am also in no way saying I noticed this stuff first. This is just what I noticed while rewatching these episodes

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☂ Klaus is lucky that he never got the briefcase shot up

☂ *Hears Klaus flush the toilet and talk* Luther: Oh good, you’re up

☂ Also Luther gave Klaus about two seconds to get up before hounding him again on getting downstairs

☂ Sounds like Tom’s accent slipped a little bit when he said “three days”

☂ Yeah they needed to have a family meeting right away and yet they took the time to go get coffee or at least order it and have it delivered

☂ “Old bastard” and “Our little psycho”

☂ I still don’t get at this point how they wouldn’t believe Five. Look at him, he himself is evidence of his time traveling! He was gone for 45 years, but to them it was only 17. Either way they try to grasp at that, Five would look older if he made it back without messing up. He knew about their father’s death without anyone telling him. I really think all the mistrust comes from the way he looks and the way he acts (they obviously believe he’s just crazy right now)

☂ “What did Five even see?”

☂ Also throw back to 1x02 and I didn’t realized this until now but Five doesn’t have his tie

☂ I know it’s for the title card gag but no one questions the random umbrella falling and popping open

☂ I aspire to be as sarcastic as Hazel

☂ So where exactly is The Commission HQ at? Is it a random location in the real world? If so then wouldn’t normal people happen to stumble upon it? What about their location in space in the comics? Is this in space?? All we know is that it’s in/based off of the year 1955

☂ “I’d like to discuss the logistics of my family’s safety at your earliest convenience.” He cuts right to what’s most important to him. No “How will you stop the apocalypse?” or “What’s my job?” and even “How will my body replacement work?”

☂ Five sounds almost like he’s snapped back into a work mindset. He's suddenly polite and calm with The Handler. Maybe being back in a work environment has made his brain automatically switch into being more professional. However he might also be acting this way to try to throw her off of him being antsy with a plan

☂ Here's some Commission posters shown throughout 1x06

☂ One of us, one of us, one of us-

☂ So basically The Commission makes up history? How do they know what to do and when to make something happen? How do they know it’s right? And what’s The Commission supposed to do when the world ends? Haven't they already fixed stuff in the past or are there just continuous time loops so they need to make sure things happen over and over again? If multiple historical events happen with multiple ways they are made, then which one gets to be in the original timeline??

☂ Dot: No hard feelings! 😁

Ma’am does it look like he’s going to accept that

☂ Wait why are Hazel and Cha-Cha considered the best Temporal Assassins if Five was/is the best?

☂ Well Five has the job of taking down the Hindenburg again but this time from behind a desk. So it’s possible to accomplish “corrections” without actually having assassins do the work. So I guess there’s just so many timelines that they need to fix every single one of them over and over? That sounds like a pain in the ass

☂ TUA portraits!

☂ Y’know I have to agree with Allison on this one. Vanya was left out, however she’s offering to talk with her about the important family matter and Vanya is just denying it. I get she’s upset, but her sister is offering to include her. After Vanya leaves Allison immediately wants to go after her to talk with her. On the other hand Allison should have told her it was an emergency meeting and that they didn’t have the time to ask Vanya to join them

☂ Klaus seems genuinely concerned/upset for Vanya

☂ “We need to figure out what causes the apocalypse. Now, there are loads of possibilities. Nuclear war, asteroids.” Wow spot on, Luther! I can’t believe they actually included foreshadowing for both apocalypses (even though technically it was a chunk of the moon, not an asteroid.) I wonder how much foreshadowing for S3 was put into S2.......

☂ I know it’s big joke about Luther and the moon, but the poor guy just really believes that he was on the moon for an important reason. I mean if I were in his shoes I would believe him too since he had to send a lot of daily updates and samples

☂ “Klaus shockingly has a point. What gives us a win this time?” Shhhh careful Diego, he’s right behind you

☂ Luther is initially the only one onboard with Five on trying to stop the apocalypse. All the others want to go off and do their own thing before the world ends. He tries to get The Umbrella Academy back together to work as a team, but his leadership skills are now severely lacking. Do people *cough cough* mainly people who hate him *cough cough* overlook Luther wanting to also get his family together to stop the apocalypse with his family? Definitely.

☂ “We need the full force of the Academy to stand a chance.” Well golly gee, Allison, what did did Luther just try to do? Was that not him trying to round up all of The Umbrella Academy to stop the apocalypse?

