Hii I wanted to fraud votes bc it's fun <3 can some phannies help me out here and vote for LOUSTAT in this poll? please 🥺
I can even make u a custom collage header if u send me proof 🧡 (example below)
these are some I made, I can do whatever style u want, from any phan period :D
thanks!!
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When people post pictures of Jevil being SKINNY and flexible, I look at the original Jevil and go
"but big chunk no be flex-bowl he is big chunk and squish-able? I swuishes hwim not flex-bowl himmmm-"
Wtf going through my mind hwelp
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Having an absolute normal one while waiting for TotK
So for some goddess-forsaken reason while running around in BotW, I had the thought over how much in game time it would take to get from one area of the map to the other.
I mean, it’s a pretty big map yea? How long would it take Link to get around if teleporting wasn’t an option?
So I started with going from the Great Plateau to the Dueling Peaks Stable.
It took 8.5 in-game hours to run from one end to the other when stopping to fight monsters. It took 6.5 to run once the path had been cleared.
It took 19.5 in-game hours to walk (moving while crouched is comparable to slightly moving the control stick to walk so I was able to save my thumbs thank Hylia), and thanks to a “convenient” blood moon I also learned it takes 23.5 hours when you need to fight off those monsters that see you.
Trotting on horseback (faster than a walk, slower than a gallop) also took 6.5 hours. So running is about equal to casual horse-riding. Good to know! Galloping took 4 in-game hours (walking on horseback is slower than Link’s walking pace so I decided I didn’t need to know that one).
But I also realized that horse gallop-speed varies based on the horse! So this called for more testing.
But wow. The scenery is getting stale.
Lets switch it up by going from Dueling Peaks Stable to Hateno!
On a two-star speed horse it took 4.5 in-game hours; three-star was 4; and four-star was 3.
Oh what else? Lets go from the stable to Kakariko!
That’s closer so lets take it easy with a nice horse trot. 4 hours. Which is also equal to Link running on foot. Nice.
Another scenery change! How about the Outskirts Stable to the Lost Woods entrance?
Travel speed? Trotting on horseback does seem like a realistic traveling pace, so let’s stick with that. 3 hrs. Cool.
What next, what next... How about travel between stables! Let’s do Outskirt Stable to Gerudo Stable.
Hmm, and we’ve been spoiling ourselves with that horse auto-pathing. Let’s WALK. Even having pre-cleared the path of monsters, walking took 27 in-game hours. OOF.
So yea. I’m having fun. What am I doing with this information?
Well so far I’ve a bunch of messy hand-written notes on some scrap cardboard.
And then I made this tumblr post. Maybe I’ll make a spreadsheet (I like those).
And hey, BOTW FIC WRITERS. Do you want to know how long it would take to get from one point of the map to the other at whatever traveling speed? Want me to include things like resting for meals or nighttime or waiting out the rain? I’LL FUCKING DO IT. Just throw me reply/comment/ask. I’m basically looking for a reason here.
And in the meantime, I’ll keep up with the game file I got going where I make Link actually GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP at night (or at least resting by a fire and pretending he’s sleeping), and am keeping a tally of how many in-game days it takes me to rescue Zelda. So far I’ve activated all towers, made it to all towns, and calmed Vah Ruta. It’s been 79 in-game days. There have been 7 blood-moons. Our boy is so well rested 😌
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it's the way I really thought this season was going to be about Crowley's depression and nihilism and we would get aziraphale showing him he's loved and life can be good and instead it's Crowley trying time and time again to get aziraphale to see they can have a nice happy little life together away from all bureaucracy of heaven and hell, in their little gray side and aziraphale is still too stuck in heaven's ideology/indoctrination to let himself want it too
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