☂ Even though Vanya is ranting, how does she not hear all the creaking metal and shaking cars?

☂ *it’s sunny around them but just the block they’re walking on is rainy until she calms down* “ThAt’S a CoInCiDeNcE.”

☂ The hall floor and Diego’s floor are so dusty

☂ It’s sweet that Diego wants Klaus to get clean in a safe way instead of going cold turkey

☂ Dot, what does “utter silence” mean to you?

☂ “Look at you, deadly little thing.” You’re not wrong, but I don’t think he appreciates being called “thing”

☂ Such a smug smile

☂ So how does Five know all of this about Karl and his son? Does it talk about Otto never washing his hands in the file? That seems like an oddly specific detail but I guess in a case file it gives as many details as possible for the worker to figure out who needs to get assassinated

☂ There are a few cog references all relating to The Commission, so I wonder if this is a nod to “Teenagers” or if they’re just using this terminology

☂ Odd tattoos (sorry for the super blurry pic)

☂ “Can I ask you a cuckoo bananas question?” Hazel is such a fun guy

☂ “Wouldn’t it be nice to kill who you want for a change?” You mean like straight up unhinged murder?

☂ The first time I watched this Hazel and Cha-Cha scene I for sure thought that Hazel was a dead man

☂ This scene just absolutely breaks my heart 💔

☂ *skips 25:24-27:42*

☂ Diego is just so accepting to everything Klaus is saying

☂ I’m sorry, are we suddenly on the set of The Phantom of the Opera?

☂ Diego, I think you’re forgetting a very important person in your life who you let down too who is also dead......(poor Ben can’t believe what his brother just said so he leaves)

☂ “Ordinary is not a word I’d use to describe you.” You’re right, it’s “Extra Ordinary” ha! Sorry Vanya, I had to use that joke

☂ Well at least we know Five ate a sandwich

☂ How exciting! The same division that made a simple candy taste like a candy from the past, but technically it’s not the past since The Commission HQ is based in 1955, is building a human body! That sounds so promising

☂ Sooooo whatever happened to Five’s new body? Is it just sitting in a lab somewhere?? Or is The Handler just lying about it to try to get Five to stay at The Commission?

☂ With the amount of time Five was staring at the suit, it obviously hurt him to know that while he has a new body within reach, he’s not going to get it because he’s about to leave

☂ “Course it’s a bit easier to see from 30,000 feet.” What is she talking about Reconnaissance aircraft? There was no mention of aircraft though so why would she bring that up? My closest guess is that she’s referring to strategic bombing in general, or even the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

☂ It sounds like Five suddenly has a New York accent when he says “operator” when talking to The Handler about Gloria

☂ Fuck you, Veggie Tales Hargreeves

☂ *skips 36:47-39:48*

☂ Well there’s your hit, Klaus

☂ I love the camera moving with Klaus as he falls and the transition into Vietnam

☂ “Lock and load, Charlie’s away!” Wikipedia’s definition of a “Charlie” is an American military slang referring to the Viiet Cong and North Vietnamese soldiers

☂ Klaus desperately calling out for a medic hurts my heart

☂ Well Luther if you had left then your body wouldn’t be the way it is now

☂ *fucking skips 45:41-50:00*

☂ Ooooh I just really love the entirety of the “Kill Of The Night” scene! If you listen to the lyrics it’s about someone luring someone into a trap to get revenge because they messed with the wrong person (it’s also about love but we’re going to ignore that part). I personally believe it’s aimed at The Commission from Five because the entire time it plays he’s messing things up for them and in some way it’s like a little bit of revenge from him

☂ Why is Gloria confused on who Hazel and Cha-Cha are? Hasn’t she heard their names a ton of times especially since they’re some of the best assassins?

☂ How did Five know which tubes to put the messages in?

☂ You can see at this part how Five immediately gets anxious and antsy. He has a wild look in his eyes. From this point onwards he’s constantly moving, shaking with energy, anticipation, and probably a little bit of anger

☂ “You’re a great disappointment to me.” That’s definitely not the first time he’s heard that

☂ “I don’t belong anywhere thanks to you. You made me a killer!” The first part of that stings. Obviously he feels like he doesn’t belong anywhere, but again I think has to do with the whole “good” and “bad” thing that’s going on. He feels like he doesn’t belong at home because he’s “bad” and has done a lot of dark stuff to get home (it doesn’t help that Luther voiced his acknowledgment of this to Five and now he has that in his mind that Luther knows and somewhat views him as “bad”). Five 100% feels shame in what he has done, and definitely has an issue of coming back to his family with blood on his hands form what he has done. He doesn’t belong in The Commission anymore because he doesn’t want to stay there to do their dirty work to kill or give out kill orders. He’s done with that or at least wants to be done with that life.

The last statement though is Five taking his anger and guilt about being becoming an assassin out on The Handler. She brought him into The Commission, which in turn he became the best assassin across The Space-Time Continuum. It’s not something he’s proud of, and he never enjoyed killing (as much as I want it to be the DNA alteration I just don’t think it exists in the show or at least not yet). However The Handler replies with “You were always a killer. I just pointed you in a direction.” which you can immediately tell has struck a chord with Five. For the briefest second he looks taken aback and his eyes ever so slightly open wider in shock, whether he took that as the truth or just a terrible accusation isn’t exactly clear. Either way he doesn’t like being accused or hearing the truth out loud of always being able to be murderous, a killer.

I believe it’s a mixture of The Handler just trying to get into his head and a combination of the truth. Reginald trained The Umbrella Academy to use brute force, but that doesn’t mean Five had killed anyone but he was definitely violent when it came to stopping bad guys (not to mention in the pilot script he was called a “Ruthless little war machine” after violently attacking and decapitating a bunch of mannequins)

☂ Diego: I’m going to go kill Hazel and Cha-Cha!........Riiiiight after I get done walking with my mom in the park

☂ He’s so happy to see Klaus again

☂ ✨Gremlin✨

☂ Who exactly does Five owe a debt to? Maybe his family after accidentally leaving them and now he wants to save them? Or is it a singular person?

☂ Ouch! Now that’s what I call a problem later!

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☂ Five using “Ya’ll” is weird to hear

☂ Five is talking to his siblings like he knows what’s been happening but in reality he’s rarely been at home so how would he know

☂ I love that Five doesn't even answer Diego at the end and instead just stares at his siblings

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Feel free to comment or reblog with things you have noticed too!

#surprise here's another long over due post!#tra #the rewatch academy #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

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itsadamcole · 3 years

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NSFW ALPHABET WEEK - day 4

➳ kyle o’reilly

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Kyle loves to take care of you after sex. He'll cuddle you for hours, grab snacks for you, get drinks for you. Of course, you'll make sure he and his blood sugar level are okay.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

His favorite part of his body is his hands.

His favorite part of your body is your lips.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Kyle will cum inside of you or in your mouth, all over your face or breasts. He loves when you cum on his dick or on his mouth when he's eating you out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kyle loves when you're on top in bed, but he'll never tell you this.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

He's not that experienced but he does know what he's doing most of the time. Sometimes he'll take a while to find your spot but when he finds it, oh boy. He will not stop hitting it until you cum who knows how many times.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He also likes to pin your wrists down to the bed when in this position if he's feeling confident in himself.

He loves any face to face position. He likes to kiss you when you orgasm sometimes. Plus, it makes it easier for him to hold your hand when you're face to face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Kyle can be both serious and humorous. He will crack jokes all the time. He won't crack jokes when he's in a more serious mood, which is rare. Jokes are a pretty usual thing during sex, and you don't mind.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's well trimmed down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He'll hold you hand and tell you how much he loves you. He'll shower you in compliments and praises. Sometimes he'll even set the scene with candles or flowers for a birthday or anniversary.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Kyle tries not to jack off if he can help it, but it's hard for him when he's away from you for a while. It's even harder when you decide to be a tease and send him some pictures.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise kink.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In a bed or on a couch usually, but he's never against fucking you against a wall or in the shower either. Against a wall is usually when he's jealous, which is kinda rare.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you tease him, which is all the time. Whether that's flirting with him, touching him, or sending him sexy pictures of yourself. Sometimes you do it just for fun, but other times it's how you tell him you want sex.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Threesomes, he would never degrade you or do something that would hurt you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves when you put that pretty mouth to work. He also loves to eat you out. He has no preference on giving or receiving, but he's skillful at making you cum with his mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's always slow and sensual. He likes to be careful to make sure he doesn't hurt you. Usually you'll have to beg him just to speed up. "I'm not fragile" you'd always say, to which he'd laugh and speed up his movements.

Kyle is only fast and rough when he's angry or jealous. You'll see a more confident Kyle when he's angry or jealous because he wants to make sure you know you're his and only his.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Kyle prefers proper sex but he's never against a quickie or two a week, especially if it's been a while since he's been with you. Usually they're in his locker room or in the shower.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's not really a risk taker, but sometimes he'll leave the door unlocked. Kyle's willing to experiment in bed if it's okay with you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He only goes for four or five rounds, but that's because he can make each round last a while. You'll also make him take breaks to make sire his blood sugar levels are okay.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's against them. He doesn't like using them on you and he doesn't like when you use them. He likes it to be only him that pleasures you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kyle does like to tease you, especially when he's wearing his wrestling gear. He knows how much you love seeing him in his gear, and he knows how horny it can make you if you are in the mood. He likes to kiss your neck or grab your ass to tease you.

But you, you love to tease Kyle. When he's away, you'll sext him and send him naughty pictures. You'll surprise him with new lingerie sets when he's home, giving him a nice strip tease or lap dance if you're really in the mood. You're also not afraid to just walk into the bedroom naked after a shower just to tease Kyle.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Kyle's more on the quieter side. He likes to kiss any part of your body while you have sex but he will let out an occasional moan or grunt. You're the complete opposite. You'll scream Kyle's name any chance you get.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You hadn't seen Kyle like this since his loss at Takeover 31. He was so sad, so angry, and so frustrated with himself that he still couldn't win that damn title. While Kyle was back in the showers, you told Adam and Roddy that you were going home so you can get something ready for Kyle

When you got home, you quickly changed out of your Undisputed Era t-shirt and jeans into a new nightgown that you bought a few days ago. It's white, short, and almost completely sheer. You wear a pair of lacy white panties beneath the nightgown.

The front door opens and you pull your hair down out of the ponytail. There are footsteps up the stairs and you hear a "Y/N?" come from the hallway.

"Bedroom," you call back, leaning seductively against one of the bedposts.

Kyle appears in the doorway and almost drops everything he's carrying when he sees you. "What's this for? I didn't win," he says, putting everything next to the door.

He approaches you and you say, "I'm not going to let you feel sorry for yourself. I'm going to show you that you don't need that stupid title to be a champion."

Your boyfriend looks down at you and says, "I kind of do need the title to be a champion."

You pout at him and say, "Kyle, let me have one of my supportive girlfriend moments please."

A laugh leaves his lips and he says, "Okay, okay. I'm sorry, baby. Go on.”

Deciding to be a tease, you say, "Well now the moments over." You go to walk away but Kyle grabs your wrist and pins you against the bedpost you were just leaning against.

"You don't get to dress like that and tease sex then walk away," Kyle almost growls.

You smirk and say, "There he is."

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Kyle's not too big and not too small. He's perfect for you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

About average, but he's he's needy or jealous then it's really high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Kyle likes to make sure you fall asleep before he does. He'll spoon you from behind as you doze off in his arms before burying his face in your neck and falling asleep himself.

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copper-wasp · 4 years

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Even a Devil May Drabble: Smutty Alphabet for Vergil (Part 15/?)

Hi readers! I’m back! Taking a few months off was truly beneficial for my mental health, but good golly gosh I really did miss writing. I hope this lil’ ditty makes up for my absence!

Title: Smutty Alphabet for Vergil, Son of Sparda, The Alpha and the Omega

Rating: E

Words: 1,678

Tag List: @exsultry @drusoona @xalmasyx @blindedstarlight @synchronmurmurs & any other Vergil lovers out there ~~~

(If you want to be added to the tag list, let me know 💕 )

Also posted to AO3 ~~~

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Vergil worships you both during and after sex; he’ll stroke your hair and pepper soft kisses over your flushed cheeks before cleaning you up. If you try to get out of bed, he scolds you, demanding that you stay put and let him take care of you.

B - Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His arms; lithe and strong, lean muscle wrapped around bone - they can cause so much destruction and hurt, but they can also hold you, pull you close to him if you wake up gasping, still in the grip of a nightmare. He loves feeling your palms trace up them, your fingers curling over his shoulders as you stand on tiptoe to kiss him.

Vergil loves his partner’s eyes. He loves looking into them, seeing how they squint when you smile, narrow when you challenge him, water when he spills his emotions to you, and of course, roll back when he drives you to your release.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum) Vergil definitely prefers to leave himself inside you, thick release coating your warm cunt. He was the most excited when you said he didn’t have to wear a condom anymore, the mere thought of being able to come inside enough to make him ravenous for you.

D - Dirty Secret He’s a bit of a voyeur; he loves to watch you dress after sex, watching your hands pull your clothing down over your body.

He’s nervous to bring it up, but he’d love to watch you pleasure yourself, delicate fingers stroking the places that make you moan, lost in bliss as he stood there, unaware of his presence.

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Vergil’s experience level is low, but the man is a natural at making love. He’s also very good with taking direction, and the things he remembers you like, regardless of how seemingly insignificant, always sends you in the best way.

F - Favorite Position Missionary, for sure. He loves being able to envelop you, let his weight settle atop your body, overloading your every sense with him. He also likes that he can see your face, watch it contort in pleasure, your pupils blown out when you squeeze around him, taking every bit of pleasure you can.

Though he also doesn’t discount a good ride, fascinated with your bouncing breasts as you grind yourself against him, thighs gripping his hips to kept yourself upright.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc?) Serious boy is serious. Even Vergil’s dirty talk is serious - but that doesn’t stop it from being the goddamn hottest thing you’ve ever heard.

H - Hot Spots (A place that drives them crazy when touched) His neck, for sure. Feeling the soft pads of your fingers trace over the most vulnerable part of his body makes his heart beat so much faster. And then faster still knowing you can feel it thumping beneath your touch.

I - Intimacy (How are they in the moment, romantically?) Vergil always makes sure you know how loved you are. He sings your praises so often you almost flush, turning your head away, unable to hold his gaze when he says such things. But he’ll gently turn your head back to face him, continuing to whisper words of love against your lips, punctuating each sentiment with a soft kiss.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon) Vergil doesn’t jerk off too often. He’d much rather wait the extra ten minutes for him to get to your place so he can fuck you silly. After all, why would he touch himself when he knows you’d so willingly take on the task?

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks) One word - bondage. Vergil loves having you trussed up like a present, ready for him to unwrap, or tease. He was pleasantly surprised with how quickly you agreed to his ask, and the reason for your eagerness became clear when he tore the most sinful noises from your throat, interspersed with pleas for more. He’d never exercised as much self control as he did that night, wanting to take you over and over, but resisting, preferring to edge and tease and have you beg for him so much more.

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do) Vergil feels the most comfortable in a bed with you; there are no limits to the positions you can try, no one to interrupt, nothing that could change the charged atmosphere between you. Now, that one night in the backseat of your car when you’d pulled over to wait for a snow squall to pass, that was quite an interesting change of scenery. Or when you’d convinced him to take you from behind while you were bent over Dante’s desk, that was something he’d never forget.

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going?) Vergil prefers the chase. Especially when you initiate it with sly touches and dirty quips whispered in his ear in public. He loves when you rile him up, even when you understand the punishment you’ll receive when he finally has you in his grasp.

N - No (Something they won’t do, turn offs) Anything you don’t want to do. He knows that “no” is non-negotiable, and he respects you too much to do anything other than stop.

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Giving, giving, giving. Your taste, your scent, the way your thighs tense against his head and your fingers weave into his hair, all of it drives him wild.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?) Vergil will do either; he’s good at reading your mood, or if you tell him what you’d like, he will gladly comply. It doesn’t matter if it’s slow and steady or he’s fucking you into the mattress, he’s honored every time you choose him.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) Not his thing. When he has you, he wants to take his time.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks, etc?) Vergil is absolutely game to experiment. He’s pretty nonjudgmental when it comes to matters of sex, and would definitely be up for anything new within reason. He might also have some ideas of his own that he’d like to try, and they might involve a blindfold, a crop, and some absolutely filthy dirty talk.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?) Vergil can literally go for hours. Be careful not to tease him about his stamina, else you may also find yourself going for hours. There’s something he loves about hearing your breathy, overstimulated moans as he pulls orgasm after orgasm out of you and filling you up with his own release.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or on themselves?) He will often use toys as an enhancement to your lovemaking. Vergil prefers to be the one using them on you, watching you squirm under a vibrator or how your back arches when he pushes a smooth, silicone plug into your ass. But he also loves when it’s just him, his hands... and his mouth.

U - Unfair (How much do they like to tease?) Vergil enjoys teasing, no doubt about it. Particularly when he’s got you at his mercy, toying with you until you beg; he loves the sound of your voice when you’re desperate, but even more so when he gives you what you desire. The buildup culminating into something that encompasses the both of you, peaking with a beautiful, breathless moan, that he’ll more often than not swallow right from your lips.

V - Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?) Vergil is usually quiet as he prefers to hear your lovely noises, but you like the challenge of getting him to groan and curse and have his voice join yours in a satisfied chorus.

W - Wild Card (Random headcanon for the character of your choice) While Vergil does love being in charge, there is also a desire to be submissive. Once he got over himself enough to ask you to dominate him, you had him calling you ‘mistress’ in no time flat, begging you to let him come.

X - X-Ray (What’s going on under those clothes) Vergil is slim, but his body is roped with lean muscle, and you love tracing over the soft dips between them. His long, lithe legs drive you absolutely wild, and it’s always a treat when he lets you wantonly rut yourself against his thigh.

His cock matches the rest of him; long enough to reach your deepest spots, not too thick, and with a gentle upward curve, perfectly engineered to fit your body. The head is a bit wider than the shaft, a satisfying ‘pop’ when he pushes it past your entrance.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Average, but can always be convinced if you’d like him more often. Not that he doesn’t have spells where he craves you like no other, and ignores any other responsibilities to stay in bed with you for days.

Z - ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?) Vergil will never fall asleep before you do. He will bundle you in his arms, making his chest your pillow, and gently stroke your hair until he feels your breathing even out and your heartbeat slow. He’ll trace his gaze over your face, your eyelashes resting against your cheeks, lips parted just a little to allow your warm breath to escape. Having you fall asleep first also gives him time to think about how lucky he is to have you, how he nearly can’t believe that you chose him.

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Thank you for reading!

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old-congratzams · 4 years

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𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐰. 𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: visuals, smut

𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Erwin is a really busy man and quite often he will skip a few hours of sleep to get work done. Sometimes he will pass out after the sex while holding you close to him, but when he is not that tired he will hold you in his arms and whisper sweet things in your ear.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think Erwin is proud of his appearance in general. He is well-groomed, tall in height and has muscles underneath some softness in his body.

When it comes to his partner, he absolutely loves their eyes. He loves reading them, checking for any sign of emotion, specially when his partner is somewhat embarrassed. Eyes are much more revealing than people think.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

When receiving oral, Erwin wants to get the job done quick and without leaving any evidence. He loves it when you swallow his cum like the good girl you are. Also, it's quite thick and somewhat bitter, but you absolutely love it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He dreams of spanking your bum every time you turn around to leave his office. His eyes linger on the figure of your hips and how it sways as you walk.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Erwin is quite experienced. There are many women that flirt with him on daily basis and he's willing to take things further if he's interested as well. Although, he doesn't feel that need after the two of you met and he was interested in claiming you as his.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Erwin is a very serious man. If he says he has to punish you, he will do it and will not let you escape or have things your way. He takes his compromises very seriously. If you try to lighten up the mood during the small kisses that he places on your jaw and neck, he will bring the mood back to sensuous or nothing will happen.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Erwin invests lots of time into making himself look presentable. That includes down there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He prizes intimacy. Like, he doesn't know what will happen the day after, so your relationship has to be meaningful. He has to know there is someone waiting for him to come back home or fighting by his side (in case his partner if from the survey corps, but that's highly dangerous). Erwin does not want to live an empty life.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Erwin's done it quite a few times before getting into a relationship with you. He's too embarrassed to admit it, he's a gentleman after all. He always pictured the things he'd do to you, how he'd bend you over his desk... The list goes on.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He probably enjoys being called by authority titles, like 'sir', 'commander' etc. as well as being the dominant one in bed. Also, he will punish you in many ways (he is that creative) if you disrespect him or tease him all day long.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His office and as well as the bedroom. He'd rather keep his life private.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The way you misbehave. He loves punishing you as much as he won't admit it as he has to be in full control and guarantee that you'll grow to respect him (of course you do, it's just so fun to tease him and be a brat).

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't push you into things that are off the limits for you. Also, he kinda gets turned off if you come off as very sexual in public. He likes the innocence behind your actions and that's something that gets him going too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Man... Erwin is LOVES both. He is a God when it comes to using his tongue to pleasure you. Also, he loves how you suck him off and he gets all flustered like a teenager (I think he hadn't many experiences like that smskamsks most of times he is the one doing it).

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Erwin can be both. It depends on the mood.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Erwin likes to take his time, either taking off your clothes or spanking your soft ass. Quickies are something he is not particularly fond of (also, I think he's seen too many people having quickies and never talked about it.... so, traumatized for life).

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Erwin is sooo up to experimenting things, but another thing he would never do is public sex as the risk of getting caught exists, even if it's one in one billion.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

If he isn't too tired and has the time to do it, I'm sure he could fuck you the entire day. Maybe three times in a row before taking a long break? His sessions are quite long too.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He would be curious at first, but he is willing to try it or even make it a surprise for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Uhh... Usually, you're the one teasing him, but once he loses his patience he would edge you multiple times due to your misbehaviour.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is a master at dirty talking, calling you his princess and things like that. Otherwise, he is not very loud, maybe a few deep and uneven breaths.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He doesn't want to cum inside you if you're on duty. It's not pleasant to have it running down your thighs and he is thoughtful as that. Erwin will ask you to suck him off after you've reached orgasm and he can't hold it anymore.

Also, regarding his favorite position, he likes how close he is to you and how he can kiss the top of your head after you're both finished.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Erwin is not longer than average length, but he is THICK.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He is over the horny teenager phase and can control his needs, but there are times he will just want to spend the entire day fucking you in his bed as he misses you on daily basis.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he's really tired, he will be falling asleep on top of you. Otherwise, he will keep you close to him as he runs his fingers through your hair while you sleep.

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atomic-taco-muffin · 3 years

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Vanitas NSFW Alphabet

Request from @justavanitassimp: *Deep inhale* Vanitas nsfw alphabet?... for definitely science

Warnings: What the title says

Rating: SFW

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a bit rough with aftercare but he tries his hardest.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him, he likes his arms. He had trained A LOT. On you, he likes your curves. He thinks they’re sexy

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is THICC. Plus there’s a lot of it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to be a maid but curse his ego

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

For him only being with one person (aka you) he’s actually pretty experienced

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He has a lot of favorite positions but his top favorite one is mating press.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Dark humor. I’m sorry but that’s just the way he works

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He kind of has to keep it groomed since he wears that skin ass tight suit of his. But the carpet does match the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He doesn’t really understand intimacy. But with you, he’ll learn how to. Slowly

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off a lot to hentai. He has a collection of hentai in his room and he doesn’t even try and hide it!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Orgasm control/edging

Sir kink

Wax play

Bondage/shibari

Breeding kink

Degradation/praise. Mostly degradation

Begging

Dacryphilia

Brat taming

Anal play

Size kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He loves to it anywhere. Mainly just to piss people off *cough* Xehanort *cough*

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

There’s a lot that can get him going such as: being a brat, teasing, him being stressed, etc.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No, threesomes/gangbangs. He’s SUPER possessive

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both but mainly prefers receiving. He loves to see you choke on his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Man is fast and rough! There are times where he’ll go slow but it’s still kind of rough

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He LIVES for a quickie. You’re probably gonna have one everyday

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He LOVES taking risks. This man is unstoppable.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last for about 3-4 rounds before getting tired.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys that he likes to tease you with. Most of them are BDSM toys though

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease you. He’s so mean about it too

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He growls okay?! He loves to growl in your ear to see your reaction.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He once did it in Xehanort’s office and got caught but he didn’t care. He just kept going.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s about 10 inches in length and has a really fat girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Super high sex drive. It’s almost as bad as Xigbar’s

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tends to fall asleep right after you guys do it, but sometimes he still has enough energy to give you some aftercare

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cacoetheswriting · 4 years

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nsfw alphabet - nick scratch

A/N: The title says it all so a smut warning is in place.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex?)

Contrary to many beliefs, Nicholas is incredibly delicate and tender after sex. He will hold you in his arms and gently kiss your head while smelling your hair, until the two of you eventually drift to sleep together.

B = Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Nick definitely has a thing for your ass. His hand deliberately travels down your back until it meets your bum, a slight pinch or slap is certain. He especially enjoys spanking you during sex - not that you’re complaining. You on the other hand adore his lips. Their softness when he kisses you is indescribable, not to mention his smile makes the butterflies in your stomach turn.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

When he comes, he comes extensively and hard. When he comes, he looks deep into your eyes. He likes to draw it out as long as he can to savour the moment of pure ecstasy.

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

To your surprise, Nicholas can get quite soft when you’re intimate. He enjoys to tell you how beautiful you are while kissing down your breasts. Before he met you sex was a way to blow off some steam and now he uses it to show how much you mean to him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

For such a young age, he’s had his fair share of experience. He’s quite proficient in pleasuring you and takes great pride in knowing he makes you feel so good.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying)

Nicky is not picky when it comes to what position to have sex in. He does however quite enjoy when you’re on top. Your face, your neck, your breasts, your stomach, your pussy: all shaking on top of him, what a view! With you on top, his hands are free to roam naturally.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Although usually serious in the moment, he doesn't strive away from the occasional joke. He loves the sound of your laugh. The soft giggles mixed with the sound of your light moans turn him on even more.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His clean cut ‘everyday’ look is not misleading at all. Nick takes good care of himself to always look his best, naked or not. You're no stranger to catching girls and guys checking your boyfriend out but at least in the bedroom he’s all yours.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Nick doesn’t shy away from intimacy, even if he prefers things raw and unrefined. Floating magic candles usually create a nice balance between crass and romantic.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Not that he doesn't enjoy pleasuring himself Nicky simply favours the thrill of ejaculating with you. He does however take quite relish in watching you touch yourself until your back arches and your eyes roll to the back of your head: release.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He quite enjoys when you take control. Whether unintentionally or on purpose, Nicky likes the more dominant side of you. Tell him what to do. Be a little rough. Slap his hands away, pin them down. Moan sweet nothings in his ear.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

You and Nick are quite an open and adventurous couple. There isn’t a place in Greendale that hasn’t been “discovered” by the two of you. Although as strange as this may sound a blanket covered bedroom floor seems to usually play the favourite.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Everything about you, plain and simple.

N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that makes you uncomfortable is always off the table. Nick is bold, courageous and seemingly not afraid of anything however he would never do anything to hurt you. If the two are heated in the moment and start to feel brave, Nick always makes sure that first and foremost you are okay with doing what you are about to do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc,)

Definitely receiving. As you slide your lips gently over his member, Nicks hands immediately grip onto your hair. You’ve become rather skilled at this particular act of pleasure.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

With Nick it’s always about communication. What he derives pleasure in is watching you intuitively and leaning towards what feels natural in the moment. Whether it’s fast and rough or slow and sensual, or a mixture of all. Thrusting in rhythm with your body is what Nick enjoys most.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nick is not stuck on the idea that sex needs to always be momentous. The two of you can get each other in the mood almost everywhere so why control it? Why tame it? As mentioned earlier, there isn’t a place in Greendale that hasn’t been “discovered” by the two of you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

With Nick you always feel protected, safe. Even in bed you know he would never do anything that would make you distressed or upset. If you’re willing to take a risk, experiment, than Nick is too.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Nick could go for hours but also only for a few minutes. He has a greatly hidden talent of reading your body language. He knows exactly when to speed up or slow things down, exactly right to please you.

T = Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nick is know to always keeps a few tricks up his sleeve, things are no different in bed. He owns a few objects and quite enjoys using them - especially with you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The bigger tease in the relationship is you. Wearing clothes that wrap tightly around your figure, showing off everything that Nick enjoys - especially your ass.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not ashamed of pleasure and he definitely likes to show when he’s enjoying himself. Nothing stays hidden through his moans, grunts and scuffs.

W = Wild Card (random headcanon for the character)

Before you and Nick got together you were one of the only girls he had a trouble talking to. He fell hard, like he’s never fallen before. His pathetic attempts at flirting with you were talk of the Academy. Good thing you made the first move.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

More important than size is that he knows what to do with it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s always in the mood. If he doesn’t have to control himself then he doesn't It’s quite simple, Nick is completely and utterly addicted to the way you make him feel. He longs for your touch, to feel your soft skin against his. You’re irresistible.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sleep often becomes the last thing on your mind after sex. The two of you usually get lost in a deep conversation about nothing and everything all at once, usually retelling heated moments that just passed. Nick calls you beautiful, mesmerising, amazing, incredible as he trails kisses across your neck. The kisses tend to lead to round two before sleep is even considered.

